Today, the award for concise spam goes to...(drum roll)...Danny Wong. Thank you Danny for being to the point and sincere. Although, I am hurt. It looks like you have been seeing other lawyers. We should talk about where this relationship is going.
From: jobs@tcapte.com
Subject: Attention Counsel
Date: July 30, 2009 10:27:50 AM PDT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To: info@tcapte.com
Attention Counsel:
My Name is Daniel Wong President of Trailblazer Communications Asia Pte Ltd. We need
legal service in Collection/litigation.
Please let us know if you can be of help.
Daniel Wong
Trailblazer Communications Asia Pte Ltd
Address: 33 LIANG SEAH STREET #03-01
SINGAPORE SINGAPORE
Tel:+65 6227 6367
Fax:+65 6227 6373
E-Mail: info@tcapte.com
Friday, July 31, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Plastic Lawyer
wangliu11@9.cn
HANG LUNG PLASTIC FACTORY (SHENZHEN) LTD.
163 DONG SHEN ROAD, E GONG LIN,
PING HU ZHEN, LONG GONG QU, SHENZHEN, CHINA
TEL : (86) 755 28213229
FAX : (86) 755 28213436
www.hanglungonline.com
Attention Counsel
Request for Legal assistance.
This is an official request for legal representation on behalf of Hang
Lung Plastic Factory Limited. Our Company’s principal activity is to
produce and Supply plastics use in the construction of building,
production of plastic household materials and polyethylene bags. Our
product are of standard and it being use globally.
We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries to
exert pressure on our delinquent customers and we request for your
services accordingly. We got your contact information from the Online
Lawyers Directory as a result of our search for a reliable firm or
individual to provide legal services as requested.
After a careful review of your profile as well as your qualification and
experience, we are of the opinion that you are capable and qualified to
provide the legal services as requested.
On behalf of Hang Lung Plastic Factory Limited. Please accept my sincerest
appreciation in advance for your willingness to render your services as we
look forward to your prompt response to our request.
Yours truly,
Wang Liu
Chairman & CEO
HANG LUNG PLASTIC FACTORY (SHENZHEN) LTD.
163 DONG SHEN ROAD, E GONG LIN,
PING HU ZHEN, LONG GONG QU, SHENZHEN, CHINA
TEL : (86) 755 28213229
FAX : (86) 755 28213436
www.hanglungonline.com
Attention Counsel
Request for Legal assistance.
This is an official request for legal representation on behalf of Hang
Lung Plastic Factory Limited. Our Company’s principal activity is to
produce and Supply plastics use in the construction of building,
production of plastic household materials and polyethylene bags. Our
product are of standard and it being use globally.
We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries to
exert pressure on our delinquent customers and we request for your
services accordingly. We got your contact information from the Online
Lawyers Directory as a result of our search for a reliable firm or
individual to provide legal services as requested.
After a careful review of your profile as well as your qualification and
experience, we are of the opinion that you are capable and qualified to
provide the legal services as requested.
On behalf of Hang Lung Plastic Factory Limited. Please accept my sincerest
appreciation in advance for your willingness to render your services as we
look forward to your prompt response to our request.
Yours truly,
Wang Liu
Chairman & CEO
Friday, July 24, 2009
Romeo's Lawyer
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou e-mail spam?
Deny thy father and refuse thy spam filter;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn by my inbox
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Romeo Orms: ormskerk7@aol.co.benwebservices.com
Attention
Please note that I am making this business introduction based on my regard for your credibility and your company profile I went through online. Due to your long experience in business, I would want to go into partnership with you. Am the Director of Europe Operations for the NPA-STP (National Petroleum Agency of Sao tome & Princippe). To be precise, I oversee Europe operations for the agency.
My position in the agency entitles me to recommend oil allocation and actualise oil lifting and exploration allocation licences to candidates based on my interest.In 2003,I facilitated and actualised the license of Business man from Iraq.The license was for 5years at 24 MILLION BBLS/12 MONTHS.Due to reasons unknown to me,i havent heard from the man since 2005.I just recently heard from a reliable source that the man is late.He died due to the recent attacks in Iraq.
The license is valid till date as i always ensure that i keep to my side of the bargain.I have decided to begin using the license from this month.
I seek your involvement as a partner due to your experience in business.I will package you as the allocation license beneficiary.Due to my position in the agency(NPA-STP),i cannot handle this project,thats why i need your assistance.With current events in Sao Tome&Principe,we shall be able to lift a mininmum of 1.5million Barrels per month.
This is what i propose:
1.You provide me with your company name which shall be used in place of the initial license operator.
2.I will ensure that your company name is recognised as the license operator and that we have a lay can date for atleast 1 Million barrels per month.
3.I will ensure that all lifting procedures are in place and buyers readily available.
4.You stand in as the license operator for all lifting and sales transactions,we shall open an account for the receipt of the oil sales proceeds in which both of us shall be signatories to the account.
5.We shall split the oil sales proceeds in the ratio of 50:50 equity share.
Equity will be at the end of every annual quarter.
I believe you are a man of wisdom and integrity.This offer i make is based on utmost good faith.I would be jeopardising my position in the agency,if word of this goes out.Therefore without mincing words,i rely on you for utmost confidentiality on every bit of details relating to this transaction.
Upon your positive response,i will be willing to forward to you,proof of my proposition.I look forward to a prospective business relationship between us.
Remain Blessed as i expect your reply.meoormskerk@aol.com
meo ormskerk.
Director Europe Operations.
NPA-STP.
Deny thy father and refuse thy spam filter;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn by my inbox
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Romeo Orms: ormskerk7@aol.co.benwebservices.com
Attention
Please note that I am making this business introduction based on my regard for your credibility and your company profile I went through online. Due to your long experience in business, I would want to go into partnership with you. Am the Director of Europe Operations for the NPA-STP (National Petroleum Agency of Sao tome & Princippe). To be precise, I oversee Europe operations for the agency.
My position in the agency entitles me to recommend oil allocation and actualise oil lifting and exploration allocation licences to candidates based on my interest.In 2003,I facilitated and actualised the license of Business man from Iraq.The license was for 5years at 24 MILLION BBLS/12 MONTHS.Due to reasons unknown to me,i havent heard from the man since 2005.I just recently heard from a reliable source that the man is late.He died due to the recent attacks in Iraq.
The license is valid till date as i always ensure that i keep to my side of the bargain.I have decided to begin using the license from this month.
I seek your involvement as a partner due to your experience in business.I will package you as the allocation license beneficiary.Due to my position in the agency(NPA-STP),i cannot handle this project,thats why i need your assistance.With current events in Sao Tome&Principe,we shall be able to lift a mininmum of 1.5million Barrels per month.
This is what i propose:
1.You provide me with your company name which shall be used in place of the initial license operator.
2.I will ensure that your company name is recognised as the license operator and that we have a lay can date for atleast 1 Million barrels per month.
3.I will ensure that all lifting procedures are in place and buyers readily available.
4.You stand in as the license operator for all lifting and sales transactions,we shall open an account for the receipt of the oil sales proceeds in which both of us shall be signatories to the account.
5.We shall split the oil sales proceeds in the ratio of 50:50 equity share.
Equity will be at the end of every annual quarter.
I believe you are a man of wisdom and integrity.This offer i make is based on utmost good faith.I would be jeopardising my position in the agency,if word of this goes out.Therefore without mincing words,i rely on you for utmost confidentiality on every bit of details relating to this transaction.
Upon your positive response,i will be willing to forward to you,proof of my proposition.I look forward to a prospective business relationship between us.
Remain Blessed as i expect your reply.meoormskerk@aol.com
meo ormskerk.
Director Europe Operations.
NPA-STP.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Toho Lawyer
Attention; Counselor ,
We, the management of Toho Tecknology (H.K.)Co Ltd., require your legal representation for our North American Customers. We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and North America .
We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response / request.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Monikan Wang.
We, the management of Toho Tecknology (H.K.)Co Ltd., require your legal representation for our North American Customers. We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and North America .
We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response / request.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Monikan Wang.
Iron Man Lawyer
Dear Counsel,
This is an official request for legal representation on behalf of
Hangzhou Iron & Steel Group Company. We are iron and steel company
with principal business in steel manufacturing and trading.
We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries
to exert pressure on our delinquent customers and we request for your
services accordingly. We got your contact information from the Online
Lawyers Directory as a result of our search for a reliable firm or
individual to provide legal services as requested.
After a careful review of your profile as well as your qualification
and experience, we are of the opinion that you are capable and
qualified to provide the legal services as requested.
On behalf of Hangzhou Iron & Steel Group Company, Please accept my
sincerest appreciation in advance for your willingness to render your
services as we look forward to your prompt response to our request.
Thank you.
Mr. Ken Dominic.
Branch manager,
Hangzhou Iron & Steel Group Company
England office.
This is an official request for legal representation on behalf of
Hangzhou Iron & Steel Group Company. We are iron and steel company
with principal business in steel manufacturing and trading.
We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundaries
to exert pressure on our delinquent customers and we request for your
services accordingly. We got your contact information from the Online
Lawyers Directory as a result of our search for a reliable firm or
individual to provide legal services as requested.
After a careful review of your profile as well as your qualification
and experience, we are of the opinion that you are capable and
qualified to provide the legal services as requested.
On behalf of Hangzhou Iron & Steel Group Company, Please accept my
sincerest appreciation in advance for your willingness to render your
services as we look forward to your prompt response to our request.
Thank you.
Mr. Ken Dominic.
Branch manager,
Hangzhou Iron & Steel Group Company
England office.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
You Can Eradicate Delays?
Mr. Blaire, thanks for the email. I don't have a lot of time to be sarcastic with you. I have all this real stuff I need to do. I will say this (and I seem to have to say it often), you already emailed me. Or one of your friends did. With this same content. You need to step it up. The whole purpose of this blog is to provide a place for your name and content to pop up when someone google's your info. But you are giving out redundant content. Bad form. You will never catch a big phish this way.
michaelblair@royalegenerators.com
This inquiry is the result of a search of the Lawyer Locator on
martindale.com.
Sent By:Royale Generators
Name: Michael Blair
Company Name: Royal Power Ltd
City: State/Country: Unite Kingdom
Email Address: michaelblair@royalegenerators.com
Phone: 0044 844 202 082
Fax 44-7006-009-899
Comments:
Royal Power Ltd (UK) West bromwich B71 1DG, Great Britain
We the management of Royal Power Ltd, United Kingdom require your legal
representation for our North American Customers. We are of the opinion that
the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays
due to inter-continental monetary transaction between UK and North America .
We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the
necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as
possible. Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look
forward to your prompt response request.
Sincerely,
Michael Blair
NOTE: Due to the inherent anonymity of the internet, the identity of
allindividuals should be confirmed prior to entering into any
business arrangement.
michaelblair@royalegenerators.com
This inquiry is the result of a search of the Lawyer Locator on
martindale.com.
Sent By:Royale Generators
Name: Michael Blair
Company Name: Royal Power Ltd
City: State/Country: Unite Kingdom
Email Address: michaelblair@royalegenerators.com
Phone: 0044 844 202 082
Fax 44-7006-009-899
Comments:
Royal Power Ltd (UK) West bromwich B71 1DG, Great Britain
We the management of Royal Power Ltd, United Kingdom require your legal
representation for our North American Customers. We are of the opinion that
the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays
due to inter-continental monetary transaction between UK and North America .
We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the
necessary authorization and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as
possible. Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look
forward to your prompt response request.
Sincerely,
Michael Blair
NOTE: Due to the inherent anonymity of the internet, the identity of
allindividuals should be confirmed prior to entering into any
business arrangement.
Well, top of the day to you. And the rest of the day to 'ya, laddie. Looking forward to being your number one guy. Feel free to email anytime with your unsolicited phishing scams. They make me feel important and smart. Somewhere. Somehow. I am going to get all these customers that are ripping off you poor, honest and sincere textile/fabric companies.
Top of the day to you Attorney,Our company has decided to contact your Law
firm as regards Litigation and collection issue with some of our indebted
customers within your region.In order to achieve these objectives a good
and reputable Attorney/Law firm will be required to handle this service.
do confirm the receipt of this mail due to the urgency of this matter.If
you are in the position to represent us at the moment kindly advice immediately.
Sincerely,
Mr.Chen Yu
General Manager
Voith Fabrics Stubbins Limited
Top of the day to you Attorney,Our company has decided to contact your Law
firm as regards Litigation and collection issue with some of our indebted
customers within your region.In order to achieve these objectives a good
and reputable Attorney/Law firm will be required to handle this service.
do confirm the receipt of this mail due to the urgency of this matter.If
you are in the position to represent us at the moment kindly advice immediately.
Sincerely,
Mr.Chen Yu
General Manager
Voith Fabrics Stubbins Limited
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