Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Here Comes Dumb George

 George Bauer <georgebauer330@gmail.com>

Hi Cannabis Constable, I need your help to handle the sale of my tractor and draft the sale agreement. Attached are details of the equipment which includes the sale price.  I will need you to see this transaction through closing. Find below details concerning this transaction.


Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

·         Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

·         Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing.

·          No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company.

·         Buyer will handle all taxation

This transaction is a cash transaction, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made.

Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage.

What will be the cost of representation and have you handled matters like this in the past? Details of the buyer are:- UNSUSPECTING COMPANY NAME HERE WITH ADDRESS

You can email your engagement letter for me to go through your terms of representation before moving ahead if this is a matter you are able to handle.

 
Thanks for your attention. I look forward to your reply.


George Bauer
202 Chaisson Dr, San Clemente, CA 92672
252-365-5567

2 comments:

  1. Here's one I received. Note that its the same phone number as your post. And they are using the linked in information for a real person.

    I am representing CooperSurgical, Inc in this transaction, I have negotiated and agreed to sell the GE OEC 9900 Elite C-arm to St.
    Columbus Community Hospital, 110 Shult Dr, Columbus, TX 78934 I need your help to draft the purchase agreement. Attached are the required details of the machine for your review.This transaction is a cash transaction and “as is”, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. This is a no title Machine.The Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility of shipping cost and risk of damage.Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the purchase agreement and full payment made.What is your rate and cost of representation? Kindly email your engagement letter for my review and signing.Thank you for your consideration.

    Matthew Topliff
    Chief Financial Officer
    CooperSurgical, Inc.
    75 Corporate Drive Trumbull, CT 06611
    252-365-5567

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    1. I received this same email this week. I was fairly certain it was spam, but sure appreciate the information/confirmation being available here.

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