Song and Follow up Email for Eric

 Hi Web 3.0 Lawyer from the Future, 

I need a bill of sale and purchase agreement prepared for the sale of my 2023 Volvo L60H. I have attached details of the equipment to email which also includes sale price.  I will need you to see this transaction through closing.

This transaction is a cash transaction, with no financing and the sale closes once full payment is made, a satisfactory inspection conducted by my buyer and an appraisal issued by the inspection company.

Advice on what the cost of representation will be and also confirm if you have handled matters like this in the past. You can find details of my buyer Here: -[I should take the time to match my fonts when looking up local businesses here]

Please email your engagement letter so i could go through your terms of representation before proceeding if this is a matter you can handle.

Warm regards.

Eric Vogt
708,Crossland,Ave,Clarksville,TN,37040
318-744-8279

Elio's Inferno of Loans

 Amazing Blockchain Lawyer with Amazing Legal Prowess

I really appreciate your level of professionalism. but let me brief you in details, the debtor's name is Curtis Bradford.We started dating in June 2018, we met in Punta Cana, Mexico when he came over and it was a business trip,I was managing my late father's software business/estate. I was in a sad place at the time as I had just lost my father who was all I had as a family. I and Curtis kicked off a happy relationship almost immediately as he was so sweet and supportive, so I packed up and went back with him to Washington, where we started living together within the confines of a civil partnership.

In 2021 Curtis came to me financially seeking assistance, he said he needed money to inject into a new real estate flipping business venture he was embarking on and because we were dating at that time I lent him the money.We both traveled back to Mexico and I transferred the funds to him. Attached is a copy of the loan Agreement between us. At present Curtis owes me $1,950,000 plus The interest. I would be extremely glad if you can assist me with this problem as I am currently diagnosed with cancer receiving treatments in Mexico and hence the reason I want to settle this matter so I can pay for hospital bills etc...

Also my Fathers business Suffered partially and this has made the process of recovering the money a little bit more difficult. I will be able to pay for legal services on a traditional hourly rate basis , but should decide to avoid a suit he will be responsible for all legal fees as stated in the loan agreement. my expectation of your services for now will be within the ranks of a Demand letter to him. I believe this approach will trigger a much-needed response/action from him in regards to paying what I am owed. I am aware that there would be a charge for your services- or a retainer payment,because I know for a fact that Curtis would be shaken when he gets a demand letter from you,if you are going to take my case,kindly let me know if this works for you.

Kindly let me know what your thoughts and considerations are judging from all I have shared so as to know what the next step is.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Regards

Elio

Brad to the Bone

  

Dear Shockingly Good Looking Lawyer

Thank you for the quick response to my inquiry. In the meantime, I am enclosing the loan agreement between myself and the borrower, Ms. Elizabeth Guzman. On the 20th of January 2022, I had invested the sum of $1,000,000 in Elizabeth’s business with the agreement to receive profit. She told me this loan was obtained to advance her business expansion, which is called.

Ba Bar Capitol Hill, 

550 12th Ave, 

Seattle, WA 98122, United States

 

This loan agreement has provisions for instalment payment plan (principal plus interest) in the amount of $275,000 quarterly after one year anniversary. So far, I have only received one payment of $275,000 on March 1, 2023. 

 

 

Since then, I have tried so many efforts to collect the funds to no avail; I think my failure to collect could be blamed on my reluctance to involve myself in legal proceedings. Hence the reason I'm engaging your law firm.

 

 

I recently emailed her that I would be seeking legal representation to which her response could be seen below. I did not respond back

 

 

I look forward to your representation in this matter. Kindly send me an engagement /Retainer letter

 

 

Regards,

 

Brad Smith Jr.

 Private Wealth Adviser
Green Fiduciary Services

304 Old Dominion Dr, 

Mc Lean, VA 22101

Tel: +289-627-5346

Bradsmith22210@gmail.com 

This One Smells

  Lonnie Martin <lonniemartin150@gmail.com>

Hello You Wicked Awesome Lawyer,

I would like to establish a long-term relationship with your law office to handle our agricultural contract matters in WA. This [Unsuspecting local Business) is interested in buying my Fertilizer Spreader. I have discussed and agreed to sell a 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader Florek Family Farm. 575 Noble Glen Dr SE, Shelton, WA 98584

I need your legal services to prepare the purchase agreement and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader and agreed terms are attached for your review.

Few questions I would like to ask, Is this something you can handle? What is your required rate and retainer fee for this legal service? can you email your engagement agreement for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Lonnie Martin

L & L Fertilizer, LLC

61329 county road 9,

Elkhart, IN 46517

Direct: (909) 901-3179 -Impaired hearing 

www.landlfertilizer.com

My Biggest Phan

Allen Harris <allen@bondconstructionyc.com>

To the Most Handsome Web 3.0 Lawyer I know

 It is a pleasure meeting you by email and I appreciate you responding to this request sent by Phan Holland on my firm's behalf, he used to represent my firm and advised he got your details from the state bar and I should furnish you with details.

 

I hope this message finds you well. Your legal expertise is exactly what my company needs to review an investment agreement for the acquisition of construction equipment.

 

We have secured a substantial investment of $6,850,000.00 US dollars from a finance company in your state. To proceed, we are required to engage an attorney to represent us in reviewing the investment contract and managing the deal's closure. The investment will take the form of a loan with an annual interest rate of 8% for 48 months, with the equipment serving as collateral upon purchase.

 

Could you please provide your billing rates for this representation and the required retainer deposit? This information will allow me to discuss the matter with my partners and revert to you promptly. Kindly share your retainer agreement based on your hourly rate so that we can promptly review it. Once we have you on board, we are eager to commence this venture. I would be delighted to delve deeper into the project after reviewing and accepting your retainer agreement.

 

Please find below the conflict check for our lender. Your immediate attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.

 

Finance Company Conflict Check:

 

[Local Company Name Here]

 

I eagerly await your response.

 

Best Regards,

 

Allen Harris

Bond Construction LLC

Chief Executive Officer

Address: 303 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10016

Tel: 917-268-5268

Web: https://bconstructionnyc.com

Adam STONE FREE

adambstone33@gmail.com

Good Morning Extraordinary International Lawyer ,

Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and Arcadia Drilling, Inc.,  which is located in your state. We are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for a 12 months duration.

 

We will require your services for the following:

 

Draft the lease agreement

 

Review the required documents for the lease

 

We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

 

The total value of the transaction will be around $3,400,000 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off the second week of July. 2024. I will provide you with our previous lease agreements which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible.

 

Send me a retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My week is looking tied, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

 

Lessee Conflict:

[Unsuspecting Local Company Here]

I am available Mon-Fri, from 11am-4pm. A good number to reach me is in my signature below.

 

Regards,

Adam B. Stone
Lewis Well and Pump Repair Inc
1800 Dallas Stanley Hwy,
Stanley, NC 28164
704-800-6608 (Direct)

919-931-3923(WhatsApp Only) 

Elliot's Song ElliotMedicals.com

The Best Psychedelic Lawy Firm, Ever, Period, 

Subject to our earlier email correspondence; we are a medical device company which provides quality manufacturing and sales of medical devices. We are interested in building a lasting Attorney-Client Relationship with your law firm to handle both our legal concerns, mostly in contract matters, with Advice, reforms and transactions matter in California. We're looking forward to setting up a liaison office in Westlake Village, by the ending of this year. In the meantime, (Unsuspecting Company) is interested in purchasing my 3600 Vitros Immunodiagnostic System. I have discussed and agreed to sell the 

(Real Company's Contact Info)

I need your legal services to prepare a sale contract and to handle sales through closing. The 
purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 3600 Vitros Immunodiagnostic System and agreed terms are attached.

Having stated the above. I'd like to ask a few questions; Is this something within your wheelhouse, What is your rate and required retainer fee for this kind of work? If your answers are affirmative,  kindly email your client-attorney engagement letter for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Jon C. Elliott.
Owner
Elliott Medical Devices, LLC
39 Linda Isle
Newport Beach CA 92660
Phone: (323) 391-7174
Email: elliot@elliotmedicals.com
www.elliotmedicals.com (Website was created today https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?itc=dlp_domain_whois&domain=elliotmedicals.com)