Friday, June 26, 2009

Insulation Lawyer

Dear Sir/Madam,

Aluminium Service Centre Sdn Bhd (ASC) was incorporated in Malaysia on
1985. ASC is a Subsidiary of SKB Aluminium Industries Sdn. Bhd. and a
member of SKB Group. The principal activities of ASC concentrates on the
trading and promotion of all types of architectural aluminium extrusions,
fittings, accessories, sealants and insulation materials for doors and
windows, screws and machinery for the fabrication of aluminium works.

Due to some accounts in usa,canada and North America not fulfilling their
contractual obligations, We are currently looking to appoint a legal
representative in the above mentioned countries to ensure that our
delinquent or past due accounts are settled and represent our company in
the collection or possible law suit.

We are incapacitated by distance logistics to directly commence
litigations directly in such cases but our company cannot continue to
absorb the continued losses from unpaid accounts. Below are the services
we hope your organisation can help us with.

1.Provide consultation and legal advice on delinquent payments.

2. Receive the said funds of past due accounts and keep in a trust account
on our behalf until requested by our company.

3.80% of payments from North America are used for the purchase of raw
material, you will be instructed on how and when to disburse to our
suppliers and supply us with monthly details of how much was collected and
subsequently disbursed.

For this service, we will be offering you or your firm 20% contigency fee
for any payment received from our clients on the past due accounts, if
there is no litigation. Incase there is need for litigation, all expence
will be paid by us. But please if you disagree with our mode of payment
regarding your services, then let us know, then we can discuss it further.

Should your organization be able to provide these services to us, Please
contact us at mtucknam@yahoo.com.hk for more information.

Regards,
Mr. Lye Tuck Nam(MD)
Aluminium Service Centre Sdn Bhd(ASC)
115, Perak Lane, 11600 Penang, Malaysia.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Lmited Attorney

Attention: Counselor

We, the management of Lcheng Group of Company Lmited require your legal representation for our North American Customers. We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and North America. We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible. Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response / request.

Sincerely,
Donald Lee.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

LawFirmSites.com Website Spammers

This would normally not make it on here. Not quite scammy but very spammy. The writer has emailed me once a month for six months with this same exact text. Seriously. Is it that hard to get my name right. Six times in a row?!? More from these goofballs here.

Dear Robert Oerez,

I am the owner of Law Firm Sites and would like to inquire if you are you still interested in having your website designed?

If you are, I would be willing to offer you a substantial discount to earn your business.

Interested?

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Stainless Cloths Hanger Lawyer

Wei Chieh Yen, great to hear from you again. Hope everything is going well in Taiwan. I presume some things haven't changed. You sent me this exact same email in February. Things are tough right now and running fraudulent email scams is not providing the same ROI it did in the old days. Still, I might suggest trying to use some fresh content. It will make it better for both of us. Anyway, I hope things bounce back for you. Your friend, Aaron.

Attn: counsel,

This is an official requisition for your legal consultation services on
behalf of CHUNG FU TEXTILE MACHINERY LTD.We are based in Taiwan, One of
the Leading Manufacturer and Exporters and also Dealing In Used Machinery,
cloth cutting & fabric inspection machine, Tensionless Inspection &
Winding Machine, cloth rolling, folding, cutting & inspection machine. The
new style stainless cloths hanger, Tradition cloths hanger, 27 COOL FAN,
Cloth Rolling & Fabric Inspection Machine.

We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries to
exert pressure on our delinquent customers in USA and we request for your
services accordingly. We got your contact information from the state of
USA lawyers Directory as a result of our search for a reliable firm or
individual to provide legal services as requested. After a careful review
of your profile as well as your qualification and experience, we are of
the opinion that you are capable and qualified to provide the legal
services as requested.

Please accept my sincere appreciation on behalf of CHUNG FU TEXTILE
MACHINERY LTD.in advance for your
willingness to render your services as we look forward to your prompt
response
to our request.

Thank you.
Wei Chieh Yen
Taipei County, Taiwan
Man. You little lawyer-spammer-scammers are busy today.
I would love to work with you Mr. Pine, however, as you can see, I have dozens of other Nigerian and Hong Kong companies that need my attention (see below). Good luck.


ROHM CO., LTD.
Address Head Office / 21 Saiin Mizosaki-cho,
Ukyo-ku, Kyoto 615-8585,
Japan

Attention Counsellor,

ROHM CO., LTD. is a manufacturing company with its head office in Japan , and branches all over the Asian continent. The management of ROHM CO., LTD. requires your legal representation for our American delinquent customers.

We are looking for a reputable attorney to represent us in America in order for us to recover monies due to our organization by overseas customers, and as well follow up with these accounts. In order to achieve these objectives a good and reputable law firm will be required to handle this service.

We understand that a proper Attorney client agreement must be entered into by both parties. Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated, and we look forward to your prompt response.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Donald Pine.
President & CEO

Industry Lawyer

Nothing new to see here. Just the names have been changed. I do enjoy the cryptic business they are in: chemical. I am "inclined to commence talks as soon as possible."


Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd
153 Wardour Street. London.
W1F 8WN.
(+) (+) 44 775 9453 876
Email: changming23_ind@live.com



Attention: Counsel,



We the management of Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd, require your legal representation for our North American Customers. Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd, a manufacturer and supplier of chemical, we are been owed payment on a shipment that we made to a customer in America in June 2008 and now seeking advice and possible representation in litigation against the non-paying company.


We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between the UK and North America. We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.



Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response.



Sincerely,



Chang Ming Cheng,

Managing Director.

changming23_ind@live.com

Fresh and New

I like this one. Good grammar. Solid message with proposed evidence to support claim. Refreshing new place (The Netherlands). Proper use of the word Dutch. A really polished scam email.

Dear ladies, sirs,

Over the last few months I have been involved in a financial transaction, including shares and warrants, which has turned out to be a scam. I have lost some €80.000,= ( US$ 115.000,=) and would like to recover (some of) this.

HOWEVER, I cannot afford more expenditure and would be looking for a form of no-cure, no-pay approach.

I have some 50 e-mails of correspondence as well as the proof of the financial transactions (with reputable banks).

The "company" involved was (alleged) located in Seattle.

I live in the Netherlands and feel that a more local firm would be more effective that a Dutch firm.

If you cannot offer me a service, I would appreciate if you could refer me to a firm that would be more likely to do so.



Best regards,
Roelant van Eijk
The Netherlands