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Mark Bennett is a Houston criminal defense lawyer and top notch blogger, if you follow criminal defense (I do). For this weekends offering we turn to Mr. Bennett's blog and widen the scope for lawyer scams with this boiler room hustle. So if you need a lying ass hat to lie to your clients, get in touch with Web Guardian today!

So Many Delinquent Accounts, So Little Time

chanli53@yahoo.com.hk

Dear Attorney:
The management of Motor Electric Manufacturing Company Ltd.requires your legal representation for our North American delinquent Customers. We are of the opinion that a reputable attorney is required to represent us in North America in order for us to recover monies due to our organization by overseas customers, and as well follow up with these accounts. In order to achieve these objectives a good and reputable law firm like yours will be required to handle this service.
We understand that a proper Attorney Client agreement must be entered into by both parties.
This will be done immediately we receive your letter of acceptance.
Attorney,
Your questions regarding this Proposal is welcome. Once more thank you for taking time from your busy Schedule to read this mail.

Liu Chan
President
Motor Electric Manufacturing Company Ltd.
Phone/Fax:852 2480 5592
chanli53@yahoo..com.hk

Spam I Am

This one should have probably just gone straight to delete. It is not directed at a lawyer. I mean, nobody really buys into these ones anymore. Do they? Come on! Western Union, South Africa and a promise of easy money?


Good day,

I represent NEXON IMPORT AND EXPORT COMPANY PLC based in the South Africa. My company markets and exports polymeric Polyol and other products for world trade. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe, Canada, America, Asia, Cayman Island and Australia/New Zealand as well as making payments through you as our payment officer. It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand as our representative in your country. Please note, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance will be paid to us via western union, money gram or into an account we will avail to you.

Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, please forward to us the following Requirements for your application:

(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL POSTAL ADDRESS
(3) TELEPHONE NUMBER
(4) CELL NUMBER
(5) GENDER
(6) OCCUPATION

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Terry Watson.
Telephone Number: +27 786 29 1279
Email Address: terrywatsonsa@webmail.co.za

No New Tale to Tell

You sir, bore me.


swtex2@gmail.com

Attention: Counsel

This is an official requisition for your legal consultation services on
behalf of San Wu Textile Company Ltd.

blah, blah blah.

Thank you.
Kun-Nung Chen
General Manager,
San Wu Textile Company Ltd.

Kwok, you accidently sent this to me four times. Strange that you put all your info in a Word document. All of it just seems...well, spammy. You don't want to be thought of as spammy? Do you? Kwok?

Attention Attorney,

Download letter attached below for detials.

Kwok Clement
Managing Director
Chun WO Development Holding Ltd.
Email: kwockclement@live.com
Tel (852)2745-8389
Fax (852)2744-6937

Chun Wo Development Holding Ltd
C2 Hong Kong Spinners Industrial Building 
601-603 Tai Nan West Street 
Cheung Sha Wan, Kowloon 
Hong Kong
Private Email: clementkwok@live.com
www.chunwo.com
Tel: (852) 2745-8389
Fax:  (852) 2744-6937 
 
Request for legal services,
 
I would highly appreciate if you could respond to this email due to the urgency of this matter, if you are not in position to represent us at the moment kindly advice immediately.
 
After a careful review, we decided to contact you to represent our company in North America. Chun Wo holdings Ltd with its head office in Hong Kong, We got your contact detail from our online search for attorney. The management of Chun Wo holdings ltd, requires your legal representation for our North American delinquent Customers.
 
We are of the opinion that a reputable attorney is required to represent us in North America in order for us to recover monies due to our organization by overseas customers, and as well follow up with these accounts. In order to achieve these objectives a good and reputable law firm like yours will be required to handle this service. We understand that both parties must enter into a proper Attorney Client agreement.
 
This will be done immediately we receive your letter of acceptance. Attorney, you can advise us what is required to draw a proper letter of engagement that will be review by our board. We are most inclined to commence talks with you as soon as possible. We shall bring you into a detailed picture of what your responsibility is, when we receive your response.
 
Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated, and we look forward to your prompt response to this request. Your questions regarding this Proposal are welcome.
 
Once more, thanks for taking time from your busy Schedule to read this email. 
 
Yours sincerely, 
 
Kwok Clement
Managing Director
Chun Wo Development Holding Ltd.
Private Email: clementkwok@live.com

Slow Weekend

Only law-spam was this barebones email. No effort. Come on guys!


Attention Counsellor:Part-time Job Offer at 8%,if interested contact us by
sending your: Full Name:, Address:, Occupation:,Job Experience:,
Phone Number:, Contact:

Name : Mr. Joe van Hae
Email:hae.rohm@gmail.com
Manager.

Dear Chang,
You wouldn't happen to be the same Chang Ming Cheng of little league baseball fame? I am gonna call you tonight! You are a star! What are you doing slumming around with these spammers? And when did you move to London?


Attention: Counsel,


We the management of Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd, require your legal representation for our North American Customers. Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd,

blah blah blah (same old stuff here)


Sincerely,


Chang Ming Cheng,
Managing Director.



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JINAN HAOHUO INDUSTRY, CO. LTD
15 OLD SQUARE
LINCOLN'S INN
LONDON WC2A 3UE
LONDON, ENGLAND
Tel:+44 702 409 4578