Hammer Time

From: Mike Hammer
Subject: That is 10% of funds received out of court and 30% of funds received after trial
Date: December 13, 2010 9:53:40 PM PST
To: info@seattlelgbt.org

I am an interpreter with a Chinese Manufacturing Company and I am from Channel
Island in British Island Territory. The Company supplies goods to some companies
in your country.Unfortunately these companies are debtors and have failed to
pay. The Company management have mandated me to solicit for an Attorney that
will represent it in contingency basis. That is 10% of funds received out of
court and 30% of funds received after trial.
Regards
MIKE HAMMER

A little back-and-forth with a Phisherman

From: My email address
Subject: Re: Why havent you contacted me ?
Date: November 9, 2010 10:13:48 AM PST
To: Robert Watts



On Nov 8, 2010, at 4:59 AM, Watts, Robert wrote:

Why havent you responded to my previous email? This is my last notice to you,so when you get this...i expect you to call me immediately or send an email directly to my private email address .



Edward Fitzgerald QC (Esq)
1 Crown Office Row, Temple, London EC4Y 7HH
Tel: +44-79-88-80-212.
Private Email : edwardfitzgerald.3@gmail.com

My Response

Gee whiz, Edward, you sure sound wound up. Weather on the islands getting you down? Did you not get the fruit cake basket that I sent last Christmas? I didn't even get a card from you! Now, I expect you to email me immediately at my private address you indignant, bloody barmy, codger.

Doesn't it seem distasteful to use the phrase "trust factor" and the word trust in the first sentence? I mean, you know I am not Robert Oerez. You have been sending me (and countless others) these emails for years. Do you want to use a company for your websites that spams lawyers? Continuously? Eesh.


From: Daniel Todd
Subject: Trust Factor
Date: November 6, 2010 5:08:38 AM PDT
To: My email

Robert Oerez,

We want to build and market your website and willing to earn your trust first. Can we discuss your project? My number is (801) 770-7089 or I can call you at your convenience. We have been building law websites and getting them ranked on search engines for attorneys just like you for over 11 years. Our team would love the chance to earn your business.

Daniel Todd
President
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(801) 770-7089

Cable Lawyer

From: Dumei Cable Co. Ltd
Subject: Re: Legal services
Date: October 27, 2010 8:31:02 PM PDT
To: dumeii@w.cn
Reply-To: dumeii@w.cn

I hope all is well with you and your firm or are you people too busy to respond to
our inquiry?. I am sending this mail as a reminder to my last mail about legal
representation in your state which we yet to get response from anyone from your
firm.
Please we would appreciate if anyone can get back to me on this issue as soon
as possible to enable us know if your firm is ready to work with our company
for this collection matters in your state as time is of great importance to us in
pursuing this legal matters.

Yours truly,
Xing Ping
Chairman & CEO
Zhejiang Dumei Cable Co.,Ltd
Linglong Industrial Convergency
District, Linan, Zhejiang ,China
Post Code: 311301
Tel: (86) 0571-63762788
Fax: (86) 0571-63763778
www.dumei.cn/gsjj.asp

Hamilton's Counsel

I love these. My favorite part of this email is the part where is has state in parenthesis. I mean, I know where they get my email. It have my jurisdiction right there on the page. They simply have to plug in the state. The directions could not be more clear. I mean, they took the time to plug a name in the parenthesis. One more step. This is just laziness and I am really disappointed. Again, let's step it up phishermen. A little bit of effort goes a long ways when you are scamming lawyers.

From: Sinji Okadashi
Subject: LEGAL ASSISTANCE
Date: October 13, 2010 1:37:38 PM PDT
To: my email address

Dear Legal Counsel,

I provided a business loan of $578,000 to an individual ( Joe Hamilton )who is a Businessman and owns a company in your jurisdiction(state). The loan was for a fixed term of 24 months and interest rate of 7.75%. The capital and interest was supposed to be paid after maturity which was on April 19th 2010 but up till now, We have only received a portion of the loan ($168,816.90)as a substantial portion is still in default status,Let me know if you can help me in this regards.

Best Regards

Sinji Okadashi

Kimi's Lawyer

Dear Counsel,
My name is Mrs kimi toshio,I am hereby seeking your legal assistance
in collecting my money owned me from a friend that resides in the united states of America
,but because i live in Japan and am a very busy woman it's very difficult for me to pursue him,i urgently need you help and advice on this matter, Please get back to me if this is a case you can undertake. Let me know if you require consultation fee before you advice or look at the evidence, I am hereby seeking your firm to assist in collecting my money,it is my belief that a Law firm like yours can help me collect payment from him,as he had fails to pay as promised.

Regards,
KIMI TOSHIO
4-12-20, Minami-Azabu,
Minato-ku, Tokyo,Japan

Drilling Lawyer

From: richard poje
Subject: Asistance needed...
Date: September 27, 2010 7:06:28 AM PDT

UNIVERSAL EXPORT AND IMPORT - ESG Machineries Limited
2-11 Matsuba-cho, Kadoma City,Osaka, 571-8503, Japan
TEL: +81-3-4520-9305


Dear Your Name Here,

We the management of UEI ESG Machines LTD require your legal Services/representation for our Customers in your country. After a careful review of your profile as well as your qualification and experience, we are of the opinion that you are capable and qualified to provide the legal services as requested.



We are a Japanese based Drilling Company, with branches in Hong Kong, Singapore and other parts of Asia . Our principal activities including; drilling, mining, machines trading, the manufacture and sale of drilling and mining machineries. We export and import drilling and mining machineries.



We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries to exert pressure on our delinquent customers in your country so we are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from your country will reduce delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and your country. Hence, we request for your services accordingly in this regards. We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.



Please accept my sincere appreciation for your consideration. Our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response to our request.



Sincerely yours,





richard poje

UEI ESG Machineries Ltd.

Email: richardpojeueIiesg@alumnidirector.com