Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Elio's Inferno of Loans

 Amazing Blockchain Lawyer with Amazing Legal Prowess

I really appreciate your level of professionalism. but let me brief you in details, the debtor's name is
 Curtis Bradford.We started dating in June 2018, we met in Punta Cana, Mexico when he came over and it was a business trip,I was managing my late father's software business/estate. I was in a sad place at the time as I had just lost my father who was all I had as a family. I and Curtis kicked off a happy relationship almost immediately as he was so sweet and supportive, so I packed up and went back with him to Washington, where we started living together within the confines of a civil partnership.


In 2021 Curtis came to me financially seeking assistance, he said he needed money to inject into a new real estate flipping business venture he was embarking on and because we were dating at that time I lent him the money.We both traveled back to Mexico and I transferred the funds to him. Attached is a copy of the loan Agreement between us. At present Curtis owes me $1,950,000 plus The interest. I would be extremely glad if you can assist me with this problem as I am currently diagnosed with cancer receiving treatments in Mexico and hence the reason I want to settle this matter so I can pay for hospital bills etc...


Also my Fathers business Suffered partially and this has made the process of recovering the money a little bit more difficult. I will be able to pay for legal services on a traditional hourly rate basis , but should decide to avoid a suit he will be responsible for all legal fees as stated in the loan agreement. my expectation of your services for now will be within the ranks of a Demand letter to him. I believe this approach will trigger a much-needed response/action from him in regards to paying what I am owed. I am aware that there would be a charge for your services- or a retainer payment,because I know for a fact that Curtis would be shaken when he gets a demand letter from you,if you are going to take my case,kindly let me know if this works for you.

Kindly let me know what your thoughts and considerations are judging from all I have shared so as to know what the next step is.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Regards

Elio

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Brad to the Bone

  

Dear Shockingly Good Looking Lawyer

Thank you for the quick response to my inquiry
. In the meantime, I am enclosing the loan agreement between myself and the borrower, Ms. Elizabeth Guzman. On the 20th of January 2022, I had invested the sum of $1,000,000 in Elizabeth’s business with the agreement to receive profit. She told me this loan was obtained to advance her business expansion, which is called.

Ba Bar Capitol Hill, 

550 12th Ave, 

Seattle, WA 98122, United States

 

This loan agreement has provisions for instalment payment plan (principal plus interest) in the amount of $275,000 quarterly after one year anniversary. So far, I have only received one payment of $275,000 on March 1, 2023. 

 

 

Since then, I have tried so many efforts to collect the funds to no avail; I think my failure to collect could be blamed on my reluctance to involve myself in legal proceedings. Hence the reason I'm engaging your law firm.

 

 

I recently emailed her that I would be seeking legal representation to which her response could be seen below. I did not respond back

 

 

I look forward to your representation in this matter. Kindly send me an engagement /Retainer letter

 

 

Regards,

 

Brad Smith Jr.

 Private Wealth Adviser
Green Fiduciary Services

304 Old Dominion Dr, 

Mc Lean, VA 22101

Tel: +289-627-5346

Bradsmith22210@gmail.com 


Friday, June 7, 2024

This One Smells

  Lonnie Martin <lonniemartin150@gmail.com>



Hello You Wicked Awesome Lawyer,

I would like to establish a long-term relationship with your law office to handle our agricultural contract matters in WA. This [Unsuspecting local Business) is interested in buying my Fertilizer Spreader. I have discussed and agreed to sell a 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader Florek Family Farm. 575 Noble Glen Dr SE, Shelton, WA 98584

I need your legal services to prepare the purchase agreement and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader and agreed terms are attached for your review.

Few questions I would like to ask, Is this something you can handle? What is your required rate and retainer fee for this legal service? can you email your engagement agreement for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Lonnie Martin
L & L Fertilizer, LLC
61329 county road 9,
Elkhart, IN 46517
Direct: (909) 901-3179 -Impaired hearing 

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

My Biggest Phan


Allen Harris <allen@bondconstructionyc.com>

To the Most Handsome Web 3.0 Lawyer I know

 It is a pleasure meeting you by email and I appreciate you responding to this request sent by Phan Holland on my firm's behalf, he used to represent my firm and advised he got your details from the state bar and I should furnish you with details.

 
I hope this message finds you well. Your legal expertise is exactly what my company needs to review an investment agreement for the acquisition of construction equipment.
 
We have secured a substantial investment of $6,850,000.00 US dollars from a finance company in your state. To proceed, we are required to engage an attorney to represent us in reviewing the investment contract and managing the deal's closure. The investment will take the form of a loan with an annual interest rate of 8% for 48 months, with the equipment serving as collateral upon purchase.
 
Could you please provide your billing rates for this representation and the required retainer deposit? This information will allow me to discuss the matter with my partners and revert to you promptly. Kindly share your retainer agreement based on your hourly rate so that we can promptly review it. Once we have you on board, we are eager to commence this venture. I would be delighted to delve deeper into the project after reviewing and accepting your retainer agreement.
 
Please find below the conflict check for our lender. Your immediate attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.
 
Finance Company Conflict Check:
 
[Local Company Name Here]
 
I eagerly await your response.
 
Best Regards,
 
Allen Harris
Bond Construction LLC
Chief Executive Officer
Address: 303 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Tel: 917-268-5268

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Adam STONE FREE



adambstone33@gmail.com


Good Morning Extraordinary International Lawyer ,


Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and Arcadia Drilling, Inc.,  which is located in your state. We are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for a 12 months duration.

 

We will require your services for the following:

 

Draft the lease agreement

 

Review the required documents for the lease

 

We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

 

The total value of the transaction will be around $3,400,000 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off the second week of July. 2024. I will provide you with our previous lease agreements which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible.

 

Send me a retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My week is looking tied, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

 

Lessee Conflict:

[Unsuspecting Local Company Here]


I am available Mon-Fri, from 11am-4pm. A good number to reach me is in my signature below.

 

Regards,

Adam B. Stone
Lewis Well and Pump Repair Inc
1800 Dallas Stanley Hwy,
Stanley, NC 28164
704-800-6608 (Direct)

919-931-3923(WhatsApp Only) 

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Elliot's Song ElliotMedicals.com

The Best Psychedelic Lawy Firm, Ever, Period, 

Subject to our earlier email correspondence; we are a medical device
 company which provides quality manufacturing and sales of medical devices. We are interested in building a lasting Attorney-Client Relationship with your law firm to handle both our legal concerns, mostly in contract matters, with Advice, reforms and transactions matter in California. We're looking forward to setting up a liaison office in Westlake Village, by the ending of this year. In the meantime, (Unsuspecting Company) is interested in purchasing my 3600 Vitros Immunodiagnostic System. I have discussed and agreed to sell the 

(Real Company's Contact Info)

I need your legal services to prepare a sale contract and to handle sales through closing. The 
purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 3600 Vitros Immunodiagnostic System and agreed terms are attached.

Having stated the above. I'd like to ask a few questions; Is this something within your wheelhouse, What is your rate and required retainer fee for this kind of work? If your answers are affirmative,  kindly email your client-attorney engagement letter for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Jon C. Elliott.
Owner
Elliott Medical Devices, LLC
39 Linda Isle
Newport Beach CA 92660
Phone: (323) 391-7174
Email: elliot@elliotmedicals.com
www.elliotmedicals.com (Website was created today https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?itc=dlp_domain_whois&domain=elliotmedicals.com) 



Friday, May 3, 2024

Tony Story Part 3

 

kyc@waitechag.com

faustin.liang@waitechag.org

finance@waitechag.com

shi.peng@waitechag.com

richard_leezhao@waitechag.com


Hello The Best Darn Blockchain Lawyer in Town,
 
I hope this email finds you well.
 
I am writing to formally extend an offer for the Escrow Service Agent Representative position within our organization, catering to our esteemed U.S.-based clientele. After thorough consideration, our management has unanimously agreed to offer you this position.
 
In consideration of your role and responsibilities, we are pleased to offer you a service fee of 3% on every transaction facilitated through your services. Additionally, a retainer fee of $1000 will be provided to you, payable at the conclusion of our first initial transaction, subsequent to necessary deductions. This retainer fee underscores our commitment to establishing a mutually beneficial working relationship with you.
 
However, To proceed with this arrangement, we will also be providing the necessary CIS and KYC documentation required for the escrow agreement. We understand the importance of adhering to legal and regulatory standards, and we are committed to providing all the information required in a timely and comprehensive manner. We have several buyers and customers who are ready to initiate wire payments for the purchase of fiat currency.
 
Also, the turnaround on the exchange should not exceed 72 hours, starting from when the funds are available in your escrow trust account, because cryptocurrencies transactions are usually based on time and our firm are known for swift deliveries. We will be responsible for any other incurred fee associated with each transactions. Please find attached the agreement for escrow services and CIS for your reference and provide us a filled out information as this is our firm procedures in accordance with Hong Kong policy, and kindly provide the IOLTA TRUST account details, as we are keen on minimizing days sales outstanding. 
 
We are confident that your legal acumen, coupled with your professionalism, will greatly contribute to the success of our escrow services division. We eagerly anticipate your acceptance of this offer and look forward to embarking on a fruitful collaboration together.
 
Please do not hesitate to reach out should you require any further clarification or information regarding this offer.
 
 
Very cordially Yours,
 
-- 

Tony Chang

托尼·泰·张

Administrative Manager
Waitech Group, Hong Kong.
info@waitechag.com

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Hello BAMF Attorney
 
We hope you're having a successful and productive time. We are writing to inform you of a recent decision made by our management team regarding the commission structure for transactions that will be facilitated by your services.
 
After careful consideration and evaluation of market standards and our business objectives, we have decided to amend the commission fee to provide you with a 5% commission on every transaction, up to a maximum transaction value of $2 million dollars. This adjustment aims to ensure equitable compensation for your valuable contributions to our business operations. Additionally, a retainer fee of $1000 will be provided to you, payable at the conclusion of our first initial transaction, subsequent to necessary deductions. This retainer fee underscores our commitment to establishing a mutually beneficial working relationship with you.
 
To formalize this arrangement, we kindly request you to proceed in signing the escrow Agreement, Additionally, as part of our regulatory compliance procedures, we require you to provide a copy of the filled Customer Information Sheet (CIS) along with a valid form of identification. This information is necessary to fulfil our due diligence obligations and ensure transparency and legality in our business dealings due to high volume.
 
Furthermore, we kindly ask that you furnish us with the trust bank account information where transactions will be processed. Providing this information will enable us to proceed with business transactions seamlessly and expedite the initiation of wire payments for the purchase of cryptocurrency by our awaiting buyers.
 
We understand the importance of efficiency and professionalism in conducting our business affairs, and we appreciate your prompt attention to these matters.
 
Thank you for your cooperation. We look forward to forging ahead with our business endeavours on a positive trajectory.
 
 
Very cordially Yours,
 
-- 

Tony Chang

托尼·泰·张

Administrative Manager
Waitech Group, Hong Kong.
info@waitechag.com

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Hello You Dead Sexy Lawyer,

 
We hope you're having a successful and productive time. We are writing to inform you of a recent decision made by our management team regarding the commission structure for transactions that will be facilitated by your services.
 
After careful consideration and evaluation of market standards and our business objectives, we have decided to amend the commission fee to provide you with a 5% commission on every transaction, up to a maximum transaction value of $2 million dollars. This adjustment aims to ensure equitable compensation for your valuable contributions to our business operations. Additionally, a retainer fee of $1000 will be provided to you, payable at the conclusion of our first initial transaction, subsequent to necessary deductions. This retainer fee underscores our commitment to establishing a mutually beneficial working relationship with you.
 
To formalize this arrangement, we kindly request you to proceed in signing the escrow Agreement, Additionally, as part of our regulatory compliance procedures, we require you to provide a copy of the filled Customer Information Sheet (CIS) along with a valid form of identification. This information is necessary to fulfil our due diligence obligations and ensure transparency and legality in our business dealings due to high volume.
 
Furthermore, we kindly ask that you furnish us with the trust bank account information where transactions will be processed. Providing this information will enable us to proceed with business transactions seamlessly and expedite the initiation of wire payments for the purchase of cryptocurrency by our awaiting buyers.
 
We understand the importance of efficiency and professionalism in conducting our business affairs, and we appreciate your prompt attention to these matters.
 
Thank you for your cooperation. We look forward to forging ahead with our business endeavours on a positive trajectory.
 
 
Very cordially Yours,
 
-- 

Tony Chang

托尼·泰·张

Administrative Manager
Waitech Group, Hong Kong.
info@waitechag.com

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