Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Bree All You Can Bree

A classic. But updated Antonio Aguero to me Hello [Super Smart and Sexy Lawyer Person}, This is an official request for your services on behalf of my Company towards the enforcement of our intellectual property rights. My Company is currently in contract with a company known as Stk Consulting & Services Inc and as such have a valid agreement contract for the production of scanning chips and codes to be used for packaging and shipping of all sorts of general supplies and merchandise to customers in the US. These chips and codes are embedded and preloaded with our proprietary software codes in Spanish but equipped with a language translator (Spanish to English) and are shipped to Stk Consulting & Services Inc at their office 425, L Street NW #1218, Washington DC 20001, United States. As our business thrived with Stk Consulting & Services Inc and seeing the need to cater to a higher demand of our scanning chips and codes, we opted to embed them with an English version of our proprietary software codes to avoid both the delays that could arise from translation as well as inefficiencies there from. This triggered the signing of a Copyright License Agreement with Stk Consulting & Services Inc that protects our intellectual property from being duplicated since all our codes had been simplified and provided in English. Sometime in June 2020 as part of a routine facility inspection tour by our Auditors to a facility owned by Stk Consulting & Services Inc it was discovered that they had commenced production of replica scanning chips and codes without informing us or getting our authorization. They had also commenced distribution of their version of our scanning chips and codes in complete violation of our existing agreement. Upon discovery of this and a further probe it was discovered that Stk Consulting & Services Inc had produced over Two Million replicas of our scanning chips and codes and had already sold Eight Hundred Thousand (800,000) of them. A team from our office in Mexico notified Stk Consulting & Services Inc of our discovery and intimated them of our disappointment in their actions. Stk Consulting & Services Inc admitted to their wrong doings as well as it amounting to a violation of the terms of our agreement and offered Fifty percent (50%) of the proceeds from the unauthorized production, we rejected their offer and requested Eighty percent (80%). Eventually after lengthy discussions and negotiations we resolved that Stk Consulting & Services Inc would remit Sixty Eight percent (68%) of the proceeds from the unauthorized production amounting to Three Million, Six Hundred and Eighty Thousand US Dollars Only ($3,680,000.00) and the said amount would be payable by the end of March 2021. We both signed a Memorandum of Understanding to this effect. Unfortunately, it has been one excuse or the other from Stk Consulting & Services Inc since the deadline lapsed and we have not received any payment from them. At first, their excuse was the pandemic, and then bad business. On several occasions they have initiated conversations in regards remitting said funds to us in tranches but have failed to honor their word. Despite this there has still existed a business relationship between our Company and Stk Consulting & Services Inc and I wish to maintain the same but the pending issue outstanding settlement needs to be looked into. I would appreciate it if you can inform, educate and guide through a peaceful process of receiving our settlement. My expectation of your services for now will be within the scenario of a Demand letter to Stk Consulting & Services Inc on our behalf. I believe that this approach will trigger a much-needed response/action from them in regards to an amicable settlement of the matter as well as remittance of what is due to my Company. Please note that if need be and there is no other way to pursue this and you feel from your legal perspective that litigation is the only way forward, I am not opposed to this but I would rather this as a last resort. Kindly let me know what you would need to proceed. I am aware that you might charge a retainer for your services if you are interested in taking on this case, please let me know what your retainer fees would amount to as well as any other requirements/dynamics that need to be fulfilled I look forward to hearing from you. Best Regards Antonio Aguero CEO Bree Concept Sa De Cv

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Yoshi's Song

Good day [Shockingly Good Looking Lawyer], Thanks for your response, a breach has occurred with the Intellectual property agreement therefore we like to sue them for the breach, they have not paid the initial $1.2 million for the patent and the royalty payment since the agreement was signed. OTHER PARTY INFO [Local Company] Please see attached the agreement for your review and advise on your hourly fee and initial retainer fee also I await your retainer agreement as soon as possible. Thanks for your time, Once again we are looking forward to working with you. Warm Regards, Indra Gilang YEB PT.Yoshi Electrical Bintan Jl Plumpang Semper 24 B, Dki Jakarta City:Dki Jakarta,Indonesia Phone: +62-274-55-1214 Cell:+12602046355 Email:indra.gilang@ptyoshielebintan.com FOLLOW UP "Good morning [Devilishly Handsom Lawyer], I am delighted to inform you that we received a notification from the adverse party that they have issued a part payment of $380,000.00 to your firm to avoid litigation after we brought to their notice our aim of seeking legal action. But as a matter of precaution, we remain unwavering in this potential legal matter. They promised to pay the balance soon. Once you have received the payment, deposit it in your trust account and deduct your fee to enable us proceed without any further delays. Provide us with your engagement letter for our review and signature as soon as possible. Thanks for your time, Once again we are looking forward to working with you. . Please reply soon! Warm Regards, Indra Gilang"

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Stay Golden Steve

Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and [Local Company] Which is located in your state. We are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my DP3 Well Intervention Equipment for a 12 months duration. We will require your services for the following: Draft the lease agreement Review the required documents for the lease We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises. The total value of the transaction will be around $3,400,000 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off first week of January 2022, due to the COVID19 outbreak we are uncertain about the closing date. I will provide you with our previous lease agreements which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible. Send me a retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My week is looking tied, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions. Lessee Conflict: (Local Company Here) Regards, Steven Golden Vice President FMG Exploration 201 Energy Pky, Suite 156, Lafayette, LA 70508 (337)-545-2446 Office

Thursday, November 18, 2021

Run Adolf Run

Dennis Adolf Attachments to me Hello [Stunningly Good Looking Lawyer Name Here], Thank you so much for not ignoring our previous message. Here is a brief info about the transaction. We have been negotiating the sale of a seven (4) "Spinner VC1650 5-axis CNC machining center" with a buyer in your state and have made some progress in price agreement. At this point we need an attorney that would draft a purchase and sales agreement for this transaction. Find our buyers information below for your conflict check. [Naive Local Business Close to Lawyer's Address] I also attached details of the equipment for your review and I would like to know your rate and your retainer fee. Please send to me your engagement letter if our buyer clears your conflict check. Regards, Dennis Adolf Sales Director SPINNER GROUP Email: d.adolf@spinner.us.com Mobile: +4915210378504 Address: Elly-Beinhorn-Str. 4, 71706 Markgröningen Website: www.spinner.eu.com The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender. If you received this message by mistake, please re

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Please Lease Me, Like I Lease You

[Shokingly Handsome Lawyer's Name Here] Thank you for getting back to me regarding my potential legal representation request. I want you to draft a commercial lease agreement between my company and [Friendly local company name here] Which is located in your state. We are negotiating the terms for a lease agreement for their upcoming contract. They are looking at the possibility of leasing my Subsea Well Intervention Equipment for a 12 months duration. We will require your services for the following: Draft the lease agreement Review the required documents for the lease We will handle negotiations. We may need your advice on the legal part if the need arises. The total value of the transaction will be around $3,400,000 which will be handled by my company. We were hoping to kick this off first week of December, due to the COVID19 outbreak we are uncertain about the closing date. I will provide you with our previous lease agreements which we have used in the past to make things move as fast as possible. Send me a retainer agreement based on your hourly rate, I believe you will not exceed 20 hours on the whole project. My week is looking tied, we can schedule to discuss after I have reviewed your retainer agreement, and once we are set to have you start drafting the lease agreement. I look forward to hearing from you and working with you on this project. Let me know if you have any questions. Lessee Conflict: [Friendly local company name here] Regards, Michael Ashman Vice President Bluestream Exploration 825 1900 NW Expressway, Oklahoma City, Ok 73118 Tel: 405-374-5313

Thursday, September 2, 2021

Top Jimmy (HyGen Pharmeceuticals)

Jimmy Sudharta Attachments Sep 1, 2021, 5:17 PM (17 hours ago) to me Thanks for the information regarding a clear conflict check with the adverse party, we accept your retainer fee. Attached is the settlement agreement letter that was never resolved as promised for your review, the opposing party has not made no payments till date, we have never been to court or contacted an attorney regarding this matter before you were contacted, we wanted it out of court settlement, they keep promising and always fail to resolve the dispute. the breach of contract is for the sum of $1,200,000.00 We want to retain your firm for the transaction but firstly I think we will have to start with a demand letter. Please forward us your Retainer Agreement as soon as possible, we are honored, and look forward to working with you on this matter, have a great day. Respectfully, Jimmy Sudharta PT. Menjangan Sakti Mensa Encore Building Kawasan Industri Pulogadung Jl. Pulo Ayang, Kav III R-31 Jakarta 13930 - Indonesia T. +62 21 2962 5060 F. +62 21 2962 4359 https://mensa-trading.com/

Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Aye, Kalyptio, the places you've been to, The things that you've shown us, the stories you tell

The classics never die. Just rebooted with new names. Thanks for your response and as requested, I'm providing a detailed explanation of what happened. My company “KALYPTIO INNOVACIÓN TECNOLÓGICA” has a license agreement with “Coupa Software Inc”, to translate, develop and distribute our Bar Code Reading software system (LCPPRO-LE64) in the United States. The Bar Code Reading devices are embedded or preloaded with our proprietary software coded in Spanish language but equipped with a Spanish to English language translator from our factory plants here in Mexico before being shipped to Coupa Software Inc.(Local Address Here) However, as a result of increased market demand for our wholesale packaging supplies and wholesale shipping supplies in the US and to make our products compete more favorably with other products, there was the need to have the embedded software written in English language. It was considered that these will remove several inefficiencies as a result of translation from Spanish to English language. As a result of the foregoing, we entered into a copyright license agreement with "Coupa Software Inc". 401 2nd Ave, Suite #101 Seattle, WA 98104 United States., for the translation of our software programs from Spanish to English language for our wholesale packaging supplies and wholesale shipping supplies. As a result of the foregoing, we entered into a copyright license agreement with “Coupa Software Inc” in January 2018. However, in July 2019 during a scheduled inspection tour by our auditor from Mexico to our client’s manufacturing facility in the US it was uncovered that “Coupa Software Inc”, was equally manufacturing the Chinese versions of our product without license. In addition, our client was equally distributing the unauthorized Chinese language versions of our products within and to outside the US which was a complete violation of our agreed terms. Following the initial discovery by our audit consultant, another detailed investigation was carried out by an independent auditor and it was uncovered and confirmed by the independent auditors that 250,000 copies of the Chinese language version of the software programs have been produced and 200,000 shipped and sold already in the US and South America. Clearly our license agreement has been breached, after which we had a lengthy negotiation back and forth through our lawyers, and consequently it was mutually resolved and agreed that sixty-five percent (65%) earned profits on the unauthorized production which is of Three Million Eight Hundred and Eighty-Five Thousand Dollars Only ($3,885,000.00) should be payable to us and payment deadline of 30th of December, 2019 was agreed. However with this current economic climate, we can't afford to have $3,885,000.00 pending indefinitely with this customer. Previously, the settlement agreement deadline date was extended from December 2019 to 28th of March, 2020 as requested by “Coupa Software Inc” and it is quite unfortunate the extended deadline was not honored. Despite the foregoing, I would like to draw your attention to the relationship with Coupa Software Inc, which has been cordial and we have had a successful business relationship over the past few years, and it is our position to maintain the relationship after settling the issues on hand. Right now, I will like to take appropriate steps and measures to enforce our copyright license agreement and/ or claim infringements and damages as appropriate. Our expectation of your services for now will be within the scenario of a Demand letter to them (Coupa Software Inc USA). This approach will trigger the much needed response from them towards amicable settlement of the matter and we are ready to go to litigation if they do not pay up. Let me know when you would be able to take a call so we can discuss your retainer fees. I've attached the License and The Settlement Agreement between us and Coupa Software Inc USA as well. I look forward to your prompt response. Roberto Sandoval CEO, KALYPTIO INNOVACIÓN TECNOLÓGIC www.kalyptionline.com