Friday, January 27, 2017

Where We Going, Home Depot Again, Home Again


From: peter tung

Dear [Naive Attoreny], Thank you for responding to our email. With regard to the above subject matter, we ordered for some goods from "The Home Depot" in August, 2014 and the terms of the sales contract demands us to pay 50% of the total cost of the ordered goods before delivery and the balance after we have received the same goods. However, after we paid the initial deposit, we did not receive any goods as required. The goods ought to be delivered on the 8th of September, 2014. More time was given to them to deliver the goods which they were still unable to meet with. Hence, we requested for a refund. We have made several efforts to have them refund the initial deposit, but to no avail. We have therefore decided to resort to legal means since there is a legal document (sales agreement) prior to this transaction. Find below details of the supplier for your conflict check. The Home Depot U.S.A. Inc. We have suffered so much loss as a result of this failed transaction and we are ready to proceed with litigation if the need should arise. Let us know the best way to approach this issue and we will comply as long as we get results. Furthermore, we have some concerns and would like you to respond in detail in your reply. Are they any foibles you see in this case? If litigation is involved, the distance gives us some concern with regards to court appearances. How can this be handled? How much is your legal fee? Do you charge on hourly basis or contingency? What should we expect from you? Any guarantees? Please advise on your assessment of this case. A quick response will be appreciated. Best Regards, Peter Tung(Operation Manager) Caja Trading Group INC. 2-13-7 Hatchobori, Chuo-ku, Tokyo 104-8510, Japan +81345304009 N.B.PLS ALWAYS REPLY DIRECTLY TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS.THANKS

Thursday, January 26, 2017

I Like Helicopters!

From Paul Mosvold paulmosvold090@gmail.com


I am in the process of selling an Helicopter ( Bell Helicopters 407 ) to a buyer residing in your area.
I need an attorney to help me draft a purchase and sale agreement for the transaction.
I have attached some necessary details of the Helicopter for your review,
please advise on your rate, retainer fee and forward to me your retainer agreement to sign,
sales price totaling $2,250,000 USD.
i have attach the copy of the Helicopter ( Bell 407 ) i am selling below


Find below the name of the proposed buyer for your conflict check.

Micheal Smith


Thank you.

Regards
Mr. Paul Mosvold
P.O Box 2431 Houston, TX 77079



Thursday, October 6, 2016

I live for the funk, I'll Dyer for the funk!

I want to inquire if your firm handles purchase agreements. A referral will be helpful if this is not your area of practice. I am in the process of selling a drilling rig to a company in your state. They agreed for us to employ a lawyer that will draw out a purchase contract which will protect my interest in this transaction. I will send you details about the potential buyer for your conflict check when you are ready to move forward. Contact me at ..... Nathandyer@ijmcorp.com Regards, Nathan Dyer

Coming in on Avvo Lines

I want to inquire if your firm handles purchase agreements. A referral will be helpful if this is not your area of practice. I am in the process of selling a drilling rig to a company in your state. They agreed for us to employ a lawyer that will draw out a purchase contract which will protect my interest in this transaction. I will send you details about the potential buyer for your conflict check when you are ready to move forward. Contact me at ..... Nathandyer@ijmcorp.com Regards, Nathan Dyer

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Another One Spams My Box

It has been so long, I thought the Phisherpeople (gender neutral) forgot about me 

lachigreen1@outlook.com

I am Mr. Lachi Green i live in Japan. Please let this email serve as our response regarding your firm representing me. Find below my debtors information for a conflict check, before we can  schedule for a telephone conference.

(Local Person Here)
Shelton, WA 98584
United States

We hope to hear from you at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,
Lachi Kichi Green
Phone : 0-78-822-2144  / Fax : 0-78-822-2144 

Japan.

Friday, July 11, 2014

You Mako Me Feel Like a Natural Lawyer

mako_kennedy@hotmail.com

I would have loved to schedule an appointment to come over to your office for consultation but i am not currently in the states, i live in Japan while my ex spouse Brian Kennedy who is a us Citizen lives in your jurisdiction. I and my ex spouse fell in love during His UN deployment visit to Japan 1996 and got married 23rd of May, 1997, at Kumamoto Family Court. My ex spouse Brian Kennedy is a medical practitioner for the United Nations. Due to my hearing problem (Disability) it is difficult to talk to you on phone, would have loved to discuss this matter on phone, but i can read and write very well. If need be it to testify in the United States i will make myself available at that time. 
Myself and my ex spouse agreed under a separation agreement incorporated, merged into and made part of the court order for a settlement of Child Support, Spouse Support and Medical Support of $918,500.00 USD he has only paid $245,600.00 January 28th, 2013 but still owing $672,900.00 and the stipulated time for the completion of payment April 17th, 2013 has long elapsed. I am also aware that your jurisdiction can enforce a foreign judgment.

I am contacting your firm due to the fact that there is already an agreement in place and a court order. For your review i have attached document you will find my ID, in PDF the Court Order and Separation Agreement. I request your firms legal service to enforce the court order compelling him to remit balance owed to me. For my review i request your attorney-client retainer agreement and if the terms are acceptable I will sign so we can commence the process as soon as possible. Immediately I receive the retainer agreement I will Sign and return to your office. 

Yours Faithfully,

Mako Kennedy.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Summer Time Scam

akemikoch19@hotmail.com

Dear Counsel,        

    Thank you for your prompt response. Am currently in Japan for an assignment and Warren Dave Koch (ex-husband) lives in    Seattle, WA. Due to the time difference (+13hrs EST) it is a little bit difficult to determine the best time to call you. Following our divorce, we agreed under a negotiated settlement agreement which is incorporated, merged into and made part of the court decree for a one-time payment of $1,148,470.00USD for Family support (this includes child support, alimony and medical support). To his credit, he has paid me $214,325.00USD but still owing $934,145.00USD and the due time for completion of payment is over. Thus, I request your legal counsel and representation to enforce the final judgment thereby compelling him to remit the balance owed me. He is aware of my intention to seek legal actions. Attached is a copy of the separation agreement, and Final Judgment and I will be pleased to provide further information on this case on request. I desire to retain your law firm, please forward your firm's retainer fee agreement so that we can proceed. Thank you and have a pleasant day.


Regards,
Akemi Koch
5-2-1 MinamiSenba Dream Building,
Chuo-ku, Osaka-shi, Osaka, Japan

Phone: +81 (0) 505 809-8190