Friday, June 7, 2024

  Lonnie Martin <lonniemartin150@gmail.com>



Hello You Wicked Awesome Lawyer,

I would like to establish a long-term relationship with your law office to handle our agricultural contract matters in WA. This [Unsuspecting local Business) is interested in buying my Fertilizer Spreader. I have discussed and agreed to sell a 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader Florek Family Farm. 575 Noble Glen Dr SE, Shelton, WA 98584

I need your legal services to prepare the purchase agreement and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader and agreed terms are attached for your review.

Few questions I would like to ask, Is this something you can handle? What is your required rate and retainer fee for this legal service? can you email your engagement agreement for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Lonnie Martin
L & L Fertilizer, LLC
61329 county road 9,
Elkhart, IN 46517
Direct: (909) 901-3179 -Impaired hearing 

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

My Biggest Phan


Allen Harris <allen@bondconstructionyc.com>

To the Most Handsome Web 3.0 Lawyer I know

 It is a pleasure meeting you by email and I appreciate you responding to this request sent by Phan Holland on my firm's behalf, he used to represent my firm and advised he got your details from the state bar and I should furnish you with details.

 
I hope this message finds you well. Your legal expertise is exactly what my company needs to review an investment agreement for the acquisition of construction equipment.
 
We have secured a substantial investment of $6,850,000.00 US dollars from a finance company in your state. To proceed, we are required to engage an attorney to represent us in reviewing the investment contract and managing the deal's closure. The investment will take the form of a loan with an annual interest rate of 8% for 48 months, with the equipment serving as collateral upon purchase.
 
Could you please provide your billing rates for this representation and the required retainer deposit? This information will allow me to discuss the matter with my partners and revert to you promptly. Kindly share your retainer agreement based on your hourly rate so that we can promptly review it. Once we have you on board, we are eager to commence this venture. I would be delighted to delve deeper into the project after reviewing and accepting your retainer agreement.
 
Please find below the conflict check for our lender. Your immediate attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.
 
Finance Company Conflict Check:
 
[Local Company Name Here]
 
I eagerly await your response.
 
Best Regards,
 
Allen Harris
Bond Construction LLC
Chief Executive Officer
Address: 303 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Tel: 917-268-5268

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Adam STONE FREE



adambstone33@gmail.com


Good Morning Extraordinary International Lawyer ,


Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and Arcadia Drilling, Inc.,  which is located in your state. We are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for a 12 months duration.

 

We will require your services for the following:

 

Draft the lease agreement

 

Review the required documents for the lease

 

We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

 

The total value of the transaction will be around $3,400,000 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off the second week of July. 2024. I will provide you with our previous lease agreements which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible.

 

Send me a retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My week is looking tied, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

 

Lessee Conflict:

[Unsuspecting Local Company Here]


I am available Mon-Fri, from 11am-4pm. A good number to reach me is in my signature below.

 

Regards,

Adam B. Stone
Lewis Well and Pump Repair Inc
1800 Dallas Stanley Hwy,
Stanley, NC 28164
704-800-6608 (Direct)

919-931-3923(WhatsApp Only) 

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Elliot's Song ElliotMedicals.com

The Best Psychedelic Lawy Firm, Ever, Period, 

Subject to our earlier email correspondence; we are a medical device
 company which provides quality manufacturing and sales of medical devices. We are interested in building a lasting Attorney-Client Relationship with your law firm to handle both our legal concerns, mostly in contract matters, with Advice, reforms and transactions matter in California. We're looking forward to setting up a liaison office in Westlake Village, by the ending of this year. In the meantime, (Unsuspecting Company) is interested in purchasing my 3600 Vitros Immunodiagnostic System. I have discussed and agreed to sell the 

(Real Company's Contact Info)

I need your legal services to prepare a sale contract and to handle sales through closing. The 
purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 3600 Vitros Immunodiagnostic System and agreed terms are attached.

Having stated the above. I'd like to ask a few questions; Is this something within your wheelhouse, What is your rate and required retainer fee for this kind of work? If your answers are affirmative,  kindly email your client-attorney engagement letter for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Jon C. Elliott.
Owner
Elliott Medical Devices, LLC
39 Linda Isle
Newport Beach CA 92660
Phone: (323) 391-7174
Email: elliot@elliotmedicals.com
www.elliotmedicals.com (Website was created today https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?itc=dlp_domain_whois&domain=elliotmedicals.com) 



Friday, May 3, 2024

Tony Story Part 3

 

kyc@waitechag.com

faustin.liang@waitechag.org

finance@waitechag.com

shi.peng@waitechag.com

richard_leezhao@waitechag.com


Hello The Best Darn Blockchain Lawyer in Town,
 
I hope this email finds you well.
 
I am writing to formally extend an offer for the Escrow Service Agent Representative position within our organization, catering to our esteemed U.S.-based clientele. After thorough consideration, our management has unanimously agreed to offer you this position.
 
In consideration of your role and responsibilities, we are pleased to offer you a service fee of 3% on every transaction facilitated through your services. Additionally, a retainer fee of $1000 will be provided to you, payable at the conclusion of our first initial transaction, subsequent to necessary deductions. This retainer fee underscores our commitment to establishing a mutually beneficial working relationship with you.
 
However, To proceed with this arrangement, we will also be providing the necessary CIS and KYC documentation required for the escrow agreement. We understand the importance of adhering to legal and regulatory standards, and we are committed to providing all the information required in a timely and comprehensive manner. We have several buyers and customers who are ready to initiate wire payments for the purchase of fiat currency.
 
Also, the turnaround on the exchange should not exceed 72 hours, starting from when the funds are available in your escrow trust account, because cryptocurrencies transactions are usually based on time and our firm are known for swift deliveries. We will be responsible for any other incurred fee associated with each transactions. Please find attached the agreement for escrow services and CIS for your reference and provide us a filled out information as this is our firm procedures in accordance with Hong Kong policy, and kindly provide the IOLTA TRUST account details, as we are keen on minimizing days sales outstanding. 
 
We are confident that your legal acumen, coupled with your professionalism, will greatly contribute to the success of our escrow services division. We eagerly anticipate your acceptance of this offer and look forward to embarking on a fruitful collaboration together.
 
Please do not hesitate to reach out should you require any further clarification or information regarding this offer.
 
 
Very cordially Yours,
 
-- 

Tony Chang

托尼·泰·张

Administrative Manager
Waitech Group, Hong Kong.
info@waitechag.com

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Hello BAMF Attorney
 
We hope you're having a successful and productive time. We are writing to inform you of a recent decision made by our management team regarding the commission structure for transactions that will be facilitated by your services.
 
After careful consideration and evaluation of market standards and our business objectives, we have decided to amend the commission fee to provide you with a 5% commission on every transaction, up to a maximum transaction value of $2 million dollars. This adjustment aims to ensure equitable compensation for your valuable contributions to our business operations. Additionally, a retainer fee of $1000 will be provided to you, payable at the conclusion of our first initial transaction, subsequent to necessary deductions. This retainer fee underscores our commitment to establishing a mutually beneficial working relationship with you.
 
To formalize this arrangement, we kindly request you to proceed in signing the escrow Agreement, Additionally, as part of our regulatory compliance procedures, we require you to provide a copy of the filled Customer Information Sheet (CIS) along with a valid form of identification. This information is necessary to fulfil our due diligence obligations and ensure transparency and legality in our business dealings due to high volume.
 
Furthermore, we kindly ask that you furnish us with the trust bank account information where transactions will be processed. Providing this information will enable us to proceed with business transactions seamlessly and expedite the initiation of wire payments for the purchase of cryptocurrency by our awaiting buyers.
 
We understand the importance of efficiency and professionalism in conducting our business affairs, and we appreciate your prompt attention to these matters.
 
Thank you for your cooperation. We look forward to forging ahead with our business endeavours on a positive trajectory.
 
 
Very cordially Yours,
 
-- 

Tony Chang

托尼·泰·张

Administrative Manager
Waitech Group, Hong Kong.
info@waitechag.com

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Hello You Dead Sexy Lawyer,

 
We hope you're having a successful and productive time. We are writing to inform you of a recent decision made by our management team regarding the commission structure for transactions that will be facilitated by your services.
 
After careful consideration and evaluation of market standards and our business objectives, we have decided to amend the commission fee to provide you with a 5% commission on every transaction, up to a maximum transaction value of $2 million dollars. This adjustment aims to ensure equitable compensation for your valuable contributions to our business operations. Additionally, a retainer fee of $1000 will be provided to you, payable at the conclusion of our first initial transaction, subsequent to necessary deductions. This retainer fee underscores our commitment to establishing a mutually beneficial working relationship with you.
 
To formalize this arrangement, we kindly request you to proceed in signing the escrow Agreement, Additionally, as part of our regulatory compliance procedures, we require you to provide a copy of the filled Customer Information Sheet (CIS) along with a valid form of identification. This information is necessary to fulfil our due diligence obligations and ensure transparency and legality in our business dealings due to high volume.
 
Furthermore, we kindly ask that you furnish us with the trust bank account information where transactions will be processed. Providing this information will enable us to proceed with business transactions seamlessly and expedite the initiation of wire payments for the purchase of cryptocurrency by our awaiting buyers.
 
We understand the importance of efficiency and professionalism in conducting our business affairs, and we appreciate your prompt attention to these matters.
 
Thank you for your cooperation. We look forward to forging ahead with our business endeavours on a positive trajectory.
 
 
Very cordially Yours,
 
-- 

Tony Chang

托尼·泰·张

Administrative Manager
Waitech Group, Hong Kong.
info@waitechag.com

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Thursday, May 2, 2024

Topliff and Proud

 

matthewtopliff975@gmail.com

Hi Best Lawyer Ever, 

I am representing CooperSurgical, Inc in this transaction, I have negotiated and agreed to sell the GE OEC 9900 Elite C-arm to

(This Unsuspecting Local Business)
 I need your help to draft the purchase agreement. Attached are the required details of the machine for your review. This transaction is a cash transaction and “as is”, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. This is a no title Machine. The Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility of shipping cost and risk of damage.Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the purchase agreement and full payment made.What is your rate and cost of representation? Kindly email your engagement letter for my review and signing.Thank you for your consideration.

Mathew Topliff,
Chief Financial Officer
CooperSurgical, Inc.
75 Corporate Drive Trumbull, CT 06611 USA
252-365-5567

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Here Comes Dumb George

 George Bauer <georgebauer330@gmail.com>

Hi Cannabis Constable, I need your help to handle the sale of my tractor and draft the sale agreement. Attached are details of the equipment which includes the sale price.  I will need you to see this transaction through closing. Find below details concerning this transaction.


Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

·         Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

·         Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing.

·          No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company.

·         Buyer will handle all taxation

This transaction is a cash transaction, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made.

Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage.

What will be the cost of representation and have you handled matters like this in the past? Details of the buyer are:- UNSUSPECTING COMPANY NAME HERE WITH ADDRESS

You can email your engagement letter for me to go through your terms of representation before moving ahead if this is a matter you are able to handle.

 
Thanks for your attention. I look forward to your reply.


George Bauer
202 Chaisson Dr, San Clemente, CA 92672
252-365-5567