Friday, May 3, 2013

Bassel or Basil?


Bassel Yaman

Hello,

I am Bassel Yaman, an Accountant at Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd. The management of Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd. requires your legal counsel in helping us seek redress from our debtors in your region who owe us money and breached our purchase agreement. We have an agreement with them that states if any purchase fails to meet safety standards, we should notify them within 28 days of delivery of the goods for a full refund or exchange. The agreement also states that the refund or exchange will be processed within 14 days of receipt of the returned goods.

We received these goods at our warehouse on the 20th Oct 2012. The seller was notified on the 26th of Oct, 2012 that the goods failed to meet safety test. The goods were immediately returned back and delivery was confirmed by the seller on the 28th of Nov.2012.The refund was due on or before the 14th of Dec 2012, but till date we have not received any money for the returned goods. I have contacted them numerous times and my last conversation from them, they offered to exchange the goods. An exchange is not acceptable as we no longer stock this company product for safety reasons. We need your legal collector in resolving this dispute. Please advise me of the best approach to deal with this matter, If filling for a law suit will be appropriate.


If you require any more details, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Regards,


Looking forward to reading from you.

Bassel Yaman

Accounts Director,

Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd.

3967-36 Wada, Matsumoto City, Nagano Prefecture 390-1242

Tokyo Zip 110-0008


Thursday, May 2, 2013

Comment of the Year

Posted yesterday is the best comment/response I have seen to date:


I almost deleted it and erased from my memory, but after reading this post, I decided to have a little fun. My reply, not that the recipient cares:
Attached is my retainer agreement. The fee split is 90% to me, after deducting expenses, costs, etc., with the remainder to you. I can’t wait to work with you Ms. Crystal.
Attached a retainer agreement as follows:
RETAINER AGREEMENT
This agreement is made by and between the undersigned parties. One party is an attorney, who will provide no real legal services because he is not actually being retained to so do. The other is Ms. Crystal Hokkien, a.k.a. Hirashin T. Maki, a.k.a. Sharon Trump, a.k.a. Hillary Tiachi, a.k.a. scammer.
Pursuant to this agreement, the proposed terms are as follows:
1) Scammer shall send a forged check to the attorney.
2) The attorney shall then cash it, retain his “fee” for performing no actual services, then wire the remaining funds overseas.
3) At some later date, the bank will realize the check is a forgery and claim the entire amount of the forged check against the attorney.
The real terms are as follows:
1) Scammer shall send a forged check to the attorney.
2) Attorney will forward the forged check, along with any emails from scammer, to the FBI.
3) FBI will discard the check and emails in the trash. 
Witnessed this day the 1st day of April, 2013.

Awesome.

Thursday, April 25, 2013


Fady Mahmood
RE: Legal Help On Breach of contract


Good Day,

   I am indeed grateful for your reply. This mail contains more information regarding my case.

         I am Fady Mahmood,C.E.O Fady contractors company.

I am seeking legal help  from your firm for a breach of contract. Fady contractors is a body that helps both public and private organizations/companies buy equipments like; medical equipments, electrical equipments, construction equipments etc.

        Last year, we got a contract from a Japanese company wanting us to help them get medical equipments worth $2,000,000 USD and we required that they paid in full. with this, we made an order for the medical Equipments.,  worth $2,000,000.00 USD on  2nd of July, 2012 from a seller in your region who has proven to be a delinquent seller. Half Payment in the amount of $1,000,000.00 USD was also made on the 2nd of July, 2012 and installment of the total cost of purchase was agreed upon to be made immediately after the delivery of our purchases.As i write to you now,we have neither heard from or read from them.E-mails sent to them hasn't yielded any feedback,this action has become disturbing and appears to us as a breach of contract. That is why we want to hire  your service to help us handle this case, We hope that your involvement might force the seller to comply with payment request as earlier agreed.

Also,efforts made for refund has proven to be abortive. This  has caused huge bottlenecks to our business.

Any other required information will be given to you as at when you need them  to enable you do your proper litigation, but underneath is the delinquent seller's Address.

(Local Company Name Placed Here)

Please run a conflict check and send me your retainer agreement for my review.

Sincerely,
Fady Mahmood (C.E.O)
Fady contractors company
16-10, Hon-Haneda 2-chome
Ota-ku, Tokyo
Tel: (03)3745-7771

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

GO Jim Lee


Thanks for the your responds, our client is Digital Technology Co., Ltd. debtor company owes my client $530,000.00, find debtor company below for conflict check.

provide us an engagement letter for my client to sign in regards to collection matter.

 Debtor
    
(Local Company Name Place Here)

I await Engagement letter to seal retaining your legal duty in this matter, looking forward hearing from you.

  
Mr. Jim Lee
Shanghai Haihua Yongtai Law Firm
7/F, Tower A, Eton Place, No. 69 Dongfang Road, Pudong, Shanghai, P.R.China  
Phone: +86-21-58773268.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Choko's Attorney




Dear Counsel

I was Referred by George P. Kickliter and He told me to send the documents to you. I am currently living in Japan and Newberg live in the USA and the divorce decree is in the USA.

We agreed under this Collaborative Law Agreement for a one time cash settlement of $914,000.00 usd to his credit,  he has paid me $104,000.00 usd but still owing $810,000.00 usd He is aware of my intention to seek legal actions .The lawyer that helped me with the matter earlier is retired now. I will be pleased to provide further information on this matter on request.I expect this to be a non-litigation matter. I have already advised him I am planning on retaining your firm.

Please send me an agreement/ retainer form so that we can proceed. Also send me the payment information of your firm just in case my ex-husband wants to make the full payment he owes payment without further delays or possible litigation. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

Regards,
Julie
CHOKO  BOVEKI  LTD
Address:4 FLOOR, 2-12-23 MINAMI AZABU MINATO-KU,TOKYO JAPAN
Tel: 81-3458-01740

Monday, March 4, 2013

Nikkori's Attorney


Thank you for responding to my inquiry and best of the day to you. The time difference makes it is a little bit difficult to reach you. My name is Sapphire Nikkori and I am currently in Japan for an assignment. My ex husband Gregory Nikkori and I were divorced in Singapore but he has since relocated to the United States. He is a citizen.

 The legal description of my case involved both of us agreeing under a Property and Settlement agreement incorporated, merged into and made part of the final judgment of dissolution of marriage for a settlement of child support, spousal support, and medical support of $1,035,600.00, of which $295,500.00 has been remitted by him leaving a balance of $740.100.00 to be paid. This is the reason why I contacted your firm as there is already an agreement in place. I know for sure my ex husband has the financial means to pay for balance he owes me.

Thus, I request your legal services to enforce the court order compelling him to remit balance owed me. Attached for your perusal is a copy of the Property settlement agreement, and the Court's Decree and I will be pleased to provide further information on this case on request. I expect this to be resolved in a timely manner. If you want to take up this case, kindly send me a copy of your draft agreement and if the terms are acceptable I will sign so we can commence the process without delay.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation and professionalism.
Yours truly,

Ms. Sapphire Nikkori
2-5-15 Koraku, Bunkyo-ku
Tokyo 189-8903, Japan
Tel: +815058098190

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Thanks for your responds...


Thanks for the responds, the customer we are purchasing their office building is (A Local Business Near You). We like to know if you have conflict, we will forward you the Letter of Intent for the Purchase for your review.

Please forward us engagement letter to sign and furnish us with estimate for legal fees if you have no conflict.


Best Regard
Itsuki Hiroyuk
Kodansha Ltd., Tokyo, Japan
12-21 Otowa 2-chome Bunkyo-ku
Tokyo, Japan 112-8001
Telephone: +81 (0)3/53 95 35 71