Oscar the Grouch

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From: Carlos Oscar <carlos.oscar@digital-tex.co>
Date: Tue, Nov 28, 2023
Subject: Attorney needed in your area.

Hello There Best Cannabis Lawyer Ever,
I want to Inquire if your firm specializes in Intellectual Property cases. Our corporation is seeking an attorney in your state who can represent us in a license infringement matter by a business partner of the corporation. Contact me if this is your area of expertise or if you can make a referral.

Carlos Oscar || CEO

DIGITAL TEX SA DE CV

Manuel Ávila Camacho 1890,

Santa María, 27020 Torreón,

Coah, Mexico.

My Brown Eyed Vaughn

 From: Brown Vaughn <yadkinwellcompanyinc039@gmail.com>

Date: Wed, Nov 22, 2023 at 6:17 AM
Subject: Re: Best Cannabis Law Firm 
To: The Most Interesting Lawyer in the World

Good Morning Enigmatic but Shockingly Well Proportioned Lawyer, 

Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and   Luke's Propane Inc,,  which is located in your state. We are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for a 12 months duration.

 

We will require your services for the following:

 

Draft the lease agreement

 

Review the required documents for the lease

 

We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

 

The total value of the transaction will be around $3,400,000 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off the second week of Jan. 2024. I will provide you with our previous lease agreements which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible.

 

Send me a retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My week is looking tied, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

 

Lessee Conflict:

Luke's Propane Inc
512 Industrial Way, Molalla, OR 97038

 

Regards,

 

Brown Vaughn
President
Yadkin Well Company, Inc.
1908 Hamptonville Rd,
Hamptonville, NC 27020
704-800-6608

919-931-3923(Whatsapp Only)

Mia Fonts Don't Match

 

Hello I should match my fonts here,

Thank you for your response to my inquiry. I am open to calling you momentarily during your office hours. In the meantime, I am enclosing the loan agreement between myself and a friend of mine, Lewis Becker, who first resided in New York,  before moving to your practice area.

On the 20th of February 2020, I invested $500,000 in Lewis’s business with the agreement to receive profit. He told me this loan was obtained to advance his business expansion (The Palm.) at 1208 Pine Street, Capitol Hill, Seattle, WA 98122.

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This loan agreement has provisions for an installment payment plan (principal plus interest) for $150,000 quarterly after the first anniversary. So far, I have only received one payment of $150,000 on November 15, 2022. 

 

Since then, I have made many efforts to collect the funds to no avail; my failure to collect could be blamed on my reluctance to involve myself in legal proceedings. I'm contacting you about why I'm engaging your law firm.

 

I recently emailed him that I would be seeking legal representation to which his response could be seen below. I did not respond to his email.

 

I'm looking forward to your help with this. Kindly let me know what your retainer fee would be and your overall legal costs.

Regards,

Mai Hirogushi, CPA

Mai Fiduciary Services

E-mail:  hirogushimai@gmail.com

Tel: +1-914-416-6750

841 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, NY 10003.

 

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From: Lewis Becker <lewisbeckerjr@usa.com>

Date: Tue, Jul 11, 2023 at 10:35 PM

Subject: Partial Payment - Promissory Note

To:  hirogushimai@gmail.com

Cc:  hirogushimai@gmail.com

 

Hello Mai,

 

I sincerely apologize for the delay and understand your frustration. Please don't worry, I fully intend to repay the amount I borrowed from you. I have tried to reach you through phone but haven't been able to If you have been avoiding my calls, I would like to ask that we communicate and resolve this matter amicably. Legal action is unnecessary, especially given our longstanding friendship, and I am confident that we can come to a resolution that satisfies us both.

I have an investment that I'm expecting to cash out from in the next few days, which will result in a partial payment of $150,000. I hope this satisfies you enough to withdraw your intention to result in legal proceedings.

As a friend, I sincerely apologize for defaulting on our agreement. My situation has been critical, I am just trying to escape this mess.

I will get back to you soon.

 

Sincerely,

Lewis Becker

On Wed, Nov 22, 2023 at 7:03 AM This Guy wrote:

On Tue, Nov 21, 2023 at 2:57 PM Mai Hirogushi <hirogushimai@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello,

Thank you so much for your response.

You can reach me on Tel: +1-914-416-6750; whenever you have free time to touch on some preliminary details.

However, I think it will be necessary for you to review the lending agreement/documents to enable you to have an idea of my inquiry.

Best Regards,
Mai Hirogushi, CPA.

On Wed, Nov 22, 2023 at 6:11 AM The Best Psychedelic Law Firm wrote:

How can I help?

From: Mai Hirogushi

Email: hirogushimai@gmail.com

Phone: 914-416-6750

State: California

Message:
Hello,

I would like to have legal help in the matter of litigation. Please let me  know if you can help me out this way I can forward the agreement to you.

Mai Fiduciary Services.

E-mail: hirogushimai@gmail.com
Tel: +1-914-416-6750

Best Regards,
Mai Hirogushi, CPA.

Smothers Me Softly with Her Song

Dear California Cannabis Law Firm,

Good day to you and thanks for responding to my email.

My name is Jennifer Smothers  and my address is 2484 Spurlington Rd, Campbellsville KY,42718. On January 23rd, 2020, I lend Jonathan Cantwell who now resides in your jurisdiction the sum of $550.000.00 with 8.5% interest on two years fixed term and to pay back January 23rd, 2022. He had only paid me $150,000 but still owing $400,000.

We both used to live here in Kentucky at the time the loan was made, but He had now relocated to your jurisdiction ( Washington ). I was advised to seek legal assistance in my borrower's new jurisdiction which is why I contacted you to act as my counsel in retrieving these funds. There has not been any attorney working on this case. Different payment dates have been promised and I still have not received anything. My last contact with my Borrower, I was told I would receive payment no later than Mid July 2022 and till now, nothing has been paid.

Kindly let me know what your fees would be on a contingency basis in order for me to inform Mr. Jonathan Cantwell  to expect contact from you as you have been authorized to act on my behalf. On your approval, I would like to forward your details to him so He knows a law firm is representing me and I could sue for breach of agreement if He does not oblige to the terms of the loan agreement. I would like to give him this last chance to fulfill his obligations before we start legal proceedings if need be.

Please do get back to me so I can furnish you with the required details to contact my borrower on my behalf as I know He respects the law and wouldn't want to be litigated. Before we proceed, kindly forward your fee on a contingency basis / retainer agreement for my review and if satisfied with terms and conditions upon receipt; We shall immediately proceed.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation and understanding. Contact me should you require more information. I have attached here a copy of the Loan Agreement Promissory Note and proof of partial payment He made for your peruse. My borrower’s name is Jonathan Cantwell.

Regards,
Jennifer Smothers

Good Morning Best California Cannabis Attorney,

I was wondering if you received my last email containing a detailed chronological outline of what occurred, and attached a Promissory Note Agreement that we had. Kindly let me know if you are willing to take up this case as I have already advised him of my intention to retain a legal firm to litigate this issue if need be.  

I do not think this matter would result in litigation as he is not disputing the claim nor did he want to contest it. All I need is a reputable law firm like yours to act on my behalf as I am sick of his various excuses. He agreed to pay but kept giving me numerous excuses. Each time he notices I am about to seek legal counsel to sue for breach of the agreement we had, he always comes up with the notion that he wants to pay and the moment I cool off, he won’t come up with the payment.

Mr. Cantwell  and I used to be in a relationship, and we both used to live here in Kentucky. He later relocated to your jurisdiction after our relationship broke down due to some personal differences and views about life and family just a couple of months after the loan was released to him. I do not have his complete address at the moment but, I have asked him for his present physical full address, and as soon as I have that at my disposal, I shall at once forward it to you for a follow up. In the meantime, due to the urgency it desired in having my borrower {Mr. Cantwell  } reimburse me my due loan without further delays, send a letter of engagement for my review and if satisfied with the terms and conditions; I shall make immediate provision for the fee.

He needed this loan to complete an ongoing project he was handling. The loan was released based on trust which of course has been broken. He has sufficient income, means and assets to satisfy a judgment for the balance of the debt. He is well to do as a businessman but just wouldn’t want to come up with the balance on time as agreed. He owns properties here in Kentucky, Washington and also in Canada.

He emailed me agreeing to pay after I notified him of my intention to sue him for breach of the agreement we had. He had previously made several promises to come up with the payment and none he ever kept and that is the more reason I told him this time around, I am seeking legal counsel that will retrieve this funds from him and if need be, litigate him for breach of the agreement.

I am seeking counsel basically because it's taking much longer for him to come up with the settlement as agreed on the Promissory Note, and I know with counsel involvement, these funds would be released as soon as possible without going to court. After I notified him of my intention, he had already requested your firm contact details to enable him establish contact with you and set up an arrangement on how to remit the money he owed without delays or possible litigation.

Kindly Send a contract agreement for my review and if it meets my approval upon receipt; I shall make immediate provision for the fee.

Thanks as I look forward to receiving the fee/retainer agreement.

Regards
Ms Smothers.

Jason Ba Ba Barb ar Ran

 

Jason Barb <jasonbarb369@gmail.com> wrote:

Hi Best Oregon Cannabis Law Firm. 

, I am representing GREAT PLAINS HEALTH ALLIANCE, in this transaction, I have negotiated and agreed to sell the Elite C-arm SIEMENS MAGNETOM VERIO 3.0T to St. Anne Hospital,16251 Sylvester Rd SW, Burien, WA 98166. I need your help to draft the purchase agreement. Attached are the required details of the machine for your review.This transaction is a cash transaction and “as is”, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. This is a no title Machine.The Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility of shipping cost and risk of damage.Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the purchase agreement and full payment made.What is your rate and cost of representation? Kindly email your engagement letter for my review and signing.Thank you for your consideration.


Jason Barb
S.V.P & C.F.O
GREAT PLAINS HEALTH ALLIANCE
250 N ROCK RD STE 160 WICHITA, KS 67206
559-607-0155

Asher Agnel's Exploration into Randall's Tullo

 From: Randall Tullos <randall@angel-exploration.com>

Date: Wed, Oct 18, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Subject: Re: Hardest Working Law Firm in Town - Follow Up
To: Scheliah Mayson <shay@cultivalaw.com>

Hello Best Cannabis Trademark Lawyer,

Good afternoon. Thank you for getting back to us regarding my potential legal representation request. We solicit the services of your firm in drafting a commercial lease agreement between my company and Cascade Natural Gas Corporation which is located in your state of practice. We are negotiating the terms for a lease for their upcoming contract in the first quarter of next year, 2024. They are looking at the possibility of leasing a DP 2/800ts Crane Jack Up for a 12 month duration.

We will require your services to draft the lease agreement and review the required documents for the lease. We will handle negotiations. However, we may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

The total value of the transaction will be around $2,900,000.00 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off by the last week of February 2024, but uncertain about the closing date.

Lessee Conflict:

Unsuspecting Local Company Name Placed Here

Please send me your engagement letter based on your hourly rate; I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My calendar is looking swamped, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease.

I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.

Regards,

Randall Tullos

Vice President

Angel Exploration LLC

3005 NW 63rd St

Oklahoma City, OK 73116

P: (405) 687-8086

E: randall@angel-exploration.com

W: https://angel-exploration.com

Lake Zurich Gam

 From: Paul Gam <paulgam711@gmail.com>

Date: Mon, Oct 16, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Subject: Re: Super Lawyer Rock Star
To: Mr. Kick Ass

Hello Impeccable Counselor,

I went through your website and read about your law firm, with your years of experience,  I believe you can help handle these sales. I desire to retain your legal services to help prepare a sales contract and to handle sales through closing.  I have been negotiating and have agreed to sell Two(2) of my Cardiovascular Ultrasound System to MultiCare Tacoma General Hospital 315 M.L.K. Jr Way, Tacoma, WA 98405. We have discussed and agreed on the purchase price and outlined terms for the transaction.  This is a straightforward transaction.

Please find attached details of The GE H8010EA Vivid E95 Ultra Edition 4D Cardiovascular Ultrasound System and terms sheet for your review.

If this is something you can handle, Kindly email your retainer agreement for review and signature.

I look forward to working with you! Thanks.

Paul J. Gam,

President and CEO.

Zurich Medical

2405 Xenium Lane North

Minneapolis, MN 55441

(507) 509-8239