You say Aluminium lawyer, I say Aluminum

New "entities in my jurisdiction" are having shipment and product standards issues. Thank goodness Gerik thought of me to help since this is clearly in my practice area. And, lucky for him, I have no conflicts.

Dear Attorney:

We like to know if you have conflict that will prevent you from representing Gal Aluminium Company,Poland, against an entity in your jurisdiction.

This matter regards shipment and product's standard. We have explored all avenues to resolve this issue amicably,unfortunately we have not progressed as expected.

If you require the name of the opposing party to conduct your internal conflict check, please respond to our inquiry.

I look forward to recieving your mail.

Yours respectfully,

Gerik Bialy
gerikbialy@galaluminiumco.com
Gal Aluminium Company
Domaniewska 56, Warsaw 22 455 16 00
Poland
Tel:48-223983484
Tel:48-223987341
Fax:48-224853263

Cheng casts another line

Something tells me we have seen a variation on this one already. But it has been so quiet lately that I just had to post something. I guess I can attribute a majority of my solicitations from Martindale directory. Thanks to all those carrying the torch by posting your own emails.

From: Ms. Lynda Cheng
Subject: For Your Kind Attention: Counsel,
Date: February 2, 2011 3:12:59 PM PST
Cc: recipient list not shown: ;
Reply-To: lyndacheng01@yahoo.co.jp


For Your Kind Attention: Counsel,

My name is LYNDA W.CHENG. I am soliciting for your legal consultation against
the divorce settlement with my ex-husband (RANDY LEE CHENG) who resides in
your jurisdiction. I will be providing further information upon your request.

Can your law firm help me out? Let me know if you require consultation fee before
you advice or look at the evidence.

Your Truly,
Ms LYNDA W.CHENG

Holding Lawyers

From: Mr. Donald Lee
Subject: RE: REQUEST FOR YOUR RETAINERSHIP AND PARTNERSHIP AS COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE.
Date: January 16, 2011 4:58:42 AM PST
Reply-To: donaldlee_ceo@yahoo.com


Dear sir,

My name is Mr Thomas Donald Lee the C.e.o of DONLEE HOLDINGS, HONG KONG and i require your legal
representation for our North American Customers to help me receieve payment with your TRUST ACCOUNT and i will agree to offer you 5% for your service for whatever amount that is receieve by you and the amount of payment we are expecting from our customers depends on the volume of facilities which we have sold which ranges from US$250,000-US$5Million and above .We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and North America. We understand that a proper Attorney Client retainer will
provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.

Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response/request.


Sincerely,
Mr.Donald Lee,(c.e.o)
donaldlee_ceo@yahoo.com
Hong Kong
Tel:+852 8199 0710

All is quiet

Things have been slowing down in the phisherman arena. I am sure this is, in part, because I am not listed on some of the sites that I formally did. So, for fun, I am throwing this beauty up. Honestly, if you even considered this one for a second, you should not have made it through law school.

From: Webmail Administrator.
Subject: Verify Your E-mail Account
Date: January 15, 2011 10:30:44 AM PST
Reply-To: webmatser@cyber-wizard.com

Dear Webmail User,

We've been making some vital maintenance on our Webmail system.
During this period you might have login problems in accessing your E-mail account, due to the congestion of Users that's why going through this process on webmail maintenance.
We will deactivate all unused E-Mail Account, to prevent your E-mail Account from deactivation immediately confirm your E-mail account and with the registry information's as follows;

Email Address:
Email Password:
Date of birth:
Alternative Email Link To Your Email account & Password:

Once We receive the registry information's from you during this process of webmail maintenance
your account will remain active and spam mail will be reduced.

Failure to do this might result to a permanent deactivation of your email account from our database within 24 hours due to the webmail maintenance .
Your account Will remain active after you must have successfully reply our message and include the registry information's.

Thanks for your understanding.

Webmail Administrator..(c) 2011

From: Rika Takahashi
Subject: ENQUIRY
Date: January 9, 2011 1:45:15 PM PST
Reply-To: rika-taka7730@hotmail.com


Dear Counsel,

My name is Rika Takahashi. I am contacting your firm in regards to a
divorce settlement with my ex husband Landscott Takahashi who resides in
your jurisdiction.

I am currently on assignment in S.Korea. We had an out of Court
agreement (Collaborative Law Agreement) for him to pay $648,450.00
plus legal fees. He has only paid me $148,000 since.

I am hereby seeking your firm`s assistance in collecting the balance from him.
He has agreed already to pay me the balance but it is my belief that a
Law firm like yours is needed to help me collect/enforce payment from
my ex-husband or litigate this matter if he fails to pay as promised.

Your's truly,
Rika Takahashi

Alice's Short Version

A short one from Alice.


From: Alice Goldbery
Subject: RE: Legal Consultation (Divorce Settlement)
Date: January 9, 2011 10:48:34 AM PST
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To: alicegoldbery@aol.com



--
Attention:counsel,

My name is Alice Goldbery. I am soliciting for your legal consultation
against the divorce settlement with my ex-husband (Allen .G.Goldbery) who
resides in your jurisdiction. I am currently on assignment
in United Kingdom.

Can your law firm help me out?

Your Truely,
Alice Goldbery

Phishers Move to Avvo for email Mining

I was getting a bit worried. Things were starting to slow down here. I had discontinued my listing with lawyers dot com and martindale dot com. That was where a bulk of my phishy emails were coming from. Lucky me! The phishermen (phisherpersons?) have moved past this old-school advertising model and onto the new kid on the block. And, of course, Avvo is a much better resource, given they have every lawyer listed, rather than only those that can afford the service.

I am still disappointed to see that the phishers have not taken the time to use some of Avvo tools to narrow searches and seek lawyers that are specific to the particular spam they wish to cast out for. For what they lack in talent, they make up for in tenacity. Here is the latest:


Attention; Counselor

We, the management of Youren Ceramic Co.Ltd,China require your legal representation for our American Customers. We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and America. We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible. Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response / request. Kindly reach me via mail on:yourenltd101@hotmail.com

Sincerely,

,
Youren Ceramic Co.Ltd
3rd floor, B block, YingKe
YiJia Mall of Ceramics & Sanitary wares JiHua No.4 Road.
Foshan,Guangdong china