Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Along Came Abe

Abe,thank you so much. After reading 6 re-hashed emails of the same content with different company names, I was starting to think this was some kind of scam. Just a touch of originality. Something new for my eyes to float over. But then came Abe. Thanks for dolling things up a bit.

Here is the bad news. My email is broken. Can you call me?

Dear Attorney

We wish to retain your services to facilitate in the retrieval of delinquent accounts and holdings from our customers in the United States. These accounts have been delinquent for a while, due to the current economic crisis in the United States, and we have been lenient enough to give a credit period of 3 months, which started in the month of October in the year, 2008, before requesting payments. We would like for the accounts to be mediated and closed before the end of the incoming quarter. We believe that all owed funds to our company will be made payable contingent upon acquiring the assistance of your office.

Also, the companies that have disarray with have been legitimate to our company for years so we believe and hope that the need for litigation will not arise.

We would like to receive your retainer agreement, rates and all other essential material regarding your firm's compensation policies. These, and all other material, can be communicated via the company's presidents email address,

We look forward to your reply

Abe Sakai

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