Friday, February 25, 2011

Email from Zaira

Dear You Law Firm Name Here,

Thank you so much for your email. Its always very hard to be able to ascertain when best to call from here, we are 1300hrs EST ahead of you and this is a big barrier toward achieving a successful conference call. If it may pleased you to know, in my humbly suggest we communicate via email while I figure out when best to reach on phone due the course of this representation.

My Husband and I had an out of court agreement (Settlement Agreement) for him to pay $950,500.00 plus legal fees. He has only paid me $251,500.00 since; I am hereby seeking your firm’s assistance in collecting the balance from him. He has agreed to pay me the balance but it is my belief that a Law firm like yours is needed to help me collect/enforce payment from my ex-husband Allen Hoshiko or litigate this matter if he fails to pay as promised,My ex lives in your jurisdiction.

I still reinstates my appear to have your firm collect these owned funds on my behalf instead of having him pay directly to me which I am very sure he will not, as I have made several efforts to collect these funds and all yielded no result.

I will be pleased to provide further information on this matter on request. I expect this to be a non-litigation matter as I have already notified him in enforcing your firm service. Please send me your retainer service agreement fee so I can have a preview and execute.

Please find attached

Best Regards
Ms Zaira Hoshiko

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Lawyer for James

Vin Yag Enterprises-Hong Kong.
Nam Wo Hing Building,
148 street, Sheung Wan,
Hong Kong.

Att: Counselor,

I greet you most respectfully.

I am James Saito. I am a businessman and owner of the above
named company from Asia and who apparently conducts his
business in quietier ways.

I come to you with a business matter that is unsettling my mind
alot and with a view of seeking your assistance.

I have some uncollected funds in the North America (USA)
arising from some business transactions carried out last year.

I want you/your law office to collect these funds from these
debtors/customers for a commission, and as well follow up with
these accounts.

Upon acknowledgement of your interest, I will furnish you with
more details.

Thank you.

Yours faithfully,
James Saito.
For:Vin Yag Enterprises-Hong Kong.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Lovell's Attorney

Nothing new here. But we post for the names.

From: Mr. Ross K. Lovell
Subject: Re: Legal representation needed.
Date: February 14, 2011
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

To whom it may concern.

Dear Attorney.

In my desperate search for an attorney in your country, I went in search on the Internet where I got your contact from.

My company requires the services of an attorney in your region/country to assist retrieve payments from defaulting clients and also set up a branch in that region, kindly advise as to your readiness to work with us so that I can give you more details.

Yours faithfully,

Ross K. Lovell.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Mini-Kazuo Email Scam

See other posts for the longer version.

Name...: Miyoko Kazuo

Subject: I need a divorce lawyer

I need a divorce lawyer to handle a collection matter,i will also need a
referral if this is not your line of practice.

Thank you as I look forward to your response soonest

Miyoko Kazuo

Monday, February 7, 2011

You say Aluminium lawyer, I say Aluminum

New "entities in my jurisdiction" are having shipment and product standards issues. Thank goodness Gerik thought of me to help since this is clearly in my practice area. And, lucky for him, I have no conflicts.

Dear Attorney:

We like to know if you have conflict that will prevent you from representing Gal Aluminium Company,Poland, against an entity in your jurisdiction.

This matter regards shipment and product's standard. We have explored all avenues to resolve this issue amicably,unfortunately we have not progressed as expected.

If you require the name of the opposing party to conduct your internal conflict check, please respond to our inquiry.

I look forward to recieving your mail.

Yours respectfully,

Gerik Bialy
Gal Aluminium Company
Domaniewska 56, Warsaw 22 455 16 00

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Cheng casts another line

Something tells me we have seen a variation on this one already. But it has been so quiet lately that I just had to post something. I guess I can attribute a majority of my solicitations from Martindale directory. Thanks to all those carrying the torch by posting your own emails.

From: Ms. Lynda Cheng
Subject: For Your Kind Attention: Counsel,
Date: February 2, 2011 3:12:59 PM PST
Cc: recipient list not shown: ;

For Your Kind Attention: Counsel,

My name is LYNDA W.CHENG. I am soliciting for your legal consultation against
the divorce settlement with my ex-husband (RANDY LEE CHENG) who resides in
your jurisdiction. I will be providing further information upon your request.

Can your law firm help me out? Let me know if you require consultation fee before
you advice or look at the evidence.

Your Truly,