Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Vladamir (I am not an) Inger Man Anymore


Dear Super Lawyer of the Century
 Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and Bridwell Oil Exploration, Inc. in your state. They are considering leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for 12 months for $3,061,000 and we are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract.


Lessee Conflict:
[Unsuspecting Local Company Info Here]

Lease documentation and financing options are currently being negotiated and it's incumbent upon me to retain a lawyer, to ensure the essential elements binding an agreement. I will be requiring your service with the following:

Draft the lease agreement
We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises.

A better indication of your acceptance would be the provision of your retainer agreement, clearly stating the scope of your representation, billing rates or fees, and any special disclosures that may be appropriate.

We can schedule to discuss this after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions.


Kindly reply at your earliest convenience

Dr. Vladimir G. Ingerman                                                  
Founder & CEO  
Amros Corporation
14006 Drakewood Drive Sugar Land, TX 77498, USA
669-696-5571                                              

Monday, September 30, 2024

King David Tsui

David Tsui

david.tsui@seamtech.org 

I appreciate your response and I do hope you are well 

  
I am reaching out to you with a request for your assistance in providing a "Trustee service" for our organization, 'SEAMTECH'. 
  
We are currently in the process of satisfying our clientele with a well secured and transparent trustee service. We believe that your esteemed law firm, with its reputation and professionalism, would be the ideal choice to provide us with this service. 
  
Our company has always prioritized transparency and security in all our transactions, and we understand that these are values your firm shares. We are confident that your expertise and experience would greatly benefit our current situation. Especially a Cannabis Lawyer. 
  
Unfortunately, our previous Trustee agent, a long-standing member of our team, passed away a few months ago after battling with lung cancer. This unforeseen event has necessitated our search for a suitable replacement. 
  
I would be happy to connect via a phone call for further  discussion if this is within your purview. 
  
With utmost respect, 
David Tsui, 
Marketing Director, 
SEAMTECH

Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Hey Jay!

 I will be calling you today at your office. Meanwhile, I am enclosing the promissory note agreement between myself and the borrower. On the 28th of February 2021, I loaned the sum of $375,000 for the purpose of restructuring the business at the rate of Six percent (6%) per annum.


Installment payment plan was principal and interest in the amount of $132,500.00 which is quarterly basis after one year anniversary. So far, only one payment of $132,500.00 was received on September 11th, 2022. Of which 2 more installments are still outstanding and overdue.

I would like to know the best way on how your office can help me enforce it. Hopefully that would shake things up in terms of repayment.

Below are the details for conflict check:


Unsuspecting Business Owner Info Here




Thank you,


-------------------------------------------------------

Raymond Jay| 

Building contractor

1200 Burrard Street,#206

Vancouver, BC V6Z 2C7

Phone Number: 1- 778-512-8498

E-mail: raymondjay496@gmail.com|




Monday, August 26, 2024

Dissing Terry will only bring you suffering

From: William Terry <wt218307@gmail.com> 

Date: Sunday, August
To: Best Bitcoin Lawyer Subject:
RE Email inquiry

Dear Counsel, Good day to you and thanks for responding to my email.

My name is William Terry and my address is 4809 Laurel Creek Cir,Lexington, KY 40515. On January 23rd, 2019, I lend Kurt  Tuohy who now resides in your jurisdiction the sum of $550.000.00 with 8.5% interest on two years fixed term and to pay back January 23rd, 2021. Hey had only paid me $150,000 but still owing $400,000. We both used to live here in Kentucky at the time the loan was made, but He had now relocated to your jurisdiction.{ Type Jurisdiction Here} I was advised to seek legal assistance in my borrower's new jurisdiction which is why I contacted you to act as my counsel in retrieving these funds. There has not been any attorney working on this case. Different payment dates have been promised and I still have not received anything. My last contact with my Borrower, I was told I would receive payment no later than Mid July 2021 and till now, nothing has been paid. Kindly let me know what your fees would be on a contingency basis in order for me to inform Mr. Kurt Tuohy  to expect contact from you as you have been authorized to act on my behalf. On your approval, I would like to forward your details to him so He knows a law firm is representing me and I could sue for breach of agreement if He does not oblige to the terms of the loan agreement. I would like to give him this last chance to fulfill his obligations before we start legal proceedings if need be. Please do get back to me so I can furnish you with the required details to contact my borrower on my behalf as I know He respects the law and wouldn't want to be litigated. Before we proceed, kindly forward your fee on a contingency basis / retainer agreement for my review and if satisfied with terms and conditions upon receipt;We shall immediately proceed. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation and understanding. Contact me should you require more information. I have attached here a copy of the Loan Agreement Promissory Note and proof of partial payment He made for your peruse. My borrower’s name is Kurt  Tuohy.

Regards,
William Terry
+19173368571

Monday, August 19, 2024

Song and Follow up Email for Eric

 Hi Web 3.0 Lawyer from the Future, 

I need a bill of sale and purchase agreement prepared for the sale of my 2023 Volvo L60H. I have attached details of the equipment to email which also includes sale price.  I will need you to see this transaction through closing.


This transaction is a cash transaction, with no financing and the sale closes once full payment is made, a satisfactory inspection conducted by my buyer and an appraisal issued by the inspection company.

Advice on what the cost of representation will be and also confirm if you have handled matters like this in the past. You can find details of my buyer Here: -[I should take the time to match my fonts when looking up local businesses here]

Please email your engagement letter so i could go through your terms of representation before proceeding if this is a matter you can handle.

Warm regards.

Eric Vogt
708,Crossland,Ave,Clarksville,TN,37040
318-744-8279

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Elio's Inferno of Loans

 Amazing Blockchain Lawyer with Amazing Legal Prowess

I really appreciate your level of professionalism. but let me brief you in details, the debtor's name is
 Curtis Bradford.We started dating in June 2018, we met in Punta Cana, Mexico when he came over and it was a business trip,I was managing my late father's software business/estate. I was in a sad place at the time as I had just lost my father who was all I had as a family. I and Curtis kicked off a happy relationship almost immediately as he was so sweet and supportive, so I packed up and went back with him to Washington, where we started living together within the confines of a civil partnership.


In 2021 Curtis came to me financially seeking assistance, he said he needed money to inject into a new real estate flipping business venture he was embarking on and because we were dating at that time I lent him the money.We both traveled back to Mexico and I transferred the funds to him. Attached is a copy of the loan Agreement between us. At present Curtis owes me $1,950,000 plus The interest. I would be extremely glad if you can assist me with this problem as I am currently diagnosed with cancer receiving treatments in Mexico and hence the reason I want to settle this matter so I can pay for hospital bills etc...


Also my Fathers business Suffered partially and this has made the process of recovering the money a little bit more difficult. I will be able to pay for legal services on a traditional hourly rate basis , but should decide to avoid a suit he will be responsible for all legal fees as stated in the loan agreement. my expectation of your services for now will be within the ranks of a Demand letter to him. I believe this approach will trigger a much-needed response/action from him in regards to paying what I am owed. I am aware that there would be a charge for your services- or a retainer payment,because I know for a fact that Curtis would be shaken when he gets a demand letter from you,if you are going to take my case,kindly let me know if this works for you.

Kindly let me know what your thoughts and considerations are judging from all I have shared so as to know what the next step is.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Regards

Elio

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Brad to the Bone

  

Dear Shockingly Good Looking Lawyer

Thank you for the quick response to my inquiry
. In the meantime, I am enclosing the loan agreement between myself and the borrower, Ms. Elizabeth Guzman. On the 20th of January 2022, I had invested the sum of $1,000,000 in Elizabeth’s business with the agreement to receive profit. She told me this loan was obtained to advance her business expansion, which is called.

Ba Bar Capitol Hill, 

550 12th Ave, 

Seattle, WA 98122, United States

 

This loan agreement has provisions for instalment payment plan (principal plus interest) in the amount of $275,000 quarterly after one year anniversary. So far, I have only received one payment of $275,000 on March 1, 2023. 

 

 

Since then, I have tried so many efforts to collect the funds to no avail; I think my failure to collect could be blamed on my reluctance to involve myself in legal proceedings. Hence the reason I'm engaging your law firm.

 

 

I recently emailed her that I would be seeking legal representation to which her response could be seen below. I did not respond back

 

 

I look forward to your representation in this matter. Kindly send me an engagement /Retainer letter

 

 

Regards,

 

Brad Smith Jr.

 Private Wealth Adviser
Green Fiduciary Services

304 Old Dominion Dr, 

Mc Lean, VA 22101

Tel: +289-627-5346

Bradsmith22210@gmail.com