Friday, June 4, 2021

Bigger Regina Anderson Phish in Texas

 My company is on the verge of leasing 20 Ventilators to a Pharmaceutical company in your state. We want you to review the lease agreement, amend it to your state laws and make corrections if the need arises. They are looking at leasing the Ventilators for 12 months and the possibility to extend if the Covid-19 cases rise by next summer.

 
We will require your services for the following:
  • Review the lease agreement, amend if required.
  • Review the required documents for the lease.
 
The total value of the Ventilators is about $1,200,000. The lease payments will be broken into monthly payments; we are hoping to close on this by mid-July. I will provide you with our previous lease agreement, which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible once we have agreed with your terms of representation.
 
Send me your retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 30 hours on the whole project. I will not be available by telephone until late next week, we can schedule to discuss after I have received and reviewed your retainer agreement. I look forward to working with you on this project.
 
Let me know if you have any questions.
 
Lessee  Conflict conflict:
[Local Company Name Here]
 
 
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Regards,
Regina Anderson
President
Medpharma Labs LLC
Tel: 682-243-4885
Address: 13154 Coit Road,
Dallas, TX 75240

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

The Very Phishy & Hungry Caterpillar

 

Allen Jason info.allenjason@gmail.com



I am selling my 2015 Caterpillar D10T2  to a buyer residing in your state. I will need your skilled legal counsel to help me draft the sale agreement for the transaction from contract preparation through closing. The above mentioned 2015 Caterpillar D10T2 has a sales price of $876,000.  This includes the insurance cost, shipping and handling cost. Attached are required details of the Caterpillar  for your review.

 

Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made.

Shipping - Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and also risk of damage.

Method of payment, and whether a deposit will be paid. This is a cash transaction. No Financing

No warranties. Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company. Buyer will handle all taxation Buyer wants the agreement to be governed by the laws of their state. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost and risk of damage.


Details of the buyer are: 

[Local Company Here]


Please advise on your rate, retainer fee and forward to me your retainer agreement for perusal of your terms of representation.  


Thanks for your attention. I look forward to your reply.


Yours truly,


Allen Jason

Owner

Allen Jason Construction Company.

6280 Copper Lake Ct, 

Boynton Beach, 

Florida 33437 USA.


Monday, May 3, 2021

Bintang Wadda Wadda Bing Bang

Susumu Hirabayashi <ptmaruwagroup@gmail.com>

 Thank you very much for your response, the adverse party Information is below and the breach of contract is for the sum of $1.2 Million

 

Other Party

 

[Local Company Name and Address Here]



I await your Engagement Agreement Letter as soon as you are clear with the conflict check.


Best Regards 
Susumu Hirabayashi
PT. Maruwa
Kawasan Bintang Industrial Park II,
Jl. Brigjen Katamso Block C 31-32
Tanjung Uncang Batam Island Indonesia.
Tel: 0778-396403
Fax: 0778-396401

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Palace of the Brine

 We have been negotiating the sale of a 4 pieces PSV BRINE PREPARATION TANKS" at to a buyer in your region and have made some progress in price agreement. At this point we need an attorney that would draft a purchase and sales agreement for this transaction, a simple sale of agreement.


Find our buyers information below for your conflict check.

[Local Company Name Here]

I also attached details of the BRINE PREPARATION TANKS and I would like to know your rate and your retainer fee. Please send to me your engagement letter if our buyer clears your conflict check.

If you need to review the Letter of Intent, I can ask the buyer Business Broker to forwarded you a copy, upon your request.  
Please note this is confidential.

Thank you


Regards,

Alessandro Sandor .
Executive director IBS Precision Engineering BV
Esp 201, 5633 AD Eindhoven,
Netherlands.
+31850013855

Saturday, March 20, 2021

Smooth Drum Solo

[dumb lawyers name goes here]

 I will need your legal experience to help me draft a sales and purchase agreement through closing  for the (Vibratory Roller 203 cm Smooth Drum) to a buyer residing in your state.I have attached details of the equipment to the email which also includes the sale price. This transaction is a cash transaction , with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost  and also risk of damage,It  is a cash transaction. No Financing, Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company, buyer will handle all taxation,buyer also wants the agreement  governed by the laws of their state,buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost  and also risk of damage. You can find details of the buyer attached in this email.


See Buyer's details below:



[Local Company Placed Here]


KIndly advise on your rate of representation and do email me your engagement letter for my review and signature if this is a transaction your firm can handle.




John McGrath
Vice President - Construction Operations
METHUEN CONSTRUCTION
144 Main Street, PO Box 980
Plaistow, NH 03865
603.325.2222

Saturday, March 13, 2021

X-Ray Visions

 I will need your legal experience to help me draft a sales and purchase agreement through closing  for the (Mobilesparkler mobile digital X-ray system MSLDR05) to a buyer residing in your state.I have attached details of the equipment to the email which also includes the sale price. This transaction is a cash transaction , with no financing and sale closes once full payment is made. Timing -Sale will be finalized once both parties have signed the sales agreement and full payment made. Buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost  and also risk of damage,It  is a cash transaction. No Financing, Equipment is sold AS IS', but a satisfactory inspection will be done and an appraisal issued by the inspection company, buyer will handle all taxation,buyer also wants the agreement  governed by the laws of their state,buyer will take responsibility for shipping cost  and also risk of damage. You can find details of the buyer attached in this email.


See Buyer's details below:

[Actual Company in Dumb Lawyers Jurisdiction]

Kindly advise on your rate of representation and do email me your engagement letter for my review and signature if this is a transaction your firm can handle.


Winfield S. Brown, BA,MSB,MHA,FACHE
President & C.E.O
HEYWOOD HOSPITAL
242 Green Street
Gardner, Massachusetts 01440
+1 978-415-8053

Thursday, February 18, 2021

Steve Harvey Is My Friend

 We appreciate you giving us a chance to discuss our case. We placed an order for some goods from [Local Company Here]  Company back in January, 2019 and the terms of the sales contract requires we to pay 50% of the total cost of the ordered goods before delivery and the balance after we have received the same goods. However, after we made the 50% initial deposit, we did not receive any goods as required. The goods ought to be delivered in February, 2019. More time was given to them to deliver the goods which they were still unable to meet with. Hence, we requested for a refund.

We have made several efforts to have them refund the initial deposit, but to no avail. We have therefore decided to resort to legal means since there is an existing agreement prior to the transaction. Find below details of the supplier for your conflict check.

[Local Company Here]  

We have suffered so much loss as a result of this failed transaction and we are ready to proceed with litigation if the need should arise. Let us know the best way to have this issue tackled and we will comply as long as we get results. Furthermore , we have concerns and would like you to respond in detail in your reply.

Are they any foibles you see in this case? If litigation is involved, the distance gives us some concern with regards to court appearances. How can this be handled?
How much is your legal fee? Do you charge on an hourly basis or contingency? What should we expect from you? Any guarantees? Please advise on your assessment of this case. A quick response will be appreciated.

Regards,
STEVE HARVEY
+ 44(7) 868 701 851
IRAS CONSTRUCTION GROUP LLC   


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25 MINUTES LATER



Thank you for your response. Attached is a copy of the sales contract, payment receipt for the deposit and our email correspondence with Fastenal Company with regards to this transaction.

Following our request for a refund, they appealed to set-up payment in 2 installments within a month interval of which the first installment was paid on the 1st of May, 2019 in the amount of $497,500.00 after so much reminder and threat of involving a lawyer (payment receipt attached also). The balance was due in June, 2019 and since then, all our efforts to have them remit funds proved abortive. Detailed are all contained in our attached correspondence with Fastenal Company.

In summary;
Total amount of goods ordered: $2,540,891.00
Initial deposit made to Fastenal Company: (i.e. 50% of the total amount): $1,270,445.00
Amount refunded (on the 1st of May, 2019): $497,500.00
Balance amount due to IRAS CONSTRUCTION GROUP LLC: $772,945.00

Prior to retaining you, please forward a copy of your retainer agreement for our review and signature. We wait to hear from you. I will give your firm a call at my earliest convenience.

Regards,
Steve Harvey
+ 44(7) 868 701 851
IRAS CONSTRUCTION GROUP LLC