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Ulf Niclasson

Re: Legal Rep-Update

Our default customer want to make concessions immediately we inform them of our legal intention. they want to beat litigation and ask for an installment payment of $450,000.00 which should be received within 5 business working days . But we are not relenting because they have make such promises in the past. We have reiterated we can only accept their concession if the proposal is made directly to our attorney and in consequence, we have forwarded your information.

Consequently, we are in urgent need of your retainer and how to offset the fee as soon as possible, we count on your understanding, should pause any action at the moment since payment has been issued, have a great day.

Best Regard,

Ulf Niclasson

Alps Nordic AB

Hemvärnsg. 11

SE-171 04 SOLNA

Stockholms län Schweden

http://www.alps.se

Nordic Lawyer

Ulf Niclasson

Re: Legal Rep

Dear [Name Here],

Thank you very much for your responds we got your contact information from attorney directory and we went through your profile it was very impressive, we are located in south-central east coast of Sweden.  Below is the debtor information who has not settle their debt,

Debtor Information

[Local Company Here]

The size of the debt is $650,000.00 , we have explored all avenues to resolve this issue amicably, unfortunately we have not progressed as expected, we shall forward you the documentation if you have no conflict.

Please forward us engagement letter if you have no conflict and advise us on your retainer fees,  looking forward hearing from you, have a great day.

Best Regard,

Ulf Niclasson

Alps Nordic AB

Hemvärnsg. 11

SE-171 04 SOLNA

Stockholms län Schweden

http://www.alps.se

Ken's Attorney

This is a request for your legal consultation services, I would like your advice regarding possible representation on a litigation case concerning breach of contract/collection matters. I believe that the matter is within your jurisdiction which is why I’m requesting your legal advice. After a careful review of your firms profile as well as your qualification and experience, we are of the opinion that your are qualified to provide the legal services as requested.
Do let me know your position in reviewing this matter, so I may provide any additional information. I look forward to your prompt response.

Regards,

Gunjirou Kentaro

Email: gunjiroukentarojp@gmail.com

Luigi's Lawyer

DE IACO LUIGI ELETTRONICA

Re: Legal Representative

Below is the debtor information who has not settle their debt, the size of the debt is $650,000.00USD. We have explored all avenues to resolve this issue amicably, unfortunately we have not progressed as expected, we shall forward you the documentation if you have no conflict.

Debtor Information

(Local Business Placed Here)      

Please forward us engagement letter if you have no conflict and advise us on your retainer fees. Looking forward hearing from you.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Pablo Franco

De Iaco Luigi Elettronica

Via Mazzini Giuseppe 45- 73024 - Maglie (LE)

Tel: 0836 423038

Fax: 0836 426150

E-mail;deiacoeletronica@gmail.com

http://www.deiacoelettronica.com/ 

P.IVA 01122820754

Seina's Lawyer

Ms Seina Bloomberg

RE: Contempt Case.....‏

I appreciate your response to my inquiry The reason I have contacted your law office is that there is already an agreement in place and I am bent on getting what is due for me and my children, I tried calling but its little bit difficult to reach your law office, I will try as much as possible to let you into what transpired between I and my ex-spouse before he relocated to United States. We were divorced in Japan and my ex husband Mr. Lyold Bloomberg now lives in __________ he is a citizen in your country

We both agreed under a separation agreement incorporated, merged into and made part of the court decree for a settlement of child support, spousal support, and medical support of $480,870.00, he has paid me $178,000.00 but still owing $302,870.00 and the stipulated time for completion of payment has long elapsed and i know he has the financial means to pay the balance owed to me.

I request your legal services with regards to compelling him to remit balance owed me. Attached is a copy of the Separation Agreement and the Final Judgment. I will be pleased to provide further information on this case on request and I expect this to be resolved in a timely manner. Furthermore, I seek to retain your firm for this purpose.

Please send me a copy of your retainer agreement and if the terms are acceptable I will sign so we can commence the process without delay,

Thanks you for your cooperation .

Ms Seina.

Address: 936-Nishi-Azabu, Minato, Tokyo, Japan 

Bassel or Basil?

Bassel Yaman

Hello,

I am Bassel Yaman, an Accountant at Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd. The management of Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd. requires your legal counsel in helping us seek redress from our debtors in your region who owe us money and breached our purchase agreement. We have an agreement with them that states if any purchase fails to meet safety standards, we should notify them within 28 days of delivery of the goods for a full refund or exchange. The agreement also states that the refund or exchange will be processed within 14 days of receipt of the returned goods.

We received these goods at our warehouse on the 20th Oct 2012. The seller was notified on the 26th of Oct, 2012 that the goods failed to meet safety test. The goods were immediately returned back and delivery was confirmed by the seller on the 28th of Nov.2012.The refund was due on or before the 14th of Dec 2012, but till date we have not received any money for the returned goods. I have contacted them numerous times and my last conversation from them, they offered to exchange the goods. An exchange is not acceptable as we no longer stock this company product for safety reasons. We need your legal collector in resolving this dispute. Please advise me of the best approach to deal with this matter, If filling for a law suit will be appropriate.

If you require any more details, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Regards,


Looking forward to reading from you.

Bassel Yaman

Accounts Director,

Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd.

3967-36 Wada, Matsumoto City, Nagano Prefecture 390-1242

Tokyo Zip 110-0008

Comment of the Year

Posted yesterday is the best comment/response I have seen to date:

I almost deleted it and erased from my memory, but after reading this post, I decided to have a little fun. My reply, not that the recipient cares:

Attached is my retainer agreement. The fee split is 90% to me, after deducting expenses, costs, etc., with the remainder to you. I can’t wait to work with you Ms. Crystal.
Attached a retainer agreement as follows:

RETAINER AGREEMENT
This agreement is made by and between the undersigned parties. One party is an attorney, who will provide no real legal services because he is not actually being retained to so do. The other is Ms. Crystal Hokkien, a.k.a. Hirashin T. Maki, a.k.a. Sharon Trump, a.k.a. Hillary Tiachi, a.k.a. scammer.

Pursuant to this agreement, the proposed terms are as follows:
1) Scammer shall send a forged check to the attorney.
2) The attorney shall then cash it, retain his “fee” for performing no actual services, then wire the remaining funds overseas.
3) At some later date, the bank will realize the check is a forgery and claim the entire amount of the forged check against the attorney.

The real terms are as follows:
1) Scammer shall send a forged check to the attorney.
2) Attorney will forward the forged check, along with any emails from scammer, to the FBI.
3) FBI will discard the check and emails in the trash. 

Witnessed this day the 1st day of April, 2013.

Awesome.