Thursday, November 7, 2024

Joe E. Looney Tunes

 Dear Top Attorney in the United States of America (and also very handsome)


We are a waste management company that provides outstanding waste disposal and recycling services while contributing to the protection of the environment we all live in. Our company is interested in establishing a long-term attorney-client relationship with your law firm to handle our business and contract law matters in Washington.


WM - North Sound Hauling is interested in purchasing my Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt. I have discussed and agreed to sell to [Local Company Name Here] . I need your legal services to prepare a sale contract and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties.  
 
The Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt and agreed terms are attached.  
 
I'd like to ask a few questions; Is this something within your wheelhouse, What is your rate and required retainer fee for this kind of work?  Kindly email your engagement letter for my perusal.
 
Thank you for your time.
 
Sincerely,


Joe E. Looney, Jr.
President
BIG RIVER WASTE SERVICES, LLC
1299 Kuhn Rd
West Memphis, AR 72301
Phone: (574) 350-2663
Email: joelooney@bigriverwastesservices.com
Website: www.bigriverwastesservices.com

1 comment:

  1. need legal assistance with a contract/business law matter. Could we schedule a time to discuss this further?

    Thank you,

    Joe Looney, Jr

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