Saturday, July 31, 2010

Tasek Lawyer

This one was sent in an attachment. Careful with attachments. They are always full of icky things. This one was okay. Except it was full of phish.

Tasek Iron & Steel Foundry Sdn Bhd.
25 Jalan Persiaran miranti,
46050 Petaling Jaya, Selangor

Classified information, Please acknowledge receipt.
We are a company based in Malaysia. Exclusively we engage in the business of Import/Export and manufacturer's representative of various types of raw materials steels & coils for industrial use. Our target market is premised on Demography and Geography. However, our company has Accounts Receivable or Receivable delinquency from several firms and individuals in the U.S. The inability to receive these A/R has affected our cash inflow. In fact, our revenues have dwindled and this has negatively affected our operations and organizational goals.

To balance our cash inflow, we had to restructure our discounts, in spite of the attractive discounts, these firms and individuals have violated the payment terms. Hence, we are seeking your services as a legal representative in the U.S. to ensure that our delinquent and payment dues are settled.

We are incapacitated by distance and also impeded from taking direct litigations. We therefore wish to summon your courage to act on our behalf by initiating the aforementioned litigation but you should employ Mediation approach before a possible law suit. Below are the services we hope your firm can render to us.

1. Provide consultation and legal advice on delinquent payments
2. Advise us on mediation or possible lawsuit
3. Receive the said funds from the individuals and firms and keep in a trust account on our behalf until requested by our company.

Best regards,

Mr. Koh Chau.
Group Secretary
Tasek Iron & Steel Foundry Sdn Bhd.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Lord of the Rings Attorney

From: Peter Jackson
Subject: Debt collection Inquiry
Date: July 30, 2010 12:47:39 PM PDT

I am Peter Jackson. I am contacting this firm in regards to the
$750,000.00 (Seven Hundered and Fifty Thousand Dollars) I inherited
from my late father. The money is currently with one of the executors
to the estate of my late father who resides in your jurisdiction.
After my Father's Will was opened and read, the executor advised me he
knows of a good investment to put the money into and in six months my
money would be ready plus interest, and he subsequently brought some
contract papers for me to sign. I was too heart broken mourning my Dad
at the time to ask too many questions and I went ahead to sign the
documents. I am hereby requesting your firm to assist in collecting
the money from him since he is un-willing to give me back the money
for no apparent reason.


Peter Jackson.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Wang's Attorney

From: Paula Thomas Wang
Subject: Urgent Attention Needed Counsel
Date: July 5, 2010 11:50:10 PM PDT

Dear Counsel,

My name is Paula Thomas Wang and I am contacting your firm in regards to a divorce settlement with my ex husband (Li Suzuki Wang) who resides in your jurisdiction. I am currently on assignment in Hong Kong.

We had an out of court agreement (Collaborative Law Agreement/Marital Settlement Agreement) for him to pay $785,722.00 plus legal fees in 2008, but to date he has only paid me $100,000.00. I am hereby seeking your firm, to assistance in collecting the balance which was agreed upon when we got into the out of court deal by either mediation or if need be by litigation. I can be contacted on email:

Yours Faithfully,

Paula Thomas Wang
88 Wellington court,
Central, Hong Kong

Sunday, July 4, 2010

4th for Attorney

Happy 4th of July Barbara

From: Barbara Broadnax
Subject: My Divorce settlemen
Date: July 4, 2010 12:15:10 PM PDT
To: undisclosed recipients: ;

Dear Counsel,

My name is Ms.Barbara Broadnax, I am contacting your firm in regards to a divorce settlement with my ex-husband (Mr. Bart Thomas) who resides in your jurisdiction. I recently got a teaching job with a 2 year teaching contract in ASIA/HONG KONG so I am out of the country for now. We had an out of court, Agreement (Collaborative Law Agreement) for him to pay $650,450.00 plus legal fees, He has only paid me $50,000 since. I have tried with several failed attempts to collect the balance from him and he seems not to be coming through.

I am hereby seeking your firm to assist me in collecting the balance from him. He has agreed already to pay me the balance but It is my belief that a Law firm like yours is needed to help me collect the payment from my ex-husband or litigate this matter if he fails to pay as promised.

Your immediate response towards this mail will be highly appreciated.


Ms. Barbara Broadnax.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Hello Daniel Todd of

Here's the thing, Daniel gets credit for actually mixing things up. After all, he used to send the same email over and over again. You can see that email here. I must have received fifteen of that one. Then he started sending out this one. In fairness, I only received a few of that one. Today I got the one below. All of the emails are addressed to the mysterious Robert Oerez. I am sure this is just an honest mistake by Mr. Todd.

You are still my favorite spammer Daniel. Looking forward to your next unsolicited email.

From: Daniel Todd
Subject: You Do Not Pay Until You Like What You See
Date: July 1, 2010 5:08:30 AM PDT
To: my email

Robert Oerez,

The trust factor is key to any relationship. To earn your trust I will build or redesign your website and you pay when we are done. Can we discuss?

My number is (801) 770-7089 or I can email you the information.

Daniel Todd
Law Firm Sites

(801) 770-7089