Saturday, June 8, 2013

Luigi's Lawyer

DE IACO LUIGI ELETTRONICA
Re: Legal Representative

Below is the debtor information who has not settle their debt, the size of the debt is $650,000.00USD. We have explored all avenues to resolve this issue amicably, unfortunately we have not progressed as expected, we shall forward you the documentation if you have no conflict.

Debtor Information

(Local Business Placed Here)      

Please forward us engagement letter if you have no conflict and advise us on your retainer fees. Looking forward hearing from you.


Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Pablo Franco
De Iaco Luigi Elettronica
Via Mazzini Giuseppe 45- 73024 - Maglie (LE)
Tel: 0836 423038
Fax: 0836 426150
P.IVA 01122820754


Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Seina's Lawyer

Ms Seina Bloomberg
RE: Contempt Case.....‏

I appreciate your response to my inquiry The reason I have contacted your law office is that there is already an agreement in place and I am bent on getting what is due for me and my children, I tried calling but its little bit difficult to reach your law office, I will try as much as possible to let you into what transpired between I and my ex-spouse before he relocated to United States. We were divorced in Japan and my ex husband Mr. Lyold Bloomberg now lives in __________ he is a citizen in your country

We both agreed under a separation agreement incorporated, merged into and made part of the court decree for a settlement of child support, spousal support, and medical support of $480,870.00, he has paid me $178,000.00 but still owing $302,870.00 and the stipulated time for completion of payment has long elapsed and i know he has the financial means to pay the balance owed to me.

I request your legal services with regards to compelling him to remit balance owed me. Attached is a copy of the Separation Agreement and the Final Judgment. I will be pleased to provide further information on this case on request and I expect this to be resolved in a timely manner. Furthermore, I seek to retain your firm for this purpose.

Please send me a copy of your retainer agreement and if the terms are acceptable I will sign so we can commence the process without delay,

Thanks you for your cooperation .

Ms Seina.


Address: 936-Nishi-Azabu, Minato, Tokyo, Japan 

Friday, May 3, 2013

Bassel or Basil?


Bassel Yaman

Hello,

I am Bassel Yaman, an Accountant at Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd. The management of Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd. requires your legal counsel in helping us seek redress from our debtors in your region who owe us money and breached our purchase agreement. We have an agreement with them that states if any purchase fails to meet safety standards, we should notify them within 28 days of delivery of the goods for a full refund or exchange. The agreement also states that the refund or exchange will be processed within 14 days of receipt of the returned goods.

We received these goods at our warehouse on the 20th Oct 2012. The seller was notified on the 26th of Oct, 2012 that the goods failed to meet safety test. The goods were immediately returned back and delivery was confirmed by the seller on the 28th of Nov.2012.The refund was due on or before the 14th of Dec 2012, but till date we have not received any money for the returned goods. I have contacted them numerous times and my last conversation from them, they offered to exchange the goods. An exchange is not acceptable as we no longer stock this company product for safety reasons. We need your legal collector in resolving this dispute. Please advise me of the best approach to deal with this matter, If filling for a law suit will be appropriate.


If you require any more details, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Regards,


Looking forward to reading from you.

Bassel Yaman

Accounts Director,

Beam Electronics Industrial Co.,Ltd.

3967-36 Wada, Matsumoto City, Nagano Prefecture 390-1242

Tokyo Zip 110-0008


Thursday, May 2, 2013

Comment of the Year

Posted yesterday is the best comment/response I have seen to date:


I almost deleted it and erased from my memory, but after reading this post, I decided to have a little fun. My reply, not that the recipient cares:
Attached is my retainer agreement. The fee split is 90% to me, after deducting expenses, costs, etc., with the remainder to you. I can’t wait to work with you Ms. Crystal.
Attached a retainer agreement as follows:
RETAINER AGREEMENT
This agreement is made by and between the undersigned parties. One party is an attorney, who will provide no real legal services because he is not actually being retained to so do. The other is Ms. Crystal Hokkien, a.k.a. Hirashin T. Maki, a.k.a. Sharon Trump, a.k.a. Hillary Tiachi, a.k.a. scammer.
Pursuant to this agreement, the proposed terms are as follows:
1) Scammer shall send a forged check to the attorney.
2) The attorney shall then cash it, retain his “fee” for performing no actual services, then wire the remaining funds overseas.
3) At some later date, the bank will realize the check is a forgery and claim the entire amount of the forged check against the attorney.
The real terms are as follows:
1) Scammer shall send a forged check to the attorney.
2) Attorney will forward the forged check, along with any emails from scammer, to the FBI.
3) FBI will discard the check and emails in the trash. 
Witnessed this day the 1st day of April, 2013.

Awesome.

Thursday, April 25, 2013


Fady Mahmood
RE: Legal Help On Breach of contract


Good Day,

   I am indeed grateful for your reply. This mail contains more information regarding my case.

         I am Fady Mahmood,C.E.O Fady contractors company.

I am seeking legal help  from your firm for a breach of contract. Fady contractors is a body that helps both public and private organizations/companies buy equipments like; medical equipments, electrical equipments, construction equipments etc.

        Last year, we got a contract from a Japanese company wanting us to help them get medical equipments worth $2,000,000 USD and we required that they paid in full. with this, we made an order for the medical Equipments.,  worth $2,000,000.00 USD on  2nd of July, 2012 from a seller in your region who has proven to be a delinquent seller. Half Payment in the amount of $1,000,000.00 USD was also made on the 2nd of July, 2012 and installment of the total cost of purchase was agreed upon to be made immediately after the delivery of our purchases.As i write to you now,we have neither heard from or read from them.E-mails sent to them hasn't yielded any feedback,this action has become disturbing and appears to us as a breach of contract. That is why we want to hire  your service to help us handle this case, We hope that your involvement might force the seller to comply with payment request as earlier agreed.

Also,efforts made for refund has proven to be abortive. This  has caused huge bottlenecks to our business.

Any other required information will be given to you as at when you need them  to enable you do your proper litigation, but underneath is the delinquent seller's Address.

(Local Company Name Placed Here)

Please run a conflict check and send me your retainer agreement for my review.

Sincerely,
Fady Mahmood (C.E.O)
Fady contractors company
16-10, Hon-Haneda 2-chome
Ota-ku, Tokyo
Tel: (03)3745-7771

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

GO Jim Lee


Thanks for the your responds, our client is Digital Technology Co., Ltd. debtor company owes my client $530,000.00, find debtor company below for conflict check.

provide us an engagement letter for my client to sign in regards to collection matter.

 Debtor
    
(Local Company Name Place Here)

I await Engagement letter to seal retaining your legal duty in this matter, looking forward hearing from you.

  
Mr. Jim Lee
Shanghai Haihua Yongtai Law Firm
7/F, Tower A, Eton Place, No. 69 Dongfang Road, Pudong, Shanghai, P.R.China  
Phone: +86-21-58773268.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Choko's Attorney




Dear Counsel

I was Referred by George P. Kickliter and He told me to send the documents to you. I am currently living in Japan and Newberg live in the USA and the divorce decree is in the USA.

We agreed under this Collaborative Law Agreement for a one time cash settlement of $914,000.00 usd to his credit,  he has paid me $104,000.00 usd but still owing $810,000.00 usd He is aware of my intention to seek legal actions .The lawyer that helped me with the matter earlier is retired now. I will be pleased to provide further information on this matter on request.I expect this to be a non-litigation matter. I have already advised him I am planning on retaining your firm.

Please send me an agreement/ retainer form so that we can proceed. Also send me the payment information of your firm just in case my ex-husband wants to make the full payment he owes payment without further delays or possible litigation. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

Regards,
Julie
CHOKO  BOVEKI  LTD
Address:4 FLOOR, 2-12-23 MINAMI AZABU MINATO-KU,TOKYO JAPAN
Tel: 81-3458-01740