Joe E. Looney Tunes

 Dear Top Attorney in the United States of America (and also very handsome)


We are a waste management company that provides outstanding waste disposal and recycling services while contributing to the protection of the environment we all live in. Our company is interested in establishing a long-term attorney-client relationship with your law firm to handle our business and contract law matters in Washington.

WM - North Sound Hauling is interested in purchasing my Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt. I have discussed and agreed to sell to [Local Company Name Here] . I need your legal services to prepare a sale contract and to handle sales through closing. The purchase price and terms have been agreed by both parties.  
 
The Marathon WS 5042-830 Horizontal Baler Auto Tie 30HP-Rebuilt and agreed terms are attached.  
 
I'd like to ask a few questions; Is this something within your wheelhouse, What is your rate and required retainer fee for this kind of work?  Kindly email your engagement letter for my perusal.
 
Thank you for your time.
 
Sincerely,


Joe E. Looney, Jr.
President
BIG RIVER WASTE SERVICES, LLC
1299 Kuhn Rd
West Memphis, AR 72301
Phone: (574) 350-2663
Email: joelooney@bigriverwastesservices.com
Website: www.bigriverwastesservices.com

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Best Lawyer Ever, 

We appreciate you giving us a chance to discuss our case. We placed an order for some goods from Fastenal Company back in January, 2021 and the terms of the sales contract requires us to pay 50% of the total cost of the ordered goods before delivery and the balance after we have received the same goods. However, after we made the 50% initial deposit, we did not receive any goods as required. The goods ought to be delivered in February, 2021. More time was given to them to deliver the goods which they were still unable to meet with. Hence, we requested a refund.

We have made several efforts to have them refund the initial deposit, but to no avail. We have therefore decided to resort to legal means since there is an existing agreement prior to the transaction. Find below details of the supplier for your conflict check.

[Real Local Company Name Here]

We have suffered so much loss as a result of this failed transaction and we are ready to proceed with litigation if the need should arise. Let us know the best way to have this issue tackled and we will comply as long as we get results. Furthermore , we have concerns and would like you to respond in detail in your reply.
Are they any foibles you see in this case? If litigation is involved, the distance gives us some concern with regards to court appearances. How can this be handled? How much is your legal fee? Do you charge on an hourly basis or contingency? What should we expect from you? Any guarantees? Please advise on your assessment of this case. A quick response will be appreciated.

Regards,

Matt White
Vice President/Chief Financial Officer
Linde Plc

T- 447465932096
A - Forge, 43 Church Street West, Woking, Surrey, GU21 6HT, United Kingdom

Car Diva Scam

 

johnrussell@cardivamedicalinc.com

Hello Cannabis Lawyer Extarodinaire,

This is John Russell from Cardiva Medical, Inc, My office has been contacted by a hospital in your state to purchase our Vascular CT Angiogram (CT Scanner).  I have agreed to sell the complete system of the CT Scanner to St. Anne Hospital, 16251 Sylvester Rd SW, Burien, WA 98166, United States, Vascular CT Angiogram (CT Scanner) cost $450,000.00, I need your urgent help to draft the purchase agreement, As we hope to get this transaction to close ASAP. Please find below attached details, images of the CT scanner and agreed term sheet for your review. This is a straight forward transaction. Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. The Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage. This is a no title Machine. This transaction is a cash transaction and “as is”, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. Timing - Sales will be finalized once both parties have signed the purchase agreement and full payment made ASAP.
 
Advice on your rate and cost of representation. Kindly email your engagement letter for review and signature.
 
Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to working with you!
 
  
John Russell
President
Cardiva Medical Inc
1615 Wyatt Dr, Santa Clara, CA 95054
(507) 216-8375

Johnny Feelgood Williams

John Williams <johnwilliams994841@gmail.com>

 Hi Super Awesome Lawyer Person, I need your help to handle the sale of my tractor and draft the sale agreement. Attached are details of the equipment which includes the sale price.  I will need you to see this transaction through closing. Find below details concerning this transaction.

Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

·         Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

·         Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing.

·          No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company.

·         Buyer will handle all taxation

This transaction is a cash transaction, with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made.

Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage.

What will be the cost of representation and have you handled matters like this in the past? Details of the buyer are:- [Local Company Name Here]
 
You can email your engagement letter for me to go through your terms of representation before moving ahead if this is a matter you are able to handle.

 
Thanks for your attention. I look forward to your reply.


John G William
42 Danielle Court, Lawrenceville, NJ 08648
318-744-8729
eply.


Jared G Koch
42 Danielle Court, Lawrenceville, NJ 08648
318-744-8729

Vladamir (I am not an) Inger Man Anymore

Dear Super Lawyer of the Century
 Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and Bridwell Oil Exploration, Inc. in your state. They are considering leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for 12 months for $3,061,000 and we are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract.

Lessee Conflict:
[Unsuspecting Local Company Info Here]

Lease documentation and financing options are currently being negotiated and it's incumbent upon me to retain a lawyer, to ensure the essential elements binding an agreement. I will be requiring your service with the following:

Draft the lease agreement
We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

A better indication of your acceptance would be the provision of your retainer agreement, clearly stating the scope of your representation, billing rates or fees, and any special disclosures that may be appropriate.

We can schedule to discuss this after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.


Kindly reply at your earliest convenience

Dr. Vladimir G. Ingerman                                                  
Founder & CEO  
Amros Corporation
14006 Drakewood Drive Sugar Land, TX 77498, USA
669-696-5571                                              

King David Tsui

David Tsui

david.tsui@seamtech.org 

I appreciate your response and I do hope you are well 

  

I am reaching out to you with a request for your assistance in providing a "Trustee service" for our organization, 'SEAMTECH'. 

  

We are currently in the process of satisfying our clientele with a well secured and transparent trustee service. We believe that your esteemed law firm, with its reputation and professionalism, would be the ideal choice to provide us with this service. 

  

Our company has always prioritized transparency and security in all our transactions, and we understand that these are values your firm shares. We are confident that your expertise and experience would greatly benefit our current situation. Especially a Cannabis Lawyer. 

  

Unfortunately, our previous Trustee agent, a long-standing member of our team, passed away a few months ago after battling with lung cancer. This unforeseen event has necessitated our search for a suitable replacement. 

  

I would be happy to connect via a phone call for further  discussion if this is within your purview. 

  

With utmost respect, 
David Tsui, 
Marketing Director, 
SEAMTECH

Hey Jay!

 I will be calling you today at your office. Meanwhile, I am enclosing the promissory note agreement between myself and the borrower. On the 28th of February 2021, I loaned the sum of $375,000 for the purpose of restructuring the business at the rate of Six percent (6%) per annum.

Installment payment plan was principal and interest in the amount of $132,500.00 which is quarterly basis after one year anniversary. So far, only one payment of $132,500.00 was received on September 11th, 2022. Of which 2 more installments are still outstanding and overdue.

I would like to know the best way on how your office can help me enforce it. Hopefully that would shake things up in terms of repayment.

Below are the details for conflict check:

Unsuspecting Business Owner Info Here

Thank you,

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Raymond Jay| 

Building contractor

1200 Burrard Street,#206

Vancouver, BC V6Z 2C7

Phone Number: 1- 778-512-8498

E-mail: raymondjay496@gmail.com|