Sunday, November 10, 2024

Cortes the Killer

 Hi You Cannabis Lawyer,
 I write seeking to enforce the terms of the agreement signed between me and my former employer. I worked at Cardinal Health Inc. of 

[Local Address Here] for a little over 4 years and held the position of a Sales Analyst. I was responsible for analyzing data regarding sales performance,compile month-end sales analysis and prepare studies, reports and sales analysis for the company. I started working on the 11 February 2020 and was fired on the 14 of June 2023.

The new manager that was transferred to our branch made a couple of advances at me which I turned down, she even asked me to spend the weekend with her, which I declined.  One day she walked into my office and started rubbing my thighs and tried to kiss me. I reported the sexual advances I was facing to the HR who promised to look into it, but the next email I got was a letter of termination. The manager is related to the CEO so it was easy to get rid of me.

I signed a severance agreement which I negotiated and till date, I haven't received my payoff. I will like to sue for a breach of the terms of the agreement. I have attached emails demanding my pay and some other paperwork I have.

Can we set up a time to discuss this further if this is something you can handle?

James Cortes
16 Quincy Ln west milford NJ 07480
609-696-5571

Thursday, November 7, 2024

Joe E. Looney Tunes

 Dear Top Attorney in the United States of America (and also very handsome)


We are a waste management company that provides outstanding waste disposal and recycling services while contributing to the protection of the environment we all live in. Our company is interested in establishing a long-term attorney-client relationship with your law firm to handle our business and contract law matters in Washington.


WM - North Sound Hauling is interested in purchasing my Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt. I have discussed and agreed to sell to [Local Company Name Here] . I need your legal services to prepare a sale contract and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties.  
 
The Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt and agreed terms are attached.  
 
I'd like to ask a few questions; Is this something within your wheelhouse, What is your rate and required retainer fee for this kind of work?  Kindly email your engagement letter for my perusal.
 
Thank you for your time.
 
Sincerely,


Joe E. Looney, Jr.
President
BIG RIVER WASTE SERVICES, LLC
1299 Kuhn Rd
West Memphis, AR 72301
Phone: (574) 350-2663
Email: joelooney@bigriverwastesservices.com
Website: www.bigriverwastesservices.com