Here Comes Dumb George

 George Bauer <georgebauer330@gmail.com>

Hi Cannabis Constable, I need your help to handle the sale of my tractor and draft the sale agreement. Attached are details of the equipment which includes the sale price.  I will need you to see this transaction through closing. Find below details concerning this transaction.

Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

·         Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

·         Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing.

·          No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company.

·         Buyer will handle all taxation

This transaction is a cash transaction, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made.

Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage.

What will be the cost of representation and have you handled matters like this in the past? Details of the buyer are:- UNSUSPECTING COMPANY NAME HERE WITH ADDRESS

You can email your engagement letter for me to go through your terms of representation before moving ahead if this is a matter you are able to handle.

 
Thanks for your attention. I look forward to your reply.


George Bauer
202 Chaisson Dr, San Clemente, CA 92672
252-365-5567

Contable - Don't Stand So Close to Me

 

Good Morning Super Star Lawyer,

We have been negotiating the sale of a 4 pieces PSV BRINE PREPARATION TANKS" at to a buyer in your region and have made some progress in price agreement. At this point we need an attorney that would draft a purchase and sales agreement for this transaction, a simple sale of agreement.

Find our buyers' information below for your conflict check.

[Unsuspecting Local Company Here]

I also attached details of the BRINE PREPARATION TANKS and I would like to know your rate and your retainer fee. Please send me your engagement letter if our buyer clears your conflict check.

If you need to review the Letter of Intent, I can ask the buyer Business Broker ( Agent ) to forward you a copy, upon your request.

NB: Please note this is confidential.

Thank you

Regards,

David Constable CEO

Fluor B.V

Taurusavenue 155, 2132 LS Hoofddorp

The Netherlands

+31850013855

david@fluior.nl

www.fluor.com

Ryan's Flower Company Email Scam

 Dear Cannabis Transactional Attorney,

I hope this message finds you well. As a prominent wholesale cannabis distribution company, we are excited to inform you of a significant opportunity on the horizon. We are in the process of finalizing a sales agreement for the distribution of cannabis products valued over a million dollars to a valued client.

Given the scale and importance of this transaction, we recognize the necessity of ensuring that all legal aspects are handled meticulously. Your expertise and guidance in this matter would be invaluable to us. We are reaching out to request your legal assistance in drafting and reviewing the sales agreement to ensure compliance with all relevant regulations and to protect the interests of all parties involved amounting to a total sales price of $1,250,000.00, 

We are confident that your experience and proficiency in cannabis law will be instrumental in navigating the complexities of this transaction. Your attention to detail and commitment to excellence align perfectly with our company values, and we trust that with your support, we can successfully execute this agreement to the benefit of all parties involved.

Please find the attached document and let us know your rate/fee. We are eager to move forward and would greatly appreciate your prompt response.

Thank you for considering our request, We look forward to the opportunity to collaborate with you on this important endeavor.

Best regards,

Ryan Thompson
Owner
The Urban Flower Plant Company
1287 South 13th Street 
Omaha NE 68108 8580 Center

Lips of an Angel Exploration

 Hello You Fancy Lawyer,

Good morning. Thank you for getting back to us regarding my potential legal representation request. We solicit the services of your firm in drafting a commercial lease agreement between my company and Cascade Natural Gas Corporation which is located in your state of practice. We are negotiating the terms for a lease for their upcoming contract in the second quarter of the year. They are looking at the possibility of leasing a DP 2/800ts Crane Jack Up for a 12 month duration.

We will require your services to draft the lease agreement and review the required documents for the lease. We will handle negotiations. However, we may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

The total value of the transaction will be around $2,900,000.00 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off by the last week of April 2024, but uncertain about the closing date.

Lessee Conflict:

Cascade Natural Gas Corporation

8113 West Grandridge Boulevard,

Kennewick, WA 99336

Please send me your engagement letter based on your hourly rate; I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My calendar is looking swamped, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease.

I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

Regards,

Daniel Tullos

Vice President

Angel Exploration LLC

3005 NW 63rd St

Oklahoma City, OK 73116

P: (405) 687-8086

E: daniel@angel-exploration.com

W: https://angel-exploration.com

InnersourceEnergy Scam Keeps on Slipping Into the Future

 It is a pleasure meeting you by email and I appreciate you responding to this request sent on my behalf by Jorgan Kendal Andrews.

I want to seek your expertise in drafting a commercial lease agreement for my company. We are currently negotiating the terms for a lease agreement with the (Lessor) company listed below for a conflict check. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for a 12-month duration.

Lessee Conflict:

Unsuspecting Local Company Here

We will require your services for the following:

-Draft the lease agreement

-Review the required documents for the lease

-Advise the legal terms to protect our interest and review all supporting documents.


The total value of the transaction will be around $1,800,000. We were hoping to kick this off before April, but we are uncertain about the closing date. You can bill us based on an hourly or a fixed rate; I do not foresee us spending more than 25-35 hours on this transaction. Send me your standard retainer agreement which you use for similar cases and kindly include your rate so I can review it with my board.Let me know if you have any questions, I look forward to your response and working with your firm.

Kindest Regards,

Scott Golden
Chief Operation Officer
Innersource Energy
201 Robert S Kerr Ave, Suite 700,
Oklahoma City, OK 73112
Tel: 405-339-0052
www.innersourceenergy.com

The Very Best of Scofield Medical Equipment

 

Allen Scofield < allenscofieldmedicalequipments@gmail.com>	2:21 PM (6 minutes ago)
to me

Hello Cannabis Lawyer Extraordinaire

I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to express my gratitude for your response to my email. We are currently selling 19 pieces of Cardiovascular Ultrasound Systems to [Local Hospital Near You]. Allen Scofield Medical Equipment needs your legal counsel to help with drafting the sale agreement for the transaction from contract preparation through closing. The above mentioned Cardiovascular Ultrasound Systems is $73,000 each and in total sales price of $1,387,000.00 this includes the insurance cost, shipping and handling cost. Attached are required details of the Machine for your review.

Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing

No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company. Purchaser will handle all taxation, Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Purchaser will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damages.

Please advise on your rate, retainer fee and forward to me your retainer agreement for perusal of your terms of representation.

Warm regards,

Allen Scofield,
Owner
ALLEN SCOFIELD MEDICAL EQUIPMENT
3675 W Ninigret
Dr Salt Lake City,
Utah 84104.

But Terry says "No, pop, they're just plain"

 Dear Best Lawyer Ever

 
Good day to you and thanks for responding to my email.
 
My name is William Terry and my address is 4809 Laurel Creek Cir,Lexington, KY 40515. On January 23rd, 2019, I lend Kurt  Tuohy who now resides in your jurisdiction the sum of $550.000.00 with 8.5% interest on two years fixed term and to pay back January 23rd, 2021. Hey had only paid me $150,000 but still owing $400,000.

We both used to live here in Kentucky at the time the loan was made, but He had now relocated to your jurisdiction.{MN} I was advised to seek legal assistance in my borrower's new jurisdiction which is why I contacted you to act as my counsel in retrieving these funds. There has not been any attorney working on this case. Different payment dates have been promised and I still have not received anything. My last contact with my Borrower, I was told I would receive payment no later than Mid July 2021 and till now, nothing has been paid.
 
Kindly let me know what your fees would be on a contingency basis in order for me to inform Mr. Kurt Tuohy  to expect contact from you as you have been authorized to act on my behalf. On your approval, I would like to forward your details to him so He knows a law firm is representing me and I could sue for breach of agreement if He does not oblige to the terms of the loan agreement. I would like to give him this last chance to fulfill his obligations before we start legal proceedings if need be.
 
Please do get back to me so I can furnish you with the required details to contact my borrower on my behalf as I know He respects the law and wouldn't want to be litigated. Before we proceed, kindly forward your fee on a contingency basis / retainer agreement for my review and if satisfied with terms and conditions upon receipt;We shall immediately proceed.
 
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation and understanding. Contact me should you require more information. I have attached here a copy of the Loan Agreement Promissory Note and proof of partial payment He made for your peruse. My borrower’s name is Kurt Tuohy.
 
Regards,
William Terry