Thursday, July 9, 2009

State of USA Lawyer

I did not even know I was listed in the "state of USA lawyers Directory." I look forward to other promising referrals from this reputable directory. Thanks for thinking of me as someone you could cheat and defraud for thousands of dollars, but I represent so many embryo cloth companies that my plate is full. Good luck in your efforts.


This is an official requisition for your legal consultation services on behalf of Tenluxe Co.Ltd.

We are based in Taiwan and our principal activity is manufacturing cotton yarn,mixed spinning yarn, chemical fiber yarn, embryo cloth, RTW clothes and knitwear.Other activities include constructing, leasing and selling residential and commercial buildings and provision of investment services We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries to exert pressure on our delinquent customers in USA and we request for your services accordingly.

We got your contact information from the state of USA lawyers Directory as a result of our search for a reliable firm or individual to provide legal services as requested. After a careful review of your profile as well as your qualification and experience, we are of the opinion that your are capable and qualified to provide the legal services as requested.

Please accept my sincerest appreciation on behalf of Tenluxe Co., Ltd.,in advance for your willingness to render your services as we look forward to your prompt response to our request.Thank you.


Managing Director
Company Name:Tenluxe Co., Ltd.
Taipei County,22041,Taiwan.

Ken's Lawyer

NETZDAQ SDN BHD
ADDRESS: NO. 19G, GROUND FLOOR TAMAN SUBANG
PERDANA, SHAH ALAM SELANGOR, 40150,
MALAYSIA.
TELEPHONE: 60143343371
FAX:60-3-2178-4383

Attention Counsel,
Netzdaq Sdn Bhd is a manufacturing company with its head office in Selangor, Malaysia, with branches all over Asian continent. The management of Netzdaq Sdn Bhd. requires your legal representation for our American delinquent customers.

We are looking for a reputable attorney to represent us in America in order for us to recover monies due to our organization by overseas customers, and as well follow up with these accounts. In order to achieve these objectives a good and reputable law firm will be required to handle this service.

We understand that a proper Attorney client agreement must be entered into by both parties. Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated, and we look forward to your prompt response.

Yours Faithfully,

Ken Sato
Manager.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Boring Me

Hon-hing, you get zero points for content. This is garbage. Why can't you be more like Abe (see below). I will acknowledge that the bold blue font was aesthetically pleasing and made me want to trust you. However, you already contacted me. Twice. With different emails. Come on. Bring your A-game. I am waiting.


From: Mr. Hon-hing Wong.
Legal Representative/Owner,
Quanzhou Haitian Textile Co.,Ltd,
Address: Haitian Industrial Park ,
Jiangnan Development Zone,
Quanzhou , Fujian, China
Email: honhing_wong88@msn.com
Website: http://www..htt.cn


Dear Counsel,

Request for Legal assistance


This is an official request for legal representation on behalf of Quanzhou Haitian Textile Co.Ltd. We are a textile company with principal business in garment manufacturing and trading.

We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries to exert pressure on our delinquent customers and we request for your services accordingly. We got your contact information from the Online Lawyers Directory as a result of our search for a reliable firm or individual to provide legal services as requested.

After a careful review of your profile as well as your qualification and experience, we are of the opinion that you are capable and qualified to provide the legal services as requested.

On behalf of Quanzhou Haitian Textile Co.Ltd, Please accept my sincerest appreciation in advance for your willingness to render your services as we look forward to your prompt response to our request.

Thank you.

Mr. Hon-hing Wong.
Legal Representative/Owner,
Quanzhou Haitian Textile Co.Ltd.
Website: http://www.htt.cn

Along Came Abe

Abe,thank you so much. After reading 6 re-hashed emails of the same content with different company names, I was starting to think this was some kind of scam. Just a touch of originality. Something new for my eyes to float over. But then came Abe. Thanks for dolling things up a bit.

Here is the bad news. My email is broken. Can you call me?

Dear Attorney

We wish to retain your services to facilitate in the retrieval of delinquent accounts and holdings from our customers in the United States. These accounts have been delinquent for a while, due to the current economic crisis in the United States, and we have been lenient enough to give a credit period of 3 months, which started in the month of October in the year, 2008, before requesting payments. We would like for the accounts to be mediated and closed before the end of the incoming quarter. We believe that all owed funds to our company will be made payable contingent upon acquiring the assistance of your office.

Also, the companies that have disarray with have been legitimate to our company for years so we believe and hope that the need for litigation will not arise.

We would like to receive your retainer agreement, rates and all other essential material regarding your firm's compensation policies. These, and all other material, can be communicated via the company's presidents email address,abe_sakai@jetemail.net.

We look forward to your reply

Sincerely,
Abe Sakai

Re Hash

Mutual Introduction-Possible Representation

Dear Counsel,

I have previously sent you an email; please confirm the receipt of this mail
due to the urgency of this matter. If you are not in position to represent
us at the moment kindly advice immediately. After a careful review, we
decided to contact you to represent our company in North America. Matila
Manufacturing Pte Ltd is a manufacturing company in Asia We would require
your legal representation for our North American delinquent Customers.

We are of the opinion that a reputable attorney is required to represent us
in North America in order for us to recover monies due to our organization
by oversea customers, and as well follow up with these accounts. In order to
achieve these objectives a good and reputable law firm like yours will be
required to handle this service. We understand that a proper Attorney Client
agreement must be entered into by both parties. This will be done
immediately we receive your letter of acceptance.
Awaiting your swift Response.

Sincerely,
Patrick William
Robert Weng.

Jinan Lawyer

Oh Chang. You little scamp. I wouldn't work for you. I have to much to do today. But a tip of the hat to you. Using a real company that has an actual website. I am so proud of you. Today, you are a man. A proper Phisher Man.


Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd
292-45 shindand
Seoul Teugbyeolsi , Korea
Email: chming_ind@live.com

Attention: Counsel,

We the management of Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd, require your legal representation for our American Customers. Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd, a manufacturer and supplier of chemical, we are been owed payment on a shipment that we made to a customer in America in June 2008 and now seeking advice and possible representation in litigation against the non-paying company.

We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between the ASIA and America. We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.

Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response.

Sincerely,


Chang Ming Cheng,

Managing Director.

chming_ind@live.com
I usually don't include the subject line in these emails. But this one was precious: "Please Work With Us (Good Offer)"


Name: Lee Chang
Company Name: City: hongkong State/Country: China heshibang
Email Address: le.chang19@gmail.com

Attention : Counsel

We the management of Henan Shibang Heavy
Industry Machinery Co.Ltd, China require your legal representation for our
Austria Customers. We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate
payments from Ausria will eradicate delays due to inter-continental
monetary transaction between Asia and Austria. We understand that a proper
legal Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are
most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.Your consideration of
our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt
response.

request Sincerely,
Lee Chang
Zhongyuan Road and West Fourth Ring Road intersection 200 meters north, Zhengzhou, China.
Postcode: 450042