Some Poor Struggling Seaman

 Hello you Amazing Cannabis Law Attorney, 

Thank you for your message , 

 I am the President and CEO of Vascular Imaging Professionals, Inc. Our company has been contacted by Virginia Mason Medical Center located at 1100 9th Ave, Seattle, WA 98101, regarding the purchase of Our Siemens 1.5T Aera XQ 64ch MRI system.   

We have agreed to sell Our Brand-New Siemens 1.5T Aera XQ 64ch MRI system. Total Cost price is 520,000.00 USD. I am seeking your urgent assistance in drafting the purchase agreement, as we aim to close this transaction as soon as possible.   

    

Please find attached the following documents for your review:   

- Detailed specifications and images of the Siemens 1.5T Aera XQ 64ch MRI system   
- The agreed term sheet   

    

This is a straightforward cash transaction, with the buyer assuming responsibility for shipping costs and the risk of damage. The equipment will be sold “as is,” with no title and no financing involved. The transaction will be governed by the laws of the buyer's state, and the sale will be finalized once both parties sign the purchase agreement and full payment is made.   

    

Kindly advise on your rates and the cost of representation. Please also send your engagement letter for my review and signature.   

    

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. I look forward to working with you.   

    

Best regards,   
James Whitney   
President and CEO   
Vascular Imaging Professionals, Inc.   
1061 N. Shepard St Unit L   
Anaheim, CA 92806. 

Why, Mr. Anderson?, Why, why?.Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep scamming?

 It's a pleasure to meet you and introduce myself and my company via email.  Kathryn Tarbell, a legal consultant for my firm, found your contact information online and recommended your firm as a good fit for our company. She suggested that I contact you to provide more details.

 

My company has the technological expertise to manufacture complex, highly engineered medical devices. We are the supplier of choice for manufacturing complex, highly engineered spine, trauma, and arthroscopy medical devices, we also have virtual trial capabilities and conduct studies for a wide range of medical conditions.

 

We are seeking funding from an investor in your jurisdiction for medical research on BPH 2 cancer prevention. The investor has verbally agreed to provide $6,645,000.00 in loan funding for this research project. Before completing the investment, the investor requires us to provide an attorney to represent us in reviewing the investment contract. The investment will be a loan with an annual interest rate of 5% for 24 months. We plan to return the funds at the end of the research project, at which time we also plan to have raised a total of $55 million. This will ensure that the investor's funds are returned within the time frame specified in the contract. We are grateful for the investor's support and look forward to completing this project.

 

We are interested in your services and would like to know your hourly billing rates for this representation. I'd also like to know what retainer deposit you require. I'll present this information to my board for review and will contact you with their decision, We look forward to working with you once you are on board. Please send your retainer agreement so that we can review it promptly. I would be happy to discuss the project further once we have reviewed and agreed to your retainer agreement. 

 

For your reference, find below the information for conflict check. 

 

[Unsuspecting Local Company Name Placed Here]

 

I look forward to your response.

 

Respectfully,

 

Trevor A. Anderson

President/Chief Executive Officer

Corporate Headquarters

Innovative Medical Technologies Inc

100 Pierce St, Clearwater, FL 33756

P: 954-703-1222

W: https://innovativemtinc.com

 

 

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Dear Best Lawyer to Walk the Earth,

I'm looking for an attorney to review a business contract. I'm
interested in your expertise and would like to retain your services.
Please contact me with your availability and charges.

Sincerely,
Kathryn Tarbell
Legal Consultant
IMT Group.

Cortes the Killer

 Hi You Cannabis Lawyer,
 I write seeking to enforce the terms of the agreement signed between me and my former employer. I worked at Cardinal Health Inc. of 

[Local Address Here] for a little over 4 years and held the position of a Sales Analyst. I was responsible for analyzing data regarding sales performance,compile month-end sales analysis and prepare studies, reports and sales analysis for the company. I started working on the 11 February 2020 and was fired on the 14 of June 2023.

The new manager that was transferred to our branch made a couple of advances at me which I turned down, she even asked me to spend the weekend with her, which I declined.  One day she walked into my office and started rubbing my thighs and tried to kiss me. I reported the sexual advances I was facing to the HR who promised to look into it, but the next email I got was a letter of termination. The manager is related to the CEO so it was easy to get rid of me.

I signed a severance agreement which I negotiated and till date, I haven't received my payoff. I will like to sue for a breach of the terms of the agreement. I have attached emails demanding my pay and some other paperwork I have.

Can we set up a time to discuss this further if this is something you can handle?

James Cortes
16 Quincy Ln west milford NJ 07480
609-696-5571

Joe E. Looney Tunes

 Dear Top Attorney in the United States of America (and also very handsome)


We are a waste management company that provides outstanding waste disposal and recycling services while contributing to the protection of the environment we all live in. Our company is interested in establishing a long-term attorney-client relationship with your law firm to handle our business and contract law matters in Washington.

WM - North Sound Hauling is interested in purchasing my Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt. I have discussed and agreed to sell to [Local Company Name Here] . I need your legal services to prepare a sale contract and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties.  
 
The Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt and agreed terms are attached.  
 
I'd like to ask a few questions; Is this something within your wheelhouse, What is your rate and required retainer fee for this kind of work?  Kindly email your engagement letter for my perusal.
 
Thank you for your time.
 
Sincerely,


Joe E. Looney, Jr.
President
BIG RIVER WASTE SERVICES, LLC
1299 Kuhn Rd
West Memphis, AR 72301
Phone: (574) 350-2663
Email: joelooney@bigriverwastesservices.com
Website: www.bigriverwastesservices.com

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Best Lawyer Ever, 

We appreciate you giving us a chance to discuss our case. We placed an order for some goods from Fastenal Company back in January, 2021 and the terms of the sales contract requires us to pay 50% of the total cost of the ordered goods before delivery and the balance after we have received the same goods. However, after we made the 50% initial deposit, we did not receive any goods as required. The goods ought to be delivered in February, 2021. More time was given to them to deliver the goods which they were still unable to meet with. Hence, we requested a refund.

We have made several efforts to have them refund the initial deposit, but to no avail. We have therefore decided to resort to legal means since there is an existing agreement prior to the transaction. Find below details of the supplier for your conflict check.

[Real Local Company Name Here]

We have suffered so much loss as a result of this failed transaction and we are ready to proceed with litigation if the need should arise. Let us know the best way to have this issue tackled and we will comply as long as we get results. Furthermore , we have concerns and would like you to respond in detail in your reply.
Are they any foibles you see in this case? If litigation is involved, the distance gives us some concern with regards to court appearances. How can this be handled? How much is your legal fee? Do you charge on an hourly basis or contingency? What should we expect from you? Any guarantees? Please advise on your assessment of this case. A quick response will be appreciated.

Regards,

Matt White
Vice President/Chief Financial Officer
Linde Plc

T- 447465932096
A - Forge, 43 Church Street West, Woking, Surrey, GU21 6HT, United Kingdom

Car Diva Scam

 

johnrussell@cardivamedicalinc.com

Hello Cannabis Lawyer Extarodinaire,

This is John Russell from Cardiva Medical, Inc, My office has been contacted by a hospital in your state to purchase our Vascular CT Angiogram (CT Scanner).  I have agreed to sell the complete system of the CT Scanner to St. Anne Hospital, 16251 Sylvester Rd SW, Burien, WA 98166, United States, Vascular CT Angiogram (CT Scanner) cost $450,000.00, I need your urgent help to draft the purchase agreement, As we hope to get this transaction to close ASAP. Please find below attached details, images of the CT scanner and agreed term sheet for your review. This is a straight forward transaction. Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. The Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage. This is a no title Machine. This transaction is a cash transaction and “as is”, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. Timing - Sales will be finalized once both parties have signed the purchase agreement and full payment made ASAP.
 
Advice on your rate and cost of representation. Kindly email your engagement letter for review and signature.
 
Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to working with you!
 
  
John Russell
President
Cardiva Medical Inc
1615 Wyatt Dr, Santa Clara, CA 95054
(507) 216-8375

Johnny Feelgood Williams

John Williams <johnwilliams994841@gmail.com>

 Hi Super Awesome Lawyer Person, I need your help to handle the sale of my tractor and draft the sale agreement. Attached are details of the equipment which includes the sale price.  I will need you to see this transaction through closing. Find below details concerning this transaction.

Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

·         Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

·         Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing.

·          No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company.

·         Buyer will handle all taxation

This transaction is a cash transaction, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made.

Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage.

What will be the cost of representation and have you handled matters like this in the past? Details of the buyer are:- [Local Company Name Here]
 
You can email your engagement letter for me to go through your terms of representation before moving ahead if this is a matter you are able to handle.

 
Thanks for your attention. I look forward to your reply.


John G William
42 Danielle Court, Lawrenceville, NJ 08648
318-744-8729
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Jared G Koch
42 Danielle Court, Lawrenceville, NJ 08648
318-744-8729