Friday, June 7, 2024

This One Smells

  Lonnie Martin <lonniemartin150@gmail.com>



Hello You Wicked Awesome Lawyer,

I would like to establish a long-term relationship with your law office to handle our agricultural contract matters in WA. This [Unsuspecting local Business) is interested in buying my Fertilizer Spreader. I have discussed and agreed to sell a 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader Florek Family Farm. 575 Noble Glen Dr SE, Shelton, WA 98584

I need your legal services to prepare the purchase agreement and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties. The 2019 Case IH TITAN 3540 Self-Propelled Fertilizer Spreader and agreed terms are attached for your review.

Few questions I would like to ask, Is this something you can handle? What is your required rate and retainer fee for this legal service? can you email your engagement agreement for my perusal.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Lonnie Martin
L & L Fertilizer, LLC
61329 county road 9,
Elkhart, IN 46517
Direct: (909) 901-3179 -Impaired hearing 

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

My Biggest Phan


Allen Harris <allen@bondconstructionyc.com>

To the Most Handsome Web 3.0 Lawyer I know

 It is a pleasure meeting you by email and I appreciate you responding to this request sent by Phan Holland on my firm's behalf, he used to represent my firm and advised he got your details from the state bar and I should furnish you with details.

 
I hope this message finds you well. Your legal expertise is exactly what my company needs to review an investment agreement for the acquisition of construction equipment.
 
We have secured a substantial investment of $6,850,000.00 US dollars from a finance company in your state. To proceed, we are required to engage an attorney to represent us in reviewing the investment contract and managing the deal's closure. The investment will take the form of a loan with an annual interest rate of 8% for 48 months, with the equipment serving as collateral upon purchase.
 
Could you please provide your billing rates for this representation and the required retainer deposit? This information will allow me to discuss the matter with my partners and revert to you promptly. Kindly share your retainer agreement based on your hourly rate so that we can promptly review it. Once we have you on board, we are eager to commence this venture. I would be delighted to delve deeper into the project after reviewing and accepting your retainer agreement.
 
Please find below the conflict check for our lender. Your immediate attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.
 
Finance Company Conflict Check:
 
[Local Company Name Here]
 
I eagerly await your response.
 
Best Regards,
 
Allen Harris
Bond Construction LLC
Chief Executive Officer
Address: 303 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Tel: 917-268-5268