Thursday, December 21, 2023

The Very Best of Scofield Medical Equipment

 

Allen Scofield <

allenscofieldmedicalequipments@gmail.com
Attachments2:21 PM (6 minutes ago)
to me
Hello Cannabis Lawyer Extraordinaire

I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to express my gratitude for your response to my email. We are currently selling 19 pieces of Cardiovascular Ultrasound Systems to [Local Hospital Near You]. Allen Scofield Medical Equipment needs your legal counsel to help with drafting the sale agreement for the transaction from contract preparation through closing. The above mentioned Cardiovascular Ultrasound Systems is $73,000 each and in total sales price of $1,387,000.00 this includes the insurance cost, shipping and handling cost. Attached are required details of the Machine for your review.

Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing

No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company. Purchaser will handle all taxation, Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Purchaser will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damages.

Please advise on your rate, retainer fee and forward to me your retainer agreement for perusal of your terms of representation.

Warm regards,

Allen Scofield,
Owner
ALLEN SCOFIELD MEDICAL EQUIPMENT
3675 W Ninigret
Dr Salt Lake City,
Utah 84104.

Friday, December 8, 2023

But Terry says "No, pop, they're just plain"

 Dear Best Lawyer Ever

 
Good day to you and thanks for responding to my email.
 
My name is William Terry and my address is 4809 Laurel Creek Cir,Lexington, KY 40515. On January 23rd, 2019, I lend Kurt  Tuohy who now resides in your jurisdiction the sum of $550.000.00 with 8.5% interest on two years fixed term and to pay back January 23rd, 2021. Hey had only paid me $150,000 but still owing $400,000.

We both used to live here in Kentucky at the time the loan was made, but He had now relocated to your jurisdiction.{MN} I was advised to seek legal assistance in my borrower's new jurisdiction which is why I contacted you to act as my counsel in retrieving these funds. There has not been any attorney working on this case. Different payment dates have been promised and I still have not received anything. My last contact with my Borrower, I was told I would receive payment no later than Mid July 2021 and till now, nothing has been paid.
 
Kindly let me know what your fees would be on a contingency basis in order for me to inform Mr. Kurt Tuohy  to expect contact from you as you have been authorized to act on my behalf. On your approval, I would like to forward your details to him so He knows a law firm is representing me and I could sue for breach of agreement if He does not oblige to the terms of the loan agreement. I would like to give him this last chance to fulfill his obligations before we start legal proceedings if need be.
 
Please do get back to me so I can furnish you with the required details to contact my borrower on my behalf as I know He respects the law and wouldn't want to be litigated. Before we proceed, kindly forward your fee on a contingency basis / retainer agreement for my review and if satisfied with terms and conditions upon receipt;We shall immediately proceed.
 
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation and understanding. Contact me should you require more information. I have attached here a copy of the Loan Agreement Promissory Note and proof of partial payment He made for your peruse. My borrower’s name is Kurt Tuohy.
 
Regards,
William Terry

Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Oscar the Grouch


---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Carlos Oscar <carlos.oscar@digital-tex.co>
Date: Tue, Nov 28, 2023
Subject: Attorney needed in your area.


Hello There Best Cannabis Lawyer Ever,
I want to Inquire if your firm specializes in Intellectual Property cases. Our corporation is seeking an attorney in your state who can represent us in a license infringement matter by a business partner of the corporation. Contact me if this is your area of expertise or if you can make a referral.



Carlos Oscar || CEO
DIGITAL TEX SA DE CV
Manuel Ávila Camacho 1890,
Santa María, 27020 Torreón,
Coah, Mexico.

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

My Brown Eyed Vaughn

 From: Brown Vaughn <yadkinwellcompanyinc039@gmail.com>

Date: Wed, Nov 22, 2023 at 6:17 AM
Subject: Re: Best Cannabis Law Firm 
To: The Most Interesting Lawyer in the World


Good Morning Enigmatic but Shockingly Well Proportioned Lawyer, 


Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and   Luke's Propane Inc,,  which is located in your state. We are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for a 12 months duration.

 

We will require your services for the following:

 

Draft the lease agreement

 

Review the required documents for the lease

 

We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

 

The total value of the transaction will be around $3,400,000 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off the second week of Jan. 2024. I will provide you with our previous lease agreements which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible.

 

Send me a retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My week is looking tied, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

 

Lessee Conflict:

Luke's Propane Inc
512 Industrial Way, Molalla, OR 97038

 

Regards,

 

Brown Vaughn
President
Yadkin Well Company, Inc.
1908 Hamptonville Rd,
Hamptonville, NC 27020
704-800-6608

919-931-3923(Whatsapp Only)

Mia Fonts Don't Match

 


On Wed, Nov 22, 2023 at 7:03 AM This Guy wrote:



On Tue, Nov 21, 2023 at 2:57 PM Mai Hirogushi <hirogushimai@gmail.com> wrote:
Hello,

Thank you so much for your response.

You can reach me on Tel: +1-914-416-6750; whenever you have free time to touch on some preliminary details.

However, I think it will be necessary for you to review the lending agreement/documents to enable you to have an idea of my inquiry.

Best Regards,
Mai Hirogushi, CPA.

On Wed, Nov 22, 2023 at 6:11 AM The Best Psychedelic Law Firm wrote:
How can I help?





From: Mai Hirogushi

Email: hirogushimai@gmail.com

Phone: 914-416-6750

State: California

Message:
Hello,

I would like to have legal help in the matter of litigation. Please let me  know if you can help me out this way I can forward the agreement to you.

Mai Fiduciary Services.

E-mail: hirogushimai@gmail.com
Tel: +1-914-416-6750

Best Regards,
Mai Hirogushi, CPA.

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Smothers Me Softly with Her Song



Dear California Cannabis Law Firm,

Good day to you and thanks for responding to my email.

My name is Jennifer Smothers  and my address is 2484 Spurlington Rd, Campbellsville KY,42718. On January 23rd, 2020, I lend Jonathan Cantwell who now resides in your jurisdiction the sum of $550.000.00 with 8.5% interest on two years fixed term and to pay back January 23rd, 2022. He had only paid me $150,000 but still owing $400,000.

We both used to live here in Kentucky at the time the loan was made, but He had now relocated to your jurisdiction ( Washington ). I was advised to seek legal assistance in my borrower's new jurisdiction which is why I contacted you to act as my counsel in retrieving these funds. There has not been any attorney working on this case. Different payment dates have been promised and I still have not received anything. My last contact with my Borrower, I was told I would receive payment no later than Mid July 2022 and till now, nothing has been paid.

Kindly let me know what your fees would be on a contingency basis in order for me to inform Mr. Jonathan Cantwell  to expect contact from you as you have been authorized to act on my behalf. On your approval, I would like to forward your details to him so He knows a law firm is representing me and I could sue for breach of agreement if He does not oblige to the terms of the loan agreement. I would like to give him this last chance to fulfill his obligations before we start legal proceedings if need be.

Please do get back to me so I can furnish you with the required details to contact my borrower on my behalf as I know He respects the law and wouldn't want to be litigated. Before we proceed, kindly forward your fee on a contingency basis / retainer agreement for my review and if satisfied with terms and conditions upon receipt; We shall immediately proceed.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation and understanding. Contact me should you require more information. I have attached here a copy of the Loan Agreement Promissory Note and proof of partial payment He made for your peruse. My borrower’s name is Jonathan Cantwell.

Regards,
Jennifer Smothers




Good Morning Best California Cannabis Attorney,

I was wondering if you received my last email containing a detailed chronological outline of what occurred, and attached a Promissory Note Agreement that we had. Kindly let me know if you are willing to take up this case as I have already advised him of my intention to retain a legal firm to litigate this issue if need be.  

I do not think this matter would result in litigation as he is not disputing the claim nor did he want to contest it. All I need is a reputable law firm like yours to act on my behalf as I am sick of his various excuses. He agreed to pay but kept giving me numerous excuses. Each time he notices I am about to seek legal counsel to sue for breach of the agreement we had, he always comes up with the notion that he wants to pay and the moment I cool off, he won’t come up with the payment.

Mr. Cantwell  and I used to be in a relationship, and we both used to live here in Kentucky. He later relocated to your jurisdiction after our relationship broke down due to some personal differences and views about life and family just a couple of months after the loan was released to him. I do not have his complete address at the moment but, I have asked him for his present physical full address, and as soon as I have that at my disposal, I shall at once forward it to you for a follow up. In the meantime, due to the urgency it desired in having my borrower {Mr. Cantwell  } reimburse me my due loan without further delays, send a letter of engagement for my review and if satisfied with the terms and conditions; I shall make immediate provision for the fee.

He needed this loan to complete an ongoing project he was handling. The loan was released based on trust which of course has been broken. He has sufficient income, means and assets to satisfy a judgment for the balance of the debt. He is well to do as a businessman but just wouldn’t want to come up with the balance on time as agreed. He owns properties here in Kentucky, Washington and also in Canada.

He emailed me agreeing to pay after I notified him of my intention to sue him for breach of the agreement we had. He had previously made several promises to come up with the payment and none he ever kept and that is the more reason I told him this time around, I am seeking legal counsel that will retrieve this funds from him and if need be, litigate him for breach of the agreement.

I am seeking counsel basically because it's taking much longer for him to come up with the settlement as agreed on the Promissory Note, and I know with counsel involvement, these funds would be released as soon as possible without going to court. After I notified him of my intention, he had already requested your firm contact details to enable him establish contact with you and set up an arrangement on how to remit the money he owed without delays or possible litigation.

Kindly Send a contract agreement for my review and if it meets my approval upon receipt; I shall make immediate provision for the fee.

Thanks as I look forward to receiving the fee/retainer agreement.

Regards
Ms Smothers.



Friday, October 27, 2023

Jason Ba Ba Barb ar Ran

 

Jason Barb <jasonbarb369@gmail.com> wrote:

, I am representing GREAT PLAINS HEALTH ALLIANCE, in this transaction, I have negotiated and agreed to sell the Elite C-arm SIEMENS MAGNETOM VERIO 3.0T to St. Anne Hospital,16251 Sylvester Rd SW, Burien, WA 98166. I need your help to draft the purchase agreement. Attached are the required details of the machine for your review.This transaction is a cash transaction and “as is”, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. This is a no title Machine.The Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility of shipping cost and risk of damage.Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the purchase agreement and full payment made.What is your rate and cost of representation? Kindly email your engagement letter for my review and signing.Thank you for your consideration.


Jason Barb
S.V.P & C.F.O
GREAT PLAINS HEALTH ALLIANCE
250 N ROCK RD STE 160 WICHITA, KS 67206
559-607-0155

Thursday, October 19, 2023

Asher Agnel's Exploration into Randall's Tullo

 From: Randall Tullos <randall@angel-exploration.com>

Date: Wed, Oct 18, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Subject: Re: Hardest Working Law Firm in Town - Follow Up
To: Scheliah Mayson <shay@cultivalaw.com>




Good afternoon. Thank you for getting back to us regarding my potential legal representation request. We solicit the services of your firm in drafting a commercial lease agreement between my company and Cascade Natural Gas Corporation which is located in your state of practice. We are negotiating the terms for a lease for their upcoming contract in the first quarter of next year, 2024. They are looking at the possibility of leasing a DP 2/800ts Crane Jack Up for a 12 month duration.

We will require your services to draft the lease agreement and review the required documents for the lease. We will handle negotiations. However, we may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

The total value of the transaction will be around $2,900,000.00 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off by the last week of February 2024, but uncertain about the closing date.

Lessee Conflict:
Unsuspecting Local Company Name Placed Here

Please send me your engagement letter based on your hourly rate; I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My calendar is looking swamped, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease.

I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

Regards,

Randall Tullos
Vice President
Angel Exploration LLC
3005 NW 63rd St
Oklahoma City, OK 73116
P: (405) 687-8086

Monday, October 16, 2023

Lake Zurich Gam

 From: Paul Gam <paulgam711@gmail.com>

Date: Mon, Oct 16, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Subject: Re: Super Lawyer Rock Star
To: Mr. Kick Ass


Hello Impeccable Counselor,

I went through your website and read about your law firm, with your years of experience,  I believe you can help handle these sales. I desire to retain your legal services to help prepare a sales contract and to handle sales through closing.  I have been negotiating and have agreed to sell Two(2) of my Cardiovascular Ultrasound System to MultiCare Tacoma General Hospital 315 M.L.K. Jr Way, Tacoma, WA 98405. We have discussed and agreed on the purchase price and outlined terms for the transaction.  This is a straightforward transaction.

Please find attached details of The GE H8010EA Vivid E95 Ultra Edition 4D Cardiovascular Ultrasound System and terms sheet for your review.

If this is something you can handle, Kindly email your retainer agreement for review and signature.


I look forward to working with you! Thanks.

Paul J. Gam,
President and CEO.
Zurich Medical
2405 Xenium Lane North
Minneapolis, MN 55441
(507) 509-8239

Friday, October 6, 2023

Attorney E Mails and How To Avoid Getting Scammed


After maintaining this blog for over fourteen years the most common question posted in the comments is, "what’s the scam?" In today's digital age, a very simple, tried and tested way to scam the legal profession (and their staff) is a phishing scam. Attorneys and law firms have become prime targets for these phishing scams. In this blog post, I will explain how attorneys often fall victim to phishing scams and what steps they can take to protect themselves and their clients.

 

Understanding Phishing:

 

Phishing is a deceptive technique employed by cybercriminals to trick individuals into revealing sensitive information such as passwords, credit card numbers, or personal identification details. These scams usually come in the form of seemingly legitimate emails, messages, or websites that mimic trusted entities or individuals. In the case of attorney email scams, the trick is to get the attorney to deposit a large settlement check into their IOLTA. Shortly after getting hired (sometimes before any substantial work can be done, but usually no more than a demand letter goes out), the opposing party reaches out and says they will settle and that they are sending in settlement. Lawyer gets the check and tells the new client. Hooray!

 

Unsuspecting lawyer deposits the check in IOLTA. The Phisher tells the lawyer to send him a check, less the attorneys fees. Sometime later (2-3 weeks), the banks catch up, realize the settlement cashier’s check is fraudulent, and place a negative balance on the account. But the lawyers check has already been cashed and the Phisher has disappeared. FBI and other law enforcement agencies will not do much. Actually, we have never heard of law enforcement doing anything other than take a report. 

 

Why Attorneys Are Vulnerable:

 

Trusting Nature: Attorneys often receive a high volume of emails and communication from clients, colleagues, and opposing parties. Their work relies heavily on responding promptly to messages, making it easier for phishing emails to slip through the cracks.

 

Lawyers Want Clients: The potential client looks well funded and the issue is within their practice area.

 

Busy Schedules: The demanding nature of legal work often leads attorneys to multitask, which can reduce their vigilance when scrutinizing emails and messages.

 

Common Phishing Scenarios for Attorneys:

 

Impersonation of Potential Clients: Cybercriminals will impersonate clients, sending emails that appear genuine, and request to start a case.


Common terms and style: They often will say, “in your jurisdiction” and other turns of phrase that allow them to reuse the letter as a template and the name and address of the company is often times in a different font.

 

Real Businesses and Websites: They often use local businesses (in your jurisdiction) and they often have their own, fairly legit looking website.


No Retainer: I have rarely seen a retainer check sent before the other side "settles." When they do, it is a cashiers check that will eventually bounce. See more on that below. 

 

Protecting Attorneys from Phishing Scams:

 

Verify Email Sources: Always double-check the sender's email address and be cautious of any discrepancies or unusual requests, especially those related to money transfers.

 

Employee Training: Law firms should invest in cybersecurity training programs to educate their staff about phishing risks and best practices for identifying and mitigating such threats. Most IT programs provide this training for this type of scam for free.

 

Beware of Urgency: Always take a moment to pause and verify any urgent or high-pressure email requests, especially those related to financial transactions or confidential data. Once you wire funds, you can never get them back. 

 

Google Emails: Almost everyone that ends up at this blog had the good sense to google a portion of the email when their "spidey senses" started going off. They found themselves here. Do some sleuthing before taking on clients.

 

Look at Patterns: A majority of the phishing emails look like the ones you see here. But often times they include contracts and other information lending it credibility. Gone are the days of being able to spot scammers with bad grammar and spelling errors.

 

MOST IMPORTANT

Never Send Money That Has Not Cleared: We are taught that cashiers checks are as good as cash. We are not taught that it is easy to create fraudulent cashiers checks and the banks will not catch this when they are initially deposited. Make sure that your bank has confirmed the check has cleared, preferably in writing before refunding money.

 

Add to the conversation: If you got sent a variation of one of these scams, add it to the comments. That is how we stop these creeps and protect each other.

 

Conclusion:

It's crucial for legal professionals to remain vigilant and adopt cybersecurity measures to protect themselves from falling victim to these scams. By staying informed, educating staff, and being diligent, attorneys can continue to navigate the digital landscape.

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Trex Orange County has Label for Days

 Hello You Handsome Fellow,


I apologize for the little delay in responding to your email as I have been travelling in Mexico and thank you for your response.

I can put a call through later today or any time at your convenience if you will be available ?
 
My Company is currently in contract with a company known as ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  and as such have a valid agreement contract for the production of scanning chips and codes to be used for packaging and shipping of all sorts of general supplies and merchandise to customers in the US. These chips and codes are embedded and preloaded with our proprietary software codes in Spanish but equipped with a language translator (Spanish to English) and are shipped to ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  at their ground 301 W Dyer Rd # D, Santa Ana, CA 92707
 
As our business thrived with ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC   and seeing the need to cater to a higher demand of our scanning chips and codes, we opted to embed them with an English version of our proprietary software codes to avoid both the delays that could arise from translation as well as inefficiencies there from. This triggered the signing of a Copyright License Agreement with ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC   that protects our intellectual property from being duplicated since all our codes had been simplified and provided in English.
 
Sometime in July 2019 as part of a routine facility inspection tour by our Auditors to a facility owned by ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC . it was discovered that they had commenced production of replica scanning chips and codes without informing us or getting our authorization. They had also commenced distribution of their version of our scanning chips and codes in complete violation of our existing agreement.
 
Upon discovery of this and a further probe it was discovered that ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  had produced roughly Two Million (2,000,000) replicas of our scanning chips and codes and had already sold Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand (450,000) of them. A team from our office in Mexico notified ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  of our discovery and intimated them of our disappointment in their actions. ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  admitted to their wrong doings as well as it amounting to a violation of the terms of our agreement and offered Fifty percent (50%) of the proceeds from the unauthorized production, we rejected their offer and requested Eighty percent (80%). Eventually after lengthy discussions and negotiations we resolved that ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  would remit Fifty Eight percent (58%) of the proceeds from the unauthorized production amounting to Two Million Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars Only.  ($ 2,950,000.00) and said amount would be payable by the end of October 2019. We both signed a Memorandum of Understanding to this effect. Unfortunately, there has been one excuse or the other from ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  since the deadline lapsed and we have not received any payment from them. On several occasions they have initiated conversations in regards remitting said funds to us in tranches but have failed to honour their word.
 
Despite this there is still a business relationship between our Company and ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  and I wish to maintain the same but the pending issue outstanding settlement needs to be looked into. I would appreciate it if you can inform, educate and guide through a peaceful process of receiving our settlement. We need your brilliant Oregon Cannabis Law Firm for the job.
 
My expectation of your services for now will be within the scenario of a Demand letter to ORANGE COUNTY LABEL CO INC  on our behalf.

I believe that this approach will trigger a much-needed response/action from them in regards to an amicable settlement of the matter as well as remittance of what is due to my Company. Please note that if need be and there is no other way to pursue this and you feel from your legal perspective that litigation is the only way forward, I am not opposed to this but I would rather this as a last resort.
 
Kindly let me know what you would need to proceed. I am aware that you might charge a retainer for your services if you are interested in taking on this case, please let me know what your retainer fees would amount to as well as any other requirements/dynamics that need to be fulfilled
 
I look forward to hearing from you.

JOSE FRANCISCO || CEO || +52 5633121729
ZOHO SOFTWARE SA DE CV
Ocorvalab logo red
Dr. José Ma Bandera 413Doctores, 
42090 Pachuca de Soto, Hgo., Mexico

Monday, September 11, 2023

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

 


---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Garcia Fernando <gafernando110@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Sep 9, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Subject: Brife summary of the loan.



Dear [Rock Star of a Lawyer],

Please find attached .

In September 2019 John Williams came to me seeking financial assistance as he
was about to go into the construction business and with the constant
insistence of my late wife (John 's Sister) to assist him, i had to
oblige him with the loan.

The following year 2020 John  made a payment of $76,000. In November
2020 Marie was involved in an accident and did not make it. After the
death of Marie I noticed that John became very distant. It also become
very difficult to get him to keep up with his repayment promises.

After much back and forth, he made another payment of $29,000 in July
2021. Soon after i suffered from a stroke which kept me in hospital
for a long time and i was out of communication. But as soon as i was a
little better i contacted John again and asked for my money. He has
since been promising to get the balance to me but hasn't. I believe
because he knows of my condition that's why he's taking advantage of
me.
That is why i need you to represent me in the US because i know
this will make
him take me more serious and begin to pay back what he owes me.


Thanks
Garcia Fernando




On 9/8/23, Scheliah Mayson <shay@cultivalaw.com> wrote:
> Mr. Fernando,
>
Response email
>

>
> On Fri, Sep 8, 2023 at 10:17 AM Garcia Fernando <gafernando110@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Dear Overqualified and Unnaturally Good Looking Seattle Cannabis Lawyer
>> How are you doing today? I am very sorry for the delay in reply, it is
>> due
>> to my failing health. Please find attached the agreement we had which
>> should explain the terms of the loan.
>>
>> I reside in Mexico while the debtor, John Williams resides in Seattle,
>> Washington, USA. I lent him $1,060,000.00 and he has paid back
>> $105,000.00
>> the balance is $955,000.00.
>>
>> Please, I want to know how much it's going to cost me to retain your
>> services (your legal cost) . I really need the assistance of your firm
>> now.
>> I have lost a lot in the past two years, and owe the bank so much money.
>>
>> Hope to hear from you soon.
>>
>> Thanks.
>>
>> Mr. Garcia Fernando.
>>