Friday, June 7, 2024

This One Smells

  Lonnie Martin <lonniemartin150@gmail.com>



Hello You Wicked Awesome Lawyer,

I would like to establish a long-term relationship with your law office to handle our agricultural contract matters in WA. This [Unsuspecting local Business) is interested in buying my Fertilizer Spreader. I have discussed and agreed to sell a 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader Florek Family Farm. 575 Noble Glen Dr SE, Shelton, WA 98584

I need your legal services to prepare the purchase agreement and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader and agreed terms are attached for your review.

Few questions I would like to ask, Is this something you can handle? What is your required rate and retainer fee for this legal service? can you email your engagement agreement for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Lonnie Martin
L & L Fertilizer, LLC
61329 county road 9,
Elkhart, IN 46517
Direct: (909) 901-3179 -Impaired hearing 

2 comments:

  1. God bless you for this work. I will scream the next time I ever go back and worth with someone only receive another "sales contract" (random 3 page word doc with stock photos and no header).

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  2. Another version of this one (7/25/24):

    Message Details:
    First Name: Lonnie
    Last Name: Martin
    Email: MartinGLonnie@mail.com

    Message: Please, I need assistance with my agricultural Fertilizer Spreader equipment sales agreement matter. Do your firm handle such matters?





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